WTF!?!?! shit thread...

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Re: WTF!?!?! shit thread...

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Postby 9seconds » Sat Jun 11, 2016 9:37 pm

ages ago somebody posted a terrible/funny video of some guy singing, his name was like, something to do with 'fish'?

sorry, thats all i can remember, other than that he sang in a ridiculous high pitch and the song was about how sexy he was and it had some hot models obviously paid to be there, was relatively highly produced, but talent free.
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General Mutante wrote:"So you think you're floating in mint sauce son"

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Postby Drax » Wed Jun 15, 2016 10:19 am

9seconds wrote:ages ago somebody posted a terrible/funny video of some guy singing, his name was like, something to do with 'fish'?

sorry, thats all i can remember, other than that he sang in a ridiculous high pitch and the song was about how sexy he was and it had some hot models obviously paid to be there, was relatively highly produced, but talent free.
IceJJ Fish.



He has a bunch of music videos. Check out his channel if you really wanna damage your hearing.

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Re: WTF!?!?! shit thread...

Postby 9seconds » Wed Jun 15, 2016 10:21 am

thats the one, cheers

i just dont get how shit like that is made, he must have rich parents who blame themselves for smoking crack while the mother was pregnant
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Postby Drax » Mon Jun 20, 2016 7:39 pm

Yeah, he's gotta have a fair amount of disposable income. As shitty as those tracks and videos are, they'd still be fairly costly. It's not like anyone'd be sussing his shit out for the love of it.

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Postby PertHJ » Mon Jun 20, 2016 10:28 pm

haha holy shit, was giving it the benefit of the doubt until the "singing" started. wtf indeed.
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Postby FC » Tue Jun 21, 2016 4:20 am

That video has 48 million views.
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Postby 9seconds » Tue Jun 21, 2016 11:05 am

hes no rebecca black.

fuck, in addition to being a fucktardedly awful singer, hes creepy and misogynistic, that video that consists almost entirely of him shirtless, groping some model/hooker who clearly doesnt want to be there and seems to want to hide her face, while he relentlessly paws at her and mouths seedy platitudes, fully repels me, it only gets worse when he dribbles tunelessly directly into the camera and you get a sense of the revulsion the poor woman must be feeling.

its like somebody gave the movie trope crackhead "you want this cheeseburger man? il suck your dick man!" a record contract.

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Postby 9seconds » Tue Jun 21, 2016 11:19 am

someone needs to ask liz shaws opinion of this guy.

start at 2:15 to experience the full horror, you might not be able to sit thru it all otherwise.

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Postby No Way Out Records » Thu Jun 23, 2016 11:37 am

^^ I'll pass thanks

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Postby 9seconds » Thu Jun 23, 2016 1:55 pm

its exactly what it sounds like it would be
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Postby General Mutante » Thu Jun 23, 2016 3:01 pm

Where's a fucking guillotine when you need one?
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General Mutante wrote:"So you think you're floating in mint sauce son"

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Postby PertHJ » Sat Jul 23, 2016 4:09 am

9seconds wrote:its exactly what it sounds like it would be


Yup, Max Key doing "the helicopter" for 2min 35sec

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Postby Dead Kid » Sat Sep 24, 2016 4:04 pm

http://e.vnexpress.net/news/news/hanoi- ... 71707.html

What the fucking fuck? Why don't they target cars first?
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Postby Subcide » Sat Oct 01, 2016 12:53 am

Varg Vikernes promos Nazi Lego

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Postby Subcide » Tue Nov 15, 2016 12:14 pm

'I Like It When You Die' is the fourth album by American grindcore band Anal Cunt. The album was originally titled You're Gay, and the album cover was going to contain a mirror, but this idea was later changed

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Re: WTF!?!?! shit thread...

Postby 9seconds » Tue Nov 15, 2016 4:21 pm

Subcide wrote:Varg Vikernes promos Nazi Lego



this cunt doesnt know shit, no war toys? i had a viking ship and knights on horseback lego when i was a kid, theres star WARS lego now
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Postby Subcide » Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:29 pm

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Re: WTF!?!?! shit thread...

Postby Max » Tue Nov 22, 2016 2:37 pm

"Nazi lego" isn't really fair since the company also manufactures British, American and Soviet models from WWII. A lot of kids played with tanks and soldiers when I was at school but for the most part we've abandoned them as politically incorrect in the west. Probably most of the people who buy military-themed toys or models today are adults. There's still a market for them in central and eastern europe, and no doubt a few douchebag parents who like getting nazi stuff for their kids just to show how shocking and "politically incorrect" they are.

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Re: WTF!?!?! shit thread...

Postby Subcide » Sun Dec 11, 2016 9:48 am

'I Like It When You Die' is the fourth album by American grindcore band Anal Cunt. The album was originally titled You're Gay, and the album cover was going to contain a mirror, but this idea was later changed

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Re: WTF!?!?! shit thread...

Postby snuff » Mon Dec 12, 2016 3:28 pm

9seconds wrote:this cunt doesnt know shit, no war toys? i had a viking ship and knights on horseback lego when i was a kid, theres star WARS lego now


He's kind of right, outside of licensed sets i.e. Star Wars/Marvel etc Lego has only ever had weapons with their two 'historical' themes - Castle, and Pirates which is why there's a reasonably big market for 3rd party firearms from places like brickarms.com

Those knock off sets are pretty funny, was checking some out the other day.

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Re: WTF!?!?! shit thread...

Postby Drax » Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:18 am

Not incredibly WTF. Kinda fascinating. Definitely a few life hacks in here.


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Re: WTF!?!?! shit thread...

Postby 9seconds » Mon Jan 30, 2017 3:24 pm

fuck the damn sex toys, im into her now after watching that
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Re: WTF!?!?! shit thread...

Postby TimShadbolt » Mon Jan 30, 2017 8:36 pm

Subcide wrote:Image


I tracked that video down and it was the most 'throat-gagging degradation core' porn I've ever suffered about 10 seconds of skipping through. Choking and gagging while being forcefed cock, drooling everywhere while going red and trying to get away. People are fucked in the head if they get off to that misogynistic brutal rape fantasy shit. :explainittomelikeimfive:

So I guess it's actually perfect for the WTF?!?! thread.


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