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Oi Dimi

Postby ghetto ninja » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:29 pm

Happy Birthday cunt
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Re: Oi Dimi

Postby MuscleMan » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:34 pm

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Re: Oi Dimi

Postby Rob Anybody » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:42 pm

Поздравляю с Днем Рождения
Я желаю тебе долгих и счастливых лет жизни!
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Re: Oi Dimi

Postby dclxvi » Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:51 pm

^ that better say "haoppy birthday, here is my dick, gonna chuck it up ur pussey"
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Re: Oi Dimi

Postby combatrock » Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:14 pm

С днем рождения. Вот - мой член, собираясь бросать это ваше влагалище

Or something.

Happy b'day braahhhhhhhhhh :drinking:
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Re: Oi Dimi

Postby beef666 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:19 pm

GIT A VODKA AND A BLUNT UP YA CUNT.

FUCKYEAH!
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Re: Oi Dimi

Postby captain steinakin » Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:32 pm

:new-bday: :BIG:
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Re: Oi Dimi

Postby dimery » Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:34 pm

fukkin yeahhh happy boithday brotheeeeeah

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Re: Oi Dimi

Postby Marms » Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:36 pm

haoppy birthday, here is my dick, gonna chuck it up ur pussey

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Re: Oi Dimi

Postby Samphetamine » Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:50 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFQaG2ne-b0[/youtube]

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Re: Oi Dimi

Postby Ice-P » Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:53 pm

Дима!

Желаю тебе всех благ, как говорят у нас в Одессе! А также много-много возможностей кинуть свой член в чьё-то влагалище!

Лехаим! :drinking:
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Re: Oi Dimi

Postby The Face » Mon Mar 09, 2009 3:07 pm

ayeayeyaaye - happy birthday bro

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Re: Oi Dimi

Postby lena » Mon Mar 09, 2009 3:11 pm

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILRe9dHyby8[/video]
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Re: Oi Dimi

Postby dclxvi » Mon Mar 09, 2009 3:43 pm

с днем рождения, вот - мой Сталин, собираясь Чак это ваш Путин
Kerry wrote:Then at an old age, the neighbour's dog thought it would be crakup to maul him and he died so we chucked him up in the ground.


Cosmo Kramer wrote:i have full qualifications (john grisham novels 1-10) and i am yet to sit the bar exam but i know i will pass

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Re: Oi Dimi

Postby dclxvi » Mon Mar 09, 2009 3:45 pm

Kerry wrote:Then at an old age, the neighbour's dog thought it would be crakup to maul him and he died so we chucked him up in the ground.


Cosmo Kramer wrote:i have full qualifications (john grisham novels 1-10) and i am yet to sit the bar exam but i know i will pass

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Re: Oi Dimi

Postby hate and wedges » Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:01 pm

happy birthday Mr Dmitriy!!!
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Re: Oi Dimi

Postby Resin » Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:40 pm

Happy birthday brosef :drinking:
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Re: Oi Dimi

Postby Rob Anybody » Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:13 pm

dclxvi wrote:http://tts.imtranslator.net/3QgJ

i didnt use one of those


A Russian man got a nasty surprise when he returned home after a drunken night out - his wife found a knife in his back.

A friend of Yuri Laylin had thrust the blade into the 53-year-old after playing a variation of Russian roulette.

The game involved the players drinking vodka and dancing round a blindfolded man carrying a knife.

Mr Laylin said he did not feel any pain until he went home.

He said: "We had a few vodkas and I remember playing some silly games and someone had a large knife.

"I came home, went to sleep as usual and woke up when my wife started screaming.

"Only then did I realise what had happened."

Doctors said the knife went four inches into his back but missed his vital organs.

"The alcohol he drank must have acted as an anaesthetic, otherwise he would have been in great pain," one of the doctors said.

Mr Lyalin, an electrician, had spent the evening drinking with a watchman at his workplace when they got into an argument, Interfax news agency reports.

The morning found him waking up in the watchman's office but instead of going back to work, he decided to take the bus home.

At home, Mr Lyalin had some sausage from the fridge and lay down to sleep, the Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper says.

After a couple of hours, his wife noticed the handle sticking out of his back and called an ambulance.

Viktor Belov, a surgeon who treated him, found a kitchen knife in Mr Lyalin's back but "by good fortune, it had gone through soft tissue without touching vital organs".

His alleged attacker reported the crime to the police himself, Interfax adds. Mr Lyalin apparently feels fine and bears no ill-will.

"We were drinking and what doesn't happen when you're drunk?" he was quoted by Komsomolskaya Pravda as saying.
snuff wrote:I hate the whole 'atheist' tag eh, It's not like we have a special name for people who don't believe in Santa, they're just adults.

Huey wrote:Trust me, I am ahead of the curve, you just don't realize it.

"I'm not sure about this one ... I think it's about coming of age, I cant remember much about because when it happened to me it was a long time ago. You could buy a packet of fags, a pint of beer and a three piece suit for half a crown and still have enough left to go and see Rudolf Valentino at the Gaumont! I can't afford to go to the pictures these days but I hear they talk in them now."

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Re: Oi Dimi

Postby Phlegethon » Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:33 pm

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best of luck with the future russian yoga classes

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Re: Oi Dimi

Postby fuzz » Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:33 am

:drinking: happy birthday

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Re: Oi Dimi

Postby pattymayonnaise » Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:35 am

Happy birthday!

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Re: Oi Dimi

Postby your fucking funeral » Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:20 am

thanks punkas friends all the comments translated into russian were fucking LOAL , i had a sexy time
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