Awesome Shit Thread.

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Postby aerozol » Thu Mar 26, 2015 11:26 am

so glad that happened

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby Drax » Fri Mar 27, 2015 5:48 pm

Christ, the quality of Noisey reporting is shit.

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby mouseball » Fri Mar 27, 2015 8:01 pm

skalie wrote:
Damn, that went private, mirror anywhere ? or something.


http://www.videoup.net/v/4sn511qqf-aote ... ?rt=player

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Postby mark tyler » Sat Mar 28, 2015 12:05 am

^^ that is fkn cool.
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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby Drax » Fri Apr 03, 2015 1:59 am

Shame there isn't a higher res mirror. I really wonder why he decided to make it private.

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby . » Fri Apr 03, 2015 11:24 am

Drax wrote:I really wonder why he decided to make it private.


it probably got into a festival on condition that it wasn't available online.
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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby Drax » Sun Apr 05, 2015 4:04 pm

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn7PeI2UyEM[/video]
Most footage of Nuclear weapons has generic explosion noises dubbed on to please viewers, and because original audio is generally lost, too low quality, or was never recorded in the first place.

I pulled the audio from the low quality footage of the Upshot-Knothole "ANNIE" test, and matched it to better quality footage of a Nevada Test Site detonation.

I then, using the low quality audio as a guide, made a reconstruction of the sound of a Nuclear Detonation. I tried recreate what your ears would hear as closely as possible (hence, no EMP fuzz in the reconstruction).





Also (possible repost):

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjAqR1zICA0[/video]
Multimedia artwork
"2053" - This is the number of nuclear explosions conducted in various parts of the globe.*

Profile of the artist: Isao HASHIMOTO
Born in Kumamoto prefecture, Japan in 1959.

Worked for 17 years in financial industry as a foreign exchange dealer. Studied at Department of Arts, Policy and Management of Musashino Art University, Tokyo.

Currently working for Lalique Museum, Hakone, Japan as a curator.

Created artwork series expressing, in the artist's view, "the fear and the folly of nuclear weapons":

"1945-1998" © 2003
"Overkilled"
"The Names of Experiments"

About "1945-1998" ©2003

"This piece of work is a bird's eye view of the history by scaling down a month length of time into one second. No letter is used for equal messaging to all viewers without language barrier. The blinking light, sound and the numbers on the world map show when, where and how many experiments each country have conducted. I created this work for the means of an interface to the people who are yet to know of the extremely grave, but present problem of the world."

Contact the artist:

Should you have any query regarding this artwork, please contact e-mail address below:

hashi123@amy.hi-ho.ne.jp

* The number excludes the announced nuclear tests by North Korea.
http://www.ctbto.org/specials/1945-1998-by-isao-hashimoto/

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby snuff » Thu Apr 09, 2015 2:44 am

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I guess you really need to ask yourself... What Would Graeme Do?

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Postby arkie » Tue May 05, 2015 10:00 am

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8FwMlkoxjI[/video]

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby No Way Out Records » Tue May 05, 2015 11:06 am

well fuck being that idiot's neighbour...

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby donvito » Tue May 05, 2015 1:59 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby Dead Kid » Tue May 05, 2015 3:27 pm

Death metal on the grass...

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2010/10/25/blowback
To them, Orinda’s pastoral glories—its pristine gardens, best admired over a glass of Cava—are achieved at a Faustian price. That price is health, happiness, and the ability to hear yourself think. The Devil’s instrument is the leaf blower: almost every homeowner employs a rackety blower to manicure his yard and “hardscapes” (driveway, patio, and deck), often by blowing debris into his neighbors’ yards, which must then be blown, in turn. The result is death metal sur l’herbe.
Peter continued, “And then we try to enjoy a salad from our organic garden, and it’s covered with a fine dust thrown up by these two-hundred-plus-mile-an-hour bazookas—a biohazard buffet of diesel soot, brake-lining particles, fungi, mold, spores, and animal fecal matter.”
Maya McBride, another Orindan, said, “My home is going to be in Better Homes and Gardens in a few months. I’d like to point that out to the libertarians—hey, I just spent a million dollars on my property, and, because of your leaf blowers, I can’t use it on the weekends. My husband gets so annoyed he runs out to the fence and blasts our electric leaf blower at the neighbors, and then I have to go unplug Dan.” She added, “Now the other soccer moms turn away when they see me coming. They spend extra on organic milk and organic fruit, but they want a clean deck, God damn it.”
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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby arkie » Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:41 am

