Unintentionally funny trademe listings
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http://www.trademe.co.nz/antiques-collectables/militaria/wwii-earlier/auction-805444391.htm
Holy fuck. What the shit is this fucking vendor on! Crazo alert.
Someone get stuck into some questions and see what comes up.
Holy fuck. What the shit is this fucking vendor on! Crazo alert.
Someone get stuck into some questions and see what comes up.
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http://www.trademe.co.nz/music-instrume ... 376362.htm
"currently tuned to drop C# so you can jam along to Devilskin \m/ - still has Nails sweat and fingerprints on it
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"currently tuned to drop C# so you can jam along to Devilskin \m/ - still has Nails sweat and fingerprints on it

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EW^
http://www.trademe.co.nz/antiques-colle ... 223223.htm
"Just those elite veterans preference beard costume, a group of people overseas to perform the most arduous task tasks such as PMC contractors. "
http://www.trademe.co.nz/antiques-colle ... 223223.htm
"Just those elite veterans preference beard costume, a group of people overseas to perform the most arduous task tasks such as PMC contractors. "

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Actual laugh.
Edit: I mean, it should get old, but it never does.
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Agnes wrote:http://www.trademe.co.nz/antiques-collectables/militaria/wwii-earlier/auction-805444391.htm
Holy fuck. What the shit is this fucking vendor on! Crazo alert.
Someone get stuck into some questions and see what comes up.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/car-par ... 340944.htm
haha, omg, this person is in tepuke, i should buy something just so i can meet them.

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Holy shit, i was looking for a bike and helmets and shit on melbourne gumtree recently and there was an add for 2 bike helmets (one of which was clearly a 7/11 $5 job) for $20, and the description said 'one on the left worn by neil armstrong'.
NEIL.
This dudes other posting was an aussie flag - $20 'used in the cronella riots, symbol of aussie pride'
HA! Fuck i wish i got a screen shot!
NEIL.
This dudes other posting was an aussie flag - $20 'used in the cronella riots, symbol of aussie pride'
HA! Fuck i wish i got a screen shot!

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Fuck, that is awesome.
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it's got it's own facebook page https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Turc ... 5850897452
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fuck, i just came here to post that, legendary, i love the part where two people just start having a conversation in the questions, and the idiot keeps answering, and makes their convo visible/possible, fuck me.
Q. If I drive this turck at 80kms an hour how long will it take me to drive 80KM? kieranhorse (2 2 positive feedback) 3:26 pm, Tue 16 Dec
A. Not long 3:37 pm, Tue 16 Dec

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ppp
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stuff deemed the turck news worthy... http://www.stuff.co.nz/motoring/news/64 ... online-hit
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akaxo wrote:http://www.trademe.co.nz/art/carvings-sculpture/stone/auction-829269030.htm
looks fuckin shit
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yes, yes it does
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Trying to figure out how this

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and then translates into $500...
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Would look great in my neopagan vegetable garden.
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Pretty sure this would actually make quite alot in the right specialist auction, vintage hitachi-style (mains powered) vibrator
http://www.trademe.co.nz/antiques-colle ... 830627.htm
http://www.trademe.co.nz/antiques-colle ... 830627.htm
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This was your father's vibrator. He would have wanted you to have it.
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http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=903878817
Fucking hell. $99 for these fucking dog turds.
Fucking hell. $99 for these fucking dog turds.
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incredible. I thought the timberlands highheels were the worst or these


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This isn't the women's shoes fetish thread you pervert.
Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Violent period sex is a pretty good indicator that you're into someone, I think
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