Awesome Shit Thread.

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby paulo » Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:43 am

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highly detailed models?
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yes, they are photos of real shit.

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sand art.

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face made in halo 3's forge tool

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby tyrannosaurus mark » Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:53 am

I don't fully understand the tiger one

So the tiger in the middle is the one I'm looking for? That's lame
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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby paulo » Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:58 am

No its not that lame, you must look for THE HIDDEN TIGER, not the tiger you see immediately.
The Bengal in the foreground looks as if hes laughing huh.
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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby beef666 » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:00 am

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby tyrannosaurus mark » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:07 am

paulo wrote:No its not that lame, you must look for THE HIDDEN TIGER, not the tiger you see immediately.
The Bengal in the foreground looks as if hes laughing huh.



Ooooh I see it now! That was rewarding :D
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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby the ledge » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:29 am

If THE HIDDEN TIGER is what I assume it is, I found it pretty quickly

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby Honist Ta Hu » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:46 am

haha that tiger thing wasn't as cool as i thought it would be.

only because i looked so hard.

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby Future Shock » Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:07 am

this thread is indeed awesome, thanx paulo and yall

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby Thing » Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:00 am

The Dog-Tricycle has nothing on Cat-Piano.
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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby Craig_Bastard » Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:07 am

Awesome shit thread is Awesome!
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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby paulo » Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:20 am

flying in the face of all stereotypes, the worlds tallest and shortest men, respectively.
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7.9-foot Bao Xishun, with 2.4-foot He Pingping, of especial interest to fiveironfan who once maintained to me that 7foot tall humans are impossible.

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these machines, including the bike are outlawed due to percieved cruelty, which shows how much animal rights people know about dogs. :roll:

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The world’s first autonomous vehicle for the transport of aquatic life on land in a gaseous atmosphere, or terra firma, has passed an initial series of crucial tests and is poised to make history. The Terranaut swims safely in an aqueous vessel called the “cockpit,” steering the vehicle with its movements. A camera above the cockpit tracks the movement of the Terranaut within the vessel. The Terranaut’s location is then wirelessly transmitted to a remote processing station, where the data is converted into motion commands and transmitted back to the motion controller on the vehicle


and in response to 'thing's cat piano, from the same inventor we have another cat torture device:
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“You will exhibit the most delightful trick if you impose one of these appearances on a live cat, as Fr. Kircher has done. While the cat sees himself to be surrounded by an innumerable multitude of catoptric cats, some of them standing close to him and others spread very far away from him, it can hardly be said how many capers will be exhibited in that theatre, while he sometimes tries to follow the other cats, sometimes to entice them with his tail, sometimes attempts a kiss, and indeed tries to break through the obstacles in every way with his claws so that he can be united with the other cats, until finally, with various noises, and miserable whines he declares his various affectations of indignation, rage, jealousy, love and desire. Similar spectacles can be exhibited with other animals.”

and here is a brief write up on the cat piano, unlike the dog powered machines, the cat devices may be described as cruelty.
In order to raise the spirits of an Italian prince burdened by the cares of his position, a musician created for him a cat piano. The musician selected cats whose natural voices were at different pitches and arranged them in cages side by side, so that when a key on the piano was depressed, a mechanism drove a sharp spike into the appropriate cat’s tail. The result was a melody of meows that became more vigorous as the cats became more desperate. Who could not help but laugh at such music? Thus was the prince raised from his melancholy.

i guess it would be pretty funny, if you hate cats.

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby Thing » Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:34 am

The funniest/creepiest thing is that someone invented it in the first place.

That and the picture itself is amazing. Especially if you are a fan of nexus magazine. It gets better with age.
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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby paulo » Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:30 pm

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brainfucker: http://www.deathball.net/notpron/notpron.htm
i got to level 5 bfore i started to cry.

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a working telephone with ciggies inside, and a lighter somewhere apprently.

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these guys, in china somewhere, refused to bend to the power of developers... i guess compensation was low... but really, they cant live there now, can they?

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Brazil is actually a model, France looks like she can actually fight AND be hot,
and Israel, unsurpisingly, has the hottest Army.

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby dustbinflowers » Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:36 pm

Burning man steampunk treehouse
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Burning man trucks
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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby Thing » Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:37 pm

Finland.
Lindsay McDougall (Frenzal Rhomb) wrote:I'm from a punk rock band, it's all about getting your music out any way you can - you don't make money from the record, the record companies make the money from the record. If they can't make money these days because they haven't come onside with the way the world is going, it's their own problem.

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby dustbinflowers » Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:42 pm

Bloody hell Phil! How did you get that tree house up atthe same time I was?

What does it matter how spunky they are when they are all gunmeat? Ick
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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby paulo » Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:46 pm

haha i had that post up half an hour before but deleted it cos half the pictures didnt work, so replaced them with the army girls.

maybe i should do a steampunk post, ive found a few new creations online here and there.

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby dustbinflowers » Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:51 pm

yeah, I've got a nice collection of pics in that vein
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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby paulo » Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:57 pm

Id advise most people not to watch this clip.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJC5-G7KnKY[/youtube]
In 1954 Vladimir Demikhov shocked the world by unveiling a surgically created monstrosity: A two-headed dog. He created the creature in a lab on the outskirts of Moscow by grafting the head, shoulders, and front legs of a puppy onto the neck of a mature German shepherd.

Demikhov paraded the dog before reporters from around the world. Journalists gasped as both heads simultaneously lapped at bowls of milk, and then cringed as the milk from the puppy’s head dribbled out the unconnected stump of its esophageal tube. The Soviet Union proudly boasted that the dog was proof of their nation’s medical preeminence.

Over the course of the next fifteen years, Demikhov created a total of twenty of his two-headed dogs. None of them lived very long, as they inevitably succumbed to problems of tissue rejection. The record was a month.

Demikhov explained that the dogs were part of a continuing series of experiments in surgical techniques, with his ultimate goal being to learn how to perform a human heart and lung transplant. Another surgeon beat him to this goal — Dr. Christian Baarnard in 1967 — but Demikhov is widely credited with paving the way for it.

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby dustbinflowers » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:17 pm

that dog did not look happy. Poor bugger.
I now feel depressed. bring on the apocalypse...
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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby the ledge » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:25 pm

This isn't anywhere as cool as the pics on the first page of the clouds and stuff, but the cool thing about it is that I took the photo, and it was from my house, cause tornados aren't all that common round Auckland

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The picture's a lot better when myspace hasn't messed with the quality

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby Phlegm » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:35 pm

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby paulo » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:44 pm

Ex-Skinhead/Wailer/RollingStone, Peter Macintosh with his M16 gat.
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ExGuitarist for Alice Cooper with his M60 look alike flamethrower(which he once set Alice Copper on fire with)
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Jesus guitar, was stolen and then returned 25 years later.
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steampunk looking gun from the 1850's (i really like this gun, its called 'the pepperbox')
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and a series of duckfoot pistols
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and the ultimate in frenzied murder.
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The principle behind this type of pistol is one of confrontation by one person against a group. Hence it was popular among bank guards, prison warders and sea captains. The threat being that one volley can kill several men

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby Holiday Menthol. » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:46 pm

I posted a video somewhere of a couple mentalists walking a closed track in a Venezuelan gorge. It was sweet.



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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby Future Shock » Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:43 pm

oh mean can you post it again, maybe

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby Thing » Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:07 pm

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Lindsay McDougall (Frenzal Rhomb) wrote:I'm from a punk rock band, it's all about getting your music out any way you can - you don't make money from the record, the record companies make the money from the record. If they can't make money these days because they haven't come onside with the way the world is going, it's their own problem.

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby paulo » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:19 pm

^^^OLD

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time to upgrade.

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby Dennis from Accounts » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:58 pm

Brazil. The rest are men.

edit: referring to army girls
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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby paulo » Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:05 pm

Maybe i shouldnt have posted her cos it turns out that shes a model and not a soldier...
didnt really do it for me, Israel, oh, you crazy fundy mental case...

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby haiku terror shades » Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:22 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngAo1J2ygWA[/youtube]

"Anthem" for the IPL team the Kolkata Knight Riders...
I was gonna ask why the hell a team from Kolkata is named after a David Hasselhoff TV vehicle, then i saw the video...

complete brain melt.


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