Unintentionally funny trademe listings

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Window Licker » Wed Dec 03, 2014 4:28 pm

Holy shit, i was looking for a bike and helmets and shit on melbourne gumtree recently and there was an add for 2 bike helmets (one of which was clearly a 7/11 $5 job) for $20, and the description said 'one on the left worn by neil armstrong'.
NEIL.
This dudes other posting was an aussie flag - $20 'used in the cronella riots, symbol of aussie pride'
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby haiku terror shades » Sat Dec 06, 2014 12:00 pm

http://www.trademe.co.nz/clothing-fashi ... 102039.htm

it's an origami butthole, see pic.
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby akaxo » Wed Dec 17, 2014 6:09 am

the questions and answers...

http://www.trademe.co.nz/browse/listing ... =817718003
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby dustbinflowers » Wed Dec 17, 2014 7:47 am

haha, not at all dodgy
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Drax » Wed Dec 17, 2014 8:44 am

Fuck, that is awesome.
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby akaxo » Wed Dec 17, 2014 9:03 am

it's got it's own facebook page https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Turc ... 5850897452
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Postby Drax » Wed Dec 17, 2014 9:32 am

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby 9seconds » Wed Dec 17, 2014 10:04 pm

fuck, i just came here to post that, legendary, i love the part where two people just start having a conversation in the questions, and the idiot keeps answering, and makes their convo visible/possible, fuck me.

Q. If I drive this turck at 80kms an hour how long will it take me to drive 80KM? kieranhorse (2 2 positive feedback) 3:26 pm, Tue 16 Dec
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Sasquatch » Thu Dec 18, 2014 2:32 pm

ppp
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby akaxo » Fri Dec 19, 2014 1:38 pm

stuff deemed the turck news worthy... http://www.stuff.co.nz/motoring/news/64 ... online-hit
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby akaxo » Fri Jan 09, 2015 8:21 pm

http://www.trademe.co.nz/art/carvings-s ... 269030.htm
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Subcide » Fri Jan 09, 2015 9:40 pm

akaxo wrote:http://www.trademe.co.nz/art/carvings-sculpture/stone/auction-829269030.htm


looks fuckin shit
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby akaxo » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:11 pm

yes, yes it does
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Subcide » Sat Jan 10, 2015 8:59 am

Trying to figure out how this
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby akaxo » Sat Jan 10, 2015 11:05 am

and then translates into $500...
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Drax » Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:29 pm

Would look great in my neopagan vegetable garden.
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby haiku terror shades » Wed Feb 25, 2015 7:01 pm

Pretty sure this would actually make quite alot in the right specialist auction, vintage hitachi-style (mains powered) vibrator

http://www.trademe.co.nz/antiques-colle ... 830627.htm
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby General Mutante » Sat Feb 28, 2015 1:07 pm

This was your father's vibrator. He would have wanted you to have it.
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Dead Kid » Fri May 01, 2015 8:14 pm

Herp

http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/fuo/5004295455.html
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Agnes » Mon Jun 22, 2015 6:09 pm

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=903878817

Fucking hell. $99 for these fucking dog turds.
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby donvito » Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:04 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

incredible. I thought the timberlands highheels were the worst or these Image
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby General Mutante » Thu Jun 25, 2015 12:02 am

This isn't the women's shoes fetish thread you pervert.
Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Violent period sex is a pretty good indicator that you're into someone, I think

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Green Bastard » Mon Aug 03, 2015 8:35 pm

http://www.trademe.co.nz/927255462
Chugabus
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Dead Kid » Mon Aug 03, 2015 9:57 pm

Fuck yeah! I would park that on my front lawn if I had one.
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby No Way Out Records » Tue Aug 04, 2015 4:29 pm

I have a front lawn but wouldn't park that there!!
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Lurch » Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:19 pm

Or awesome. I've asked if this is suitable for making threaten phonecalls from and if it comes with a printing press so you can make and distribute your bands newsletters. :)
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby 9seconds » Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:24 pm

http://www.trademe.co.nz/clothing-fashi ... 339830.htm

http://www.trademe.co.nz/clothing-fashi ... 195075.htm

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Mon Aug 31, 2015 8:52 pm

A car is just a cage man
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Dead Kid » Tue Sep 01, 2015 4:49 pm

Green Bastard wrote:http://www.trademe.co.nz/927255462
Chugabus

Sold for 8020 chugabux to someone in Christchurch. Hopefully one of those hardcore bands picked it up!
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby 9seconds » Thu Nov 12, 2015 12:21 am

http://www.trademe.co.nz/sports/hunting ... 745464.htm

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