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyxSerkkP4o[/video]
Fear and Loathing run through Google's Deep Dreaming neural network.
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Postby Drax » Sun Jul 19, 2015 8:28 pm

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby Subcide » Sun Jan 03, 2016 9:41 pm

'I Like It When You Die' is the fourth album by American grindcore band Anal Cunt. The album was originally titled You're Gay, and the album cover was going to contain a mirror, but this idea was later changed

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby akaxo » Mon Jan 18, 2016 10:45 pm

We must secure the extinction of all people and no future for any children

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby nazi scum » Tue Jan 19, 2016 10:56 am

Subcide wrote:https://www.facebook.com/chris.rigbynz/posts/10153339695418061


Lieutenant Colonel John Malcolm Thorpe Fleming "Jack" Churchill, DSO & Bar, MC & Bar (16 September 1906 – 8 March 1996), nicknamed Fighting Jack Churchill and Mad Jack, was a British soldier who fought throughout the Second World War armed with a longbow, bagpipes, and a basket-hilted Scottish broadsword.

He is known for the motto: "Any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed." It is claimed that Churchill also carried out the last recorded longbow and arrow killing in action, shooting a German NCO in 1940 in a French village.
i say all islamic people are welcome, just leave your fuckin shitty religion at the door.

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby General Mutante » Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:22 pm

Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Violent period sex is a pretty good indicator that you're into someone, I think

FC wrote:I like that the swearing is removed. That's gangsta.

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby Red_switch » Thu Jan 28, 2016 1:13 pm

I think it's lint.

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby General Mutante » Thu Jan 28, 2016 3:38 pm

Not as cool as professional dick pics.
Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Violent period sex is a pretty good indicator that you're into someone, I think

FC wrote:I like that the swearing is removed. That's gangsta.

http://carnival01.bandcamp.com/

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby Dead Kid » Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:22 pm

How to make the metals:

http://thecorroseum.org/interviews/exorcist/index.html
I had to of course disguise myself in some fashion so I used some bizarre method of doing the vocals. I had a beer can in front of my face and mouth the entire time I was doing the vocals. I was trying to be a cross between Lemmy, Cronos and, I don’t know, a pirate or something.
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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby Subcide » Mon Feb 01, 2016 10:39 am

'I Like It When You Die' is the fourth album by American grindcore band Anal Cunt. The album was originally titled You're Gay, and the album cover was going to contain a mirror, but this idea was later changed

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby Subcide » Fri Feb 19, 2016 6:26 pm

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'I Like It When You Die' is the fourth album by American grindcore band Anal Cunt. The album was originally titled You're Gay, and the album cover was going to contain a mirror, but this idea was later changed

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby Dead Kid » Mon May 02, 2016 10:08 pm

"So you think you're floating in mint sauce son"

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby Drax » Mon May 02, 2016 11:46 pm



Equally awesome/WTF/funny shit.

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby Kerry » Tue May 03, 2016 6:49 am

Some of the May Day demo in Kreuzberg yesterday. Never seen so many cops in my life. It was pretty tame in comparison to previous years but it was a bloody good gathering.
Edit: Obviously not posting because cops arresting people and trying to break up a march is awesome, but it was fucking awesome to see so many people from all walks of life out to take action. (Plus there's a mean as moonie in there for the coppers.)


This is better.
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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby Drax » Sun May 08, 2016 12:26 pm

You filthy communist.

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby Dead Kid » Thu Aug 11, 2016 11:27 am

Polandball map of the world:

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Re: Awesome Shit Thread.

Postby Dead Kid » Tue Aug 30, 2016 8:40 pm

https://www.ias.edu/ideas/2013/primes-random-matrices
There is strong evidence that random matrix statistics plays a similar fundamental role for complicated correlated systems, among them the energy levels of the uranium nucleus, the zeros of the zeta function, and the spacing pattern of a decentralized bus system in the city of Cuernavaca, Mexico, which two physicists, Milan Krbálek and Petr Šeba, studied in the late 1990s. The bus system had no central authority or timetables to govern the arrivals and departures of the buses, which were individually owned by the drivers. In order to maximize their incomes, the drivers adjusted their speeds based on information obtained by bystanders about the departure times of the buses in front of them. Krbálek and Šeba recorded the actual departure times of the buses at various stops and found that the spacings between buses match the statistical behavior found in random matrix theory.


All harmoniously linked in nature. Prime numbers, quantum physics, and... Mexican bus drivers?! Amazing.
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