This story just needs to be told

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Postby The Leperchaun » Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:56 pm

I agree. You fully should get a glory hole.
Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me; fish-white flesh puckered by the Highland breeze; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take ‘em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain’t never going back… not never.

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Postby Future Shock » Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:08 pm

did she look like: Kristen Stewart

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Postby vibri » Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:37 pm

apparantly the perfect penis would be shaped door knob. girth > length etc
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Postby YULE » Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:43 pm

Choad?

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Postby daggers » Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:03 pm

YULE wrote:Chode.
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Postby wat da » Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:41 pm

ho buzzy this is actually true

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Postby Holiday Menthol. » Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:47 pm

Millie Holmes is totally off the rails.
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Postby Bo » Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:14 pm

Yeah that was my flat and it's all true.
She woke up 4 of my flat mates with her frantic fucking.
I slept right through it, I awoke this morning to the sordid tale.
Pretty incredible/gross.

We poured bleach on the door knob today.
The door knob is pretty rusty, she should probably have a tetnus jab.

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Postby Lurch » Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:15 pm

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Postby daggers » Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:33 am

that bitch would/will hook up with anyone.

i'm not complaining. :lol:
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Postby Sithstar » Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:36 am

haha ha hahahahaha -

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Postby Akuma » Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:36 pm

Lurch wrote:Image


she is absolutely haggard.
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Postby Holiday Menthol. » Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:46 pm

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Postby wat da » Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:34 pm

looks like she should get back on the p, chubbage

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Postby daggers » Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:47 pm

she looks like that woman who has had too much facial surgery

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Postby wat da » Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:55 pm

helen clark

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Postby Dennis from Accounts » Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:44 pm

FIZZBITCH wrote:she looks like that woman who has had too much facial surgery

whastername


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Postby the ledge » Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:55 pm

Good call

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Postby LilMissCrazyFox » Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:13 pm

Dennis from Accounts wrote:
FIZZBITCH wrote:she looks like that woman who has had too much facial surgery

whastername


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....and to think he used to be quite beautiful.

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Postby daggers » Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:29 pm

this bitch
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Postby Craig_Bastard » Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:42 am

FIZZBITCH wrote:this bitch
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haha rex features all right! ;)
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Postby Brento » Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:04 am

Oh that lady.

happens all the time around new north road.

we took our door knobs off.
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Postby Thing » Sun Apr 20, 2008 10:29 am

Brento wrote:Oh that lady.

happens all the time around new north road.

we took our door knobs off.


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Postby Rizzo » Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:01 am

Seriously? I live just off New North, good thing we've got a handle not a knob aye?
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Postby cool guy69 » Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:59 am

she could fuck my knob if you know what i mean :wink: im talking about my penis of course :wink:

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Postby Brento » Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:04 pm

cool guy69 wrote:she could fuck my knob if you know what i mean :wink: im talking about my penis of course :wink:


what is this guy suggesting?
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Postby Dennis from Accounts » Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:13 am

His penis looks like a doorknob. It's more common than you'd expect.
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Re: This story just needs to be told

Postby 9seconds » Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:38 pm

pretty mean comments about the girls looks tbh
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Re: This story just needs to be told

Postby PertHJ » Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:46 pm

yeah, bit sexy guys
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Re: This story just needs to be told

Postby General Mutante » Tue Nov 15, 2016 2:53 am

You bastards.
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