Unintentionally funny trademe listings

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby arkie » Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:49 am

TradeMe wrote:Q: Looks like you accidentally added 3 0s to the price. tuco (213 ) 6:51 pm, Sun 30 Jun
A: Darn it, it was meant to have 4 0's, thanks for pointing that out. 3:46 pm, Mon 1 Jul

Q: 6 grand is a steal but I'll take them off your hands and only ask you give me 4 grand for my trouble westsider4 (27 ) 8:18 pm, Sun 30 Jun
A: Lets see how the auction runs first 3:50 pm, Mon 1 Jul

Q: Maybe try Ebay instead of Trademe - High value items, such as yours, will gain more bids and views there. For example a Paul McCartney autograph sold recently for $2300. You could easily quadruple that with your five autographs. jorle (24 ) 9:52 am, Mon 1 Jul
A: Paul who? 3:53 pm, Mon 1 Jul

Q: would not be surprised if this was secretly a member of the band trying to finally make some money off of shitty music traderjoe102383 (2 ) 10:20 pm, Mon 1 Jul
A: I can take the smart questions, but not the foul language. My kids, read these too! 6:57 am, Tue 2 Jul


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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Philfy Vermin » Wed Aug 07, 2013 9:19 pm

http://www.trademe.co.nz/antiques-colle ... 956249.htm

kinda feel bad for this guy, but also kinda admire the antiques dealer.
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby aerozol » Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:13 pm

Blatantly intentional but I don't care (PUNX YO)

http://www.trademe.co.nz/home-living/lounge-dining-hall/lounge-suites/sofa-beds/auction-629410577.htm

Some of the photos are pretty awesome/ sexy

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby buckton » Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:41 am

Captain, 26, a professional guitarist said, "Mate, who cares about the sofa as LONG AS THERE'S MONSTER IN THE FRIIIIIIDGE!"
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Drax » Wed Aug 28, 2013 11:50 am

aerozol wrote:Blatantly intentional but I don't care (PUNX YO)

http://www.trademe.co.nz/home-living/lounge-dining-hall/lounge-suites/sofa-beds/auction-629410577.htm

Some of the photos are pretty awesome/ sexy

Did you make that?

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Philfy Vermin » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:03 pm

it tries a bit hard
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby aerozol » Wed Aug 28, 2013 5:51 pm

Drax wrote:Did you make that?

I'm not a procrastinating student anymore, don't have time for that shit unfortunately

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby daggers » Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:08 pm

it's pretty Wellington aye.
https://www.discogs.com/user/daggers_NZ/collection
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby ninjalord » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:06 pm

http://www.trademe.co.nz/antiques-colle ... 462334.htm

IN ORIGINAL TIN NOT SURE OF USAGE HOWEVER GIVEN
AGE WOULD SUGGEST THE SYRINGE HAS BEEN IN USE

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby akaxo » Fri Sep 06, 2013 2:40 pm

haha fuck i just bought that thanks to it being posted here but not sure why - novelty value in the display cabinet we have with odd bits and pieces is about all it's good for. didn't really think about it. fucking thing better be clean.
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Philfy Vermin » Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:58 pm

Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red


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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Window Licker » Wed Oct 02, 2013 1:34 pm

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby akaxo » Tue Nov 05, 2013 7:16 pm

http://www.trademe.co.nz/antiques-colle ... 812356.htm

bananas are a standard measure of length??
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Dead Kid » Wed Nov 06, 2013 3:40 pm

If anything, the mask (being approximately the size of someone's face) gives an idea of the size of the banana. :explainittomelikeimfive:
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby PertHJ » Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:09 pm

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:19 pm

0 bids, what's wrong with people

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby PertHJ » Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:38 pm

I know right!
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby PertHJ » Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:42 pm

Fuck, everyone of this dudes listings is fantastic

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Members/Listings.aspx?member=1956590

bird cage is maybe the best, or maybe the Queen & Duke...
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:45 pm

Got enough spare change for the personalised plate?

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby mmmm....good crack » Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:47 pm

Not after im the buying the copper or brass, don't know what it is.
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:52 pm

Flatish with lid

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby mmmm....good crack » Wed Nov 13, 2013 7:14 pm

akaxo wrote:http://www.trademe.co.nz/antiques-collectables/militaria/other/auction-658812356.htm

bananas are a standard measure of length??


its a shitty meme

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby PertHJ » Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:53 am

Would be awesome shit thread worthy if not bulk selling

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Members/Listings.aspx?searchtype=SELLER&member=781167
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Craig_Bastard » Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:56 am

edit.
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby PertHJ » Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:58 am

Did you see the username? :wink:
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Craig_Bastard » Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:03 pm

you edited your original post, the loals are no more...
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby akaxo » Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:14 pm

haha i almost posted those listings here.

he needs a new car :( http://www.trademe.co.nz/music-instrume ... 509425.htm
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Marrow » Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:49 pm

Selling stuff on trademe, but pricing it by Discogs? Good luck with that haha
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby PertHJ » Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:04 pm

Craig fuckin' Gunn wrote:you edited your original post, the loals are no more...


Only to updat the link to one you didn't need to log on to view?
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Craig_Bastard » Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:07 pm

The original link went straight to my (or whoever was logged in) Trade Me profile. thort u was a joke...
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