Unintentionally funny trademe listings

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby 9seconds » Mon Dec 28, 2015 7:12 pm

i was tempted by the 128 gig of ram, but a hair dryer as well?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/computers/desk ... 348027.htm
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby General Mutante » Tue Dec 29, 2015 7:47 am

Fucking desperate shit.
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby 9seconds » Mon May 30, 2016 9:53 am

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby No Way Out Records » Mon May 30, 2016 10:17 am

lol, cause that won't get you stabbed

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby 9seconds » Mon May 30, 2016 10:56 am

theres more

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and this is my favourite :baton:



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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby No Way Out Records » Mon May 30, 2016 11:00 am

oh no they didn't

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby 9seconds » Mon May 30, 2016 3:02 pm

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i honestly dont know what to make of this, are all the gangs getting their patches made in china?
or is it just crazy knock offs for suicidal retards?
or as my first thought, for use in movies?

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Dead Kid » Tue May 31, 2016 6:39 am

What would be great is to try to fit as many of them as possible onto one jacket. Maybe on something like this:

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby No Way Out Records » Tue May 31, 2016 8:16 am

OMG those pants on the right!!

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Dead Kid » Tue May 31, 2016 10:11 am

:tohlc: Gonna be needing those pants for this:

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby No Way Out Records » Tue May 31, 2016 10:30 am

lol

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Lurch » Tue May 31, 2016 5:50 pm

No Way Out Records wrote:OMG those pants on the right!!


Dick Dynamite.

Dead Kid wrote::tohlc: Gonna be needing those pants for this:



Keen for a bit of that. $2500 each or collectively?
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Dead Kid » Wed Jun 01, 2016 11:29 pm

General Mutante wrote:"So you think you're floating in mint sauce son"

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby arkie » Thu Jun 02, 2016 10:56 pm

Dead Kid wrote:Old Nokia flip phone for $135...?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing ... 1096961064


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Cellphones, BB pistols and Grand Turismo 5?

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Dead Kid » Thu Jun 02, 2016 11:41 pm

Ahahaha, he answered all the unanswered questions and then relisted it for $130. At that rate it will be down to $50 eventually.
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby 9seconds » Thu Jun 09, 2016 11:03 am

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$110

or a three times the size, for $150, bargain!
http://www.trademe.co.nz/home-living/ki ... 715383.htm
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby akaxo » Mon Aug 08, 2016 10:06 pm

not sure where to start with this one...

http://www.trademe.co.nz/flatmates-want ... 091266.htm
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby No Way Out Records » Mon Aug 08, 2016 11:03 pm

lol...

Ideal flatmate: fearing lord live honestly and faithfully in divinity in lords house.

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Green Bastard » Tue Aug 09, 2016 7:50 pm

Owner is a Australian born Danish/Scientist/ Number Wizard, In past predicted for people lottery winning numbers and won for people with 30% investment, Tenants peace will bring rewarding work as scientist and should 1st division, lottery winnings dawn, tenants get Maximum 40% share


Not sure if i can comprehend as i'm no word wizard, but does he just want tenants to pay for lotto tickets using his numbers, and he'll take 60%, even though the tenant fronted the cash?

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby dustbinflowers » Thu Aug 18, 2016 7:46 pm

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Dead Kid » Sat Jan 21, 2017 12:33 am

Dead Kid wrote:
Green Bastard wrote:http://www.trademe.co.nz/927255462
Chugabus

Sold for 8020 chugabux to someone in Christchurch. Hopefully one of those hardcore bands picked it up!

It's back bitches, and the new owner upgraded it with a couch, sink and fireplace:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/buses/h ... 031961.htm

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby akaxo » Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:27 pm

"upgraded"?
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby 9seconds » Sun Jan 22, 2017 8:40 pm

that chimney doesnt look legal...or smart
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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby Drax » Wed Jan 25, 2017 11:51 pm

That bus is just gonna devolve into something more retarded with every owner. Next it'll be on Stewart Island with a built-in portaloo and disco floor.

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Re: Unintentionally funny trademe listings

Postby TimShadbolt » Tue Feb 21, 2017 5:32 pm

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-ca ... 410069.htm

"Brought this money pit thinking that I could do skids and burnouts in it. Since it's cheaper to buy an MX-5 than make this turd road leagal i'm cutting my losses now."

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