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This story just needs to be told

Postby newcomer » Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:16 pm

So this happened last night at my friends house by the New North Rd/Dominion Rd over pass...

There was rattling going on at the front door of her flat, and one of the girls in the flat eventually got scared enough of someone trying to break in, to make her boyfriend go check it out. He got up and could see through the glass pane on the door the silhouette of someone banging against it. There are lots of hobos and what not around their house, so naturally he assumed someone was trying to get get in.

The flatmates peered out the front bedroom window across to the front door to see a girl at the front door, with no pants on, fucking the door knob. She was changing positions, aiming from the back, going at it. So they called the police, and when they finally turned up to arrest her, she was just chilling on a seat outside without pants.
Her flatmate pulled the door shut with the door knob this morning on accident.
They are going to rent it out for a sniff.

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Postby captain steinakin » Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:19 pm

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Postby Lurch » Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:24 pm

Should have invited her in.
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Postby fuzz » Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:27 pm

amazing.

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Postby Grave Dancer » Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:30 pm

should written 'do not disturb' on her forehead and left her there
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Re: This story just needs to be told

Postby martyrdamn » Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:33 pm

newcomer wrote:So this happened last night at my friends house by the New North Rd/Dominion Rd over pass...

There was rattling going on at the front door of her flat, and one of the girls in the flat eventually got scared enough of someone trying to break in, to make her boyfriend go check it out. He got up and could see through the glass pