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retarded personalised number plates

Postby general » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:22 pm

this morning, in auckland, i saw "fatnme". supposed to be fat enemy as the thing around the plate stated the driver was an "obesity surgeon". i thought it was "fat in me". nice

runner up goes to "4mywif". good one it's spelt WYF

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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby dclxvi » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:29 pm

some gems i've seen in auckland...
(on the surround: "she'll make u") DRPNTZ
She'll make you Doctor Pantz?

and DRNKAZ
Doctor Nikkaz?
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby general » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:42 pm

hahaha, there's stiffer competition than i thought.

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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Dead Kid » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:49 pm

general wrote:i thought it was "fat in me". nice

My 1st thought was fat & me, as if he's got a fat wife in the passenger seat.
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby beef666 » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:50 pm

slightly off topic

i saw the car that had the licence plate dsw666 on the way up to auckland. it was a family mover type car, a nissan lucida or some shit. tried to take a photo on my phone but failed :(
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby cleetus » Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:06 pm

Aint got nothing on the Wairarapa....

LOKANME-with kath n kim on the surround to explain it.

0UPTOP, on a convertible, not sure if the owner gets the double meaning.

DRWPU-I think it means "Drop you", considering its on a hoodrat civic, Im not too sure.

and SXY JAN on a pensioners Suzuki Swift.

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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Rich Kid On LSD » Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:11 pm

FUGTIV

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Postby Craig_Bastard » Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:19 pm

a few boyracers round Taranaki have "LATA50" and "50BAIT"

kinda asking for it really....
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Resin » Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:36 pm

Someone in welly has the plate [MNYSHT] for sale at the moment,only $700 :lol:
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Sicinius » Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:00 pm

Anyone who owns, has considered owning, or in fact has the slightest interest in number plates whatsoever; Is filthy scum.
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby martyrdamn » Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:35 pm

some idiot down here has PKITUP.
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Livestock » Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:07 pm

martyrdamn wrote:some idiot down here has PKITUP.


Bro I think I've seen that guy.. Is he an overweight ginge? It's like a little blue nana-mobile eh..

What a weirdo.

EDIT: There's a guy out WestAK with 'ON DA P'

honestly bro..
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Drax » Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:38 pm

Sicinius wrote:Anyone who owns, has considered owning, or in fact has the slightest interest in number plates whatsoever; Is filthy scum.
Come on, they're a legal requirement bro.


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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby kettles » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:18 pm

RAGRØL - is that kinda like rick roll?
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O3MNRO - ozone men row
RUFRDE - are you freddy??


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Postby Marrow » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:57 pm

O4A0E1 - this one fucking gay, if anyone can figure it out you'll win a sweet prize

wanted an abortion?
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Craig_Bastard » Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:01 pm

oh for a naughty one?
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby kettles » Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:06 pm

na
i don't even know how you came to that

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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby kettles » Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:08 pm

Craig fuckin' Gunn wrote:oh for a naughty one?



ah, you got it! my last message was to the guy before you.



so what does "oh for a naughty one" mean, and what significance does it have on a car?

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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Phlegethon » Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:12 pm

I8AP4T

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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby daggers » Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:34 pm

kettles wrote:
Craig fuckin' Gunn wrote:oh for a naughty one?



ah, you got it! my last message was to the guy before you.



so what does "oh for a naughty one" mean, and what significance does it have on a car?


I'm presuming the driver is a complete brodawg and just bought the car to score sweet chicks. It's not uncommon for that type of culture to commonly disrespect women, often displaying one's personal desire in what they look for in a female.
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Spots2012 » Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:02 am

Oh for a naughty one?

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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Spots2012 » Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:02 am

Oh for a naughty one?

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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby daggers » Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:07 am

thanks spots, input appreciated as always
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby the infamousme nigga » Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:40 am

beef666 wrote:slightly off topic

i saw the car that had the licence plate dsw666 on the way up to auckland. it was a family mover type car, a nissan lucida or some shit. tried to take a photo on my phone but failed :(


also have seen a car with license plate DSW

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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Sasquatch » Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:51 am

Spots2012 wrote:Oh for a naughty one?


Gold.
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby xSUSPECTx » Sat Dec 05, 2009 2:51 am

0i thought it said 'oh for a overseas experience, 1'
or
'04 age of empires one'

or even
'o' for awesome, zero e(very)1'

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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby kettles » Sat Dec 05, 2009 8:15 am

Suspect wrote:0i thought it said 'oh for a overseas experience, 1'
or
'04 age of empires one'

or even
'o' for awesome, zero e(very)1'


aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaa

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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby dclxvi » Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:42 am

some idiot in auckland has CFH
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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby ruff » Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:51 am

dclxvi wrote:some idiot in auckland has CFH


plate or punkas username?

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Re: retarded personalised number plates

Postby Resin » Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:16 pm

kettles wrote:O3MNRO
RUFRDE


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