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Postby PertHJ » Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:22 pm

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Postby yourstruly » Fri Mar 11, 2011 6:05 pm

When i'm delivering coffees/food at work and people don't put there fucking table numbers on the stand so that i can see where the fuck their shit is going.

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Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:15 pm

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nails wrote:I get embarrassed when I cant pronounce te reo words right. I cant roll my Rs at all :S

Put your tongue directly behind your teeth when you start the R.

nobody cant do it, you just havnt learned to do it, a shortcut to help you start might be replacing the 'r' with a 'd', but be very aware you are fudging it, dont get carried away, nothing is more retarded as people calling things 'patu' when they mean 'paru'... i dunno, rolling the argh is no big deal, stop being so fucking anglosaxon you goddamn thrall, the gaels can do it the iberians can do it, even the french and the fucking germans can do it, whats stopping you?
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Postby Marrow » Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:49 pm

adverts for hand sanitisers. Trying to make people scared of bacteria and shit. Being obsessively hygenic like they show on tv is going to fuck your constitution/immune system

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Postby martyrdamn » Fri Mar 11, 2011 8:05 pm

Marrow wrote:adverts for hand sanitisers. Trying to make people scared of bacteria and shit. Being obsessively hygenic like they show on tv is going to fuck your constitution/immune system


BACTERIA'S EVERYWHERE!!!!!!! WASH, WASH!!!!!!! WHEN YOU'RE PLAYIN' WITH YOURSELF!!!!!!!! etc?
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Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Fri Mar 11, 2011 8:06 pm

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niXon wrote:^ Get a little irritated by people like you. Love having a bit of a jig on occasion! Stop being a little bitch.

hahaha.

Every day I go to the supermarket, and get held up by other people trying to navigate those little 'one-way trolley gates' (whatever they're called.) Usually old people, or people too fat to fit through. Yesterday was two kids (7-10ish) trying to get a trolley through.
Die, lose weight, or stay with your parents.


Years ago went through one at a Foodtown... remembered I had forgot my wallet, instantly turned around and ran back through, or at-least attempted to. Lets just say im lucky to still have both nuts.


at a few locations in TGA they have a cash machine inside those fuckin things, i often want to use the cash machine and go somewhere else, on one particular occasion i walked back thru obliviously and wound up with a massive bruise on my thigh like id been kicked by a horse, i bent the fuckin thing tho, and in my insta-rage i kicked another one and bent it even worse, then walked out, tryna look casual.

fuck those things, i should maybe kick them all in.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby daggers » Fri Mar 11, 2011 8:53 pm

yourstruly wrote:When i'm delivering coffees/food at work and people don't put there fucking table numbers on the stand so that i can see where the fuck their shit is going.


when I'm at a cafe and our number is clearly visible, and I still get delivered the wrong shit.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Marrow » Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:00 am

martyrdamn wrote:
Marrow wrote:adverts for hand sanitisers. Trying to make people scared of bacteria and shit. Being obsessively hygenic like they show on tv is going to fuck your constitution/immune system


BACTERIA'S EVERYWHERE!!!!!!! WASH, WASH!!!!!!! WHEN YOU'RE PLAYIN' WITH YOURSELF!!!!!!!! etc?

yeah, especially the new ones that are like "but when you use sanitiser, touching the sanitiser bottle unsanitises you"
-firstly, if you use it, then put the bottle down, then rub your hands together, you should be all good
-secondly, I understand the message that you should wash your hands after taking a shit, but washing your hands after touching absolutely everything? Fuck off germophobe generation. I've eaten out of dumpsters, and lived in countries where people shit on the side of the road... you're not going to get sick in your suburban home playing with your dog.
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Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:09 am

shit.
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Postby Marrow » Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:12 pm

I've noticed they do that as well, but I never go to midnight if I'm in a hurry, as everything takes ages.
Probably a sideeffect of all the hippiness from the vegan food "chill out everyone, here have a joint"
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Postby PertHJ » Sat Mar 12, 2011 4:05 pm

Their system of not using numbers and having the staff yell out the orders once they are up to a room of noisy people is fairly retarded too
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Postby General Mutante » Sat Mar 12, 2011 4:24 pm

What's that one up Cuba St? I went in their once and one of their minions was such a rude fucking bitch I never went back again. Doesn't help that I generally hate cafes, hippies and everything associated with them. Give me the pub any day even if it's just for a coffee and a toasted sandwich.
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Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Sat Mar 12, 2011 4:43 pm

castro's or something?

i liked midnight cos amy worked there, she was a ray of sunshine that girl, sigh...
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Postby General Mutante » Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:03 pm

Nah, not Fidel's, the one down the road from it across from Slowboat Records.
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Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:07 pm

oh that poky wee place, and various hardcore scensters worked there to pay for their socially approved tattoos studying design/media while living with mum in kilbirnie.. yeh i know the place.
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Postby General Mutante » Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:42 pm

I hope they die.
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Postby dustbinflowers » Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:27 am

going to my house and finding some geotech bugger has red stickered it. Hard to move my stuff out when I'm not allowed in.
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Postby drunk and proud » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:31 pm

ghetto ninja wrote:
nails wrote:I get embarrassed when I cant pronounce te reo words right. I cant roll my Rs at all :S

Put your tongue directly behind your teeth when you start the R.


this actually helped me...

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Postby akaxo » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:34 pm

people who ring you up to get you to look something up online for them because the internet isn't on at their work yet since the earthquake and noisily chew bloody food down the ear piece at you while you look it up. fucking gross.
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Postby Ouch » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:58 pm

Oh, you mean "mates", yeah i hate those fukx also.

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Window Licker » Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:19 pm

dumping your boyfriend, then realizing he still has your howling wolf t-shirt.

also anyone referring to anyone else as 'missy-moo'.

tram panic.

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Postby mmmm....good crack » Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:29 pm

being able to hear my phone vibrate when i get a text, but still no idea where it is
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Postby Marrow » Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:56 pm

^ listening to music, then hearing the speakers picking up the UHF freqs of someone sending me a message. Irritating as.
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Postby Devon » Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:05 pm

People who squeeze the top of the toothpaste.
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Postby ghetto ninja » Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:14 pm

Logan Muir.
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Postby Ouch » Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:18 pm

na, the fact that he rekkin hes the 3rd. Fuck off.

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Postby ghetto ninja » Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:25 pm

Exactly, pretentious twat.
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Postby dustbinflowers » Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:40 pm

akaxo wrote:people who ring you up to get you to look something up online for them because the internet isn't on at their work yet since the earthquake and noisily chew bloody food down the ear piece at you while you look it up. fucking gross.


hmm, that wasn't me was it?
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