Unintentionally funny trademe listings

[Window Licker]

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/181438686271

[akaxo]

ass country

http://www.trademe.co.nz/music-instrume ... 760961.htm

[Agnes]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/antiques-collectables/militaria/wwii-earlier/auction-805444391.htm

Holy fuck. What the shit is this fucking vendor on! Crazo alert.
Someone get stuck into some questions and see what comes up.

[Doombringer]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/music-instrume ... 376362.htm

"currently tuned to drop C# so you can jam along to Devilskin \m/ - still has Nails sweat and fingerprints on it "

[9seconds]

EW^

http://www.trademe.co.nz/antiques-colle ... 223223.htm

"Just those elite veterans preference beard costume, a group of people overseas to perform the most arduous task tasks such as PMC contractors. "

[Little Miss Twoshoes]

ass country

http://www.trademe.co.nz/music-instrume ... 760961.htm

Actual laugh.

Edit: I mean, it should get old, but it never does.

[haiku terror shades]

Creepy Lamp
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing ... =812881125

[9seconds]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/antiques-collectables/militaria/wwii-earlier/auction-805444391.htm

Holy fuck. What the shit is this fucking vendor on! Crazo alert.
Someone get stuck into some questions and see what comes up.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/car-par ... 340944.htm

haha, omg, this person is in tepuke, i should buy something just so i can meet them.

[Window Licker]

Holy shit, i was looking for a bike and helmets and shit on melbourne gumtree recently and there was an add for 2 bike helmets (one of which was clearly a 7/11 $5 job) for $20, and the description said 'one on the left worn by neil armstrong'.
NEIL.
This dudes other posting was an aussie flag - $20 'used in the cronella riots, symbol of aussie pride'
HA! Fuck i wish i got a screen shot!

[haiku terror shades]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/clothing-fashi ... 102039.htm

it's an origami butthole, see pic.

[akaxo]

the questions and answers...

http://www.trademe.co.nz/browse/listing ... =817718003

[dustbinflowers]

haha, not at all dodgy

[Drax]

Fuck, that is awesome.

[akaxo]

it's got it's own facebook page https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Turc ... 5850897452

[Drax]

[9seconds]

fuck, i just came here to post that, legendary, i love the part where two people just start having a conversation in the questions, and the idiot keeps answering, and makes their convo visible/possible, fuck me.

Q. If I drive this turck at 80kms an hour how long will it take me to drive 80KM? kieranhorse (2 2 positive feedback) 3:26 pm, Tue 16 Dec
A. Not long 3:37 pm, Tue 16 Dec

[Sasquatch]

ppp

[akaxo]

stuff deemed the turck news worthy... http://www.stuff.co.nz/motoring/news/64 ... online-hit

[akaxo]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/art/carvings-s ... 269030.htm

[Subcide]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/art/carvings-sculpture/stone/auction-829269030.htm

looks fuckin shit

[akaxo]

yes, yes it does

[Subcide]

Trying to figure out how this

Translates to this

[akaxo]

and then translates into $500...

[Drax]

Would look great in my neopagan vegetable garden.

[haiku terror shades]

Pretty sure this would actually make quite alot in the right specialist auction, vintage hitachi-style (mains powered) vibrator

http://www.trademe.co.nz/antiques-colle ... 830627.htm

[General Mutante]

This was your father's vibrator. He would have wanted you to have it.

[Dead Kid]

Herp

http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/fuo/5004295455.html

[Agnes]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=903878817

Fucking hell. $99 for these fucking dog turds.

[donvito]

incredible. I thought the timberlands highheels were the worst or these

[General Mutante]

This isn't the women's shoes fetish thread you pervert.