shoplifters wanted

All that crap that doesn't fit any of the other forums

ever take the five finger discount?

yes, it's a professional hobby of mine
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19%
property is theft
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12%
once in college but i was just experimenting
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25%
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15%
no, i am a law abiding citizen
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29%
 
Total votes: 52

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haiku terror shades
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shoplifters wanted

Postby haiku terror shades » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:32 pm

wanted to interview person/s who shoplift on a regular basis.
anonymity assured.
interview or excerpts there of may be reproduced in a zine/e-zine at some point.

and just to keep it interesting here's a poll - the truth will set you free.

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Re: shoplifters wanted

Postby BarrenEarth » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:37 pm

I just survived of shoplifting all winter, and still shoplift on at least a weekly basis, despite having income!
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Re: shoplifters wanted

Postby Rob Anybody » Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:29 pm

i often pinch dried meat
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"I'm not sure about this one ... I think it's about coming of age, I cant remember much about because when it happened to me it was a long time ago. You could buy a packet of fags, a pint of beer and a three piece suit for half a crown and still have enough left to go and see Rudolf Valentino at the Gaumont! I can't afford to go to the pictures these days but I hear they talk in them now."

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Re: shoplifters wanted

Postby Dennis from Accounts » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:42 pm

I used to steal wine gums and basketball trading cards from D.E.K.A

i'm on the straight and narrow now
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Re: shoplifters wanted

Postby Rob Anybody » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:55 pm

i got caught shoplifting at deka when i was a kid.
horrible experience.
snuff wrote:I hate the whole 'atheist' tag eh, It's not like we have a special name for people who don't believe in Santa, they're just adults.

Huey wrote:Trust me, I am ahead of the curve, you just don't realize it.

"I'm not sure about this one ... I think it's about coming of age, I cant remember much about because when it happened to me it was a long time ago. You could buy a packet of fags, a pint of beer and a three piece suit for half a crown and still have enough left to go and see Rudolf Valentino at the Gaumont! I can't afford to go to the pictures these days but I hear they talk in them now."

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Re: shoplifters wanted

Postby Dennis from Accounts » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:58 pm

yeah my mate got busted stealing those little chocolate liqueur bottles from there,he wasn't a pro like me
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Re: shoplifters wanted

Postby Rob Anybody » Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:02 pm

oh man you rarely see those anymore, they changed the law so that you have to have a licence to sell them and they virtually disappeared, alcohol chocolates... imagine, if they thought that one up now talkback would explode.
snuff wrote:I hate the whole 'atheist' tag eh, It's not like we have a special name for people who don't believe in Santa, they're just adults.

Huey wrote:Trust me, I am ahead of the curve, you just don't realize it.

"I'm not sure about this one ... I think it's about coming of age, I cant remember much about because when it happened to me it was a long time ago. You could buy a packet of fags, a pint of beer and a three piece suit for half a crown and still have enough left to go and see Rudolf Valentino at the Gaumont! I can't afford to go to the pictures these days but I hear they talk in them now."

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Re: shoplifters wanted

Postby Maleficent » Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:10 pm

Rob Anybody wrote:i got caught shoplifting at deka when i was a kid.
horrible experience.


same here.
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Re: shoplifters wanted

Postby crackheavy » Fri May 01, 2009 1:13 pm

I remember stealing gum from a pharmacy when i was like 3 or 4.

These days I usually pocket 1 or 2 expensive luxury items from the super each visit like nice cheese etc but thats all. I think of it as payment for my loyalty.
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Re: shoplifters wanted

Postby nicola_yeah » Fri May 01, 2009 1:42 pm

i use to always shoplift, like everyday, til once my friend got caught and i was with her, and got banned from hamilton malls for 2 years

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Re: shoplifters wanted

Postby dustbinflowers » Fri May 01, 2009 9:04 pm

Stink. Banned from the mall. Bummer.
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Re: shoplifters wanted

Postby Danny-Boy » Fri May 01, 2009 10:11 pm

Yeah has that been lifted yet Nicola?

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Re: shoplifters wanted

Postby Rob Anybody » Sat May 02, 2009 10:43 am

even hardcore anarchists hang out in the mall in hamilton,
snuff wrote:I hate the whole 'atheist' tag eh, It's not like we have a special name for people who don't believe in Santa, they're just adults.

Huey wrote:Trust me, I am ahead of the curve, you just don't realize it.

"I'm not sure about this one ... I think it's about coming of age, I cant remember much about because when it happened to me it was a long time ago. You could buy a packet of fags, a pint of beer and a three piece suit for half a crown and still have enough left to go and see Rudolf Valentino at the Gaumont! I can't afford to go to the pictures these days but I hear they talk in them now."

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Re: shoplifters wanted

Postby Spots2012 » Sat May 02, 2009 11:26 am

spraycans and poscas yo.

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Re: shoplifters wanted

Postby nicola_yeah » Sun May 03, 2009 2:04 pm

Danny-Boy wrote:Yeah has that been lifted yet Nicola?


yup was lifted in feb this year

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Re: shoplifters wanted

Postby Huey » Sun May 03, 2009 2:30 pm

I just carry popa's credit card instead. Too sheltered to steal 'suppose.
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Re: shoplifters wanted

Postby General Mutante » Sun May 03, 2009 5:22 pm

You officially have no penis.
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Re: shoplifters wanted

Postby ragequit » Sun May 03, 2009 9:44 pm

Huey wrote:I just carry popa's credit card instead. Too sheltered to steal 'suppose.


Location: GOD'S SON


Hmmm....


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