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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby buckton » Fri Aug 10, 2012 12:22 am

thanks bot for bumping, in western australia you're allowed up to 9 characters which makes for some ultra retardedness. worst I've seen is
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Cosmo Kramer » Fri Aug 10, 2012 1:16 am

buckton wrote:thanks bot for bumping, in western australia you're allowed up to 9 characters which makes for some ultra retardedness. worst I've seen is
BEMYWOMAN
on a BMW



lol is what that bmw stood for :baton:
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby buckton » Fri Aug 10, 2012 1:21 am

nah but blowmyweiner was too long.
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Dead Kid » Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:30 am

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/car-par ... 872271.htm

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I hope the people bidding on it have brown cars.
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby buckton » Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:49 pm

Fast brown cars.
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby LePestilence » Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:20 pm

Saw HELLNZ the other day - My daughter went hey cool that number plate says HELL NZ to which I replied Hmm thats pretty cool.

Further along after following the car for a bit I said, ah actually it's HELLNZ which means someone called Helen owns the vehicle.

We both wanted to curse the girl in question for having a coll personalized plate & not even knowing it - Or did she? :microwave:
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Philfy Vermin » Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:47 pm

ive met several crap goths named helen who prefer to be called 'hel'.
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby TimShadbolt » Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:09 pm

Philfy Vermin wrote:ive met several crap goths named helen who prefer to be called 'hel'.


Why were they crap?

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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Nathanael » Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:25 pm

Coz they are goths?
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Max » Mon Aug 12, 2013 11:32 pm

Kim Dotcom inheirited a lot of plates when Dave Blackmore in Wellington was forced to make a fire sale of his fancy car collection.

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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:11 am

Nathanael wrote:Coz they are goths?


Yeah aye. No other reason required as far as I'm concerned, goths scrape the same bottom of the sub cultural barrel as goregrinders and juggalos

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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby FC » Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:27 am

Much better to hang out with dudes that smell like they've been taking a shower in hobo anal juice, passing out and pissing themselves.

How many goths do you even know Mitch?
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Philfy Vermin » Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:11 am

not all goths are crap, its just how we differentiate real goths who we hang out with from racist bogan chicks, marilyn manson fans and what americans call mall goths.
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby FC » Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:15 am

Pretty much. It's like saying every dirty looking, roughly punk person, is a crusty.
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Philfy Vermin » Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:26 am

not sure about that, but most goths ive known probably wouldnt register as such with these guys, its just another misappropriated subculture.
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby FC » Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:29 am

Actually most dirty punks are probably far closer to crusties than any of the aforementioned groups are to goths.
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Philfy Vermin » Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:44 am

i still dunno about that, but no record company ever picked up on the crust subculture and marketed to retarded highschoolers like pretty much every other youth cult... dunno what that says really.
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Dead Kid » Tue Sep 03, 2013 2:25 pm

Someone get this, it's available. :baton:

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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Agnes » Tue Sep 03, 2013 3:24 pm

Dixon Cider A.C. wrote:goregrinders and juggalos

Also, Porngrinders

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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Tue Sep 03, 2013 6:17 pm

Dead Kid wrote:http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/car-parts-accessories/personalised-plates/auction-623872271.htm

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I hope the people bidding on it have brown cars.


Omfg, I IRL lost ma shit at that, as it were. Poo jet!
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Dead Kid » Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:00 pm

Looks like it sold to someone in Manukau, keen to see the poo jet grubbin' down the road sometime
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby BigBadBazza » Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:25 am

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Re: retarded personalised number plates

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Dead Kid wrote:Someone get this, it's available. :baton:

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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Dead Kid » Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:30 am

Saw a car with DOLAN1 yesterday, but it wasn't splattered with blood.... I am disappoint

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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Marrow » Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:52 pm

Dolan pls.
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby spazgrinder » Sun Jan 12, 2014 2:58 pm

50187
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby TimShadbolt » Sun Jan 12, 2014 7:35 pm

spazgrinder wrote:50187


Google tells us that it's the title of an Insane Clown Posse album. I think we have a grand champion/ultimate loser.

Fuck juggalos.

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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby spazgrinder » Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:15 am

TimShadbolt wrote:
spazgrinder wrote:50187


Google tells us that it's the title of an Insane Clown Posse album. I think we have a grand champion/ultimate loser.

Fuck juggalos.



i saw 50187 on a Evo in Nelson a few years back i never know about insane clown posse album i thought it was quite classic plate now know it was just another rich tryhard boy racer from nelson. (yes i had too google juggalo)
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby TimShadbolt » Wed Jan 15, 2014 4:59 am

Oh wait... 50 (police) 187 (murder). *click* Now it makes sense.

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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Dead Kid » Sat Jan 25, 2014 12:23 am

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Sik as phuck. I can't decide if knowing the meaning and buying them anyway would be worse... :explainittomelikeimfive:
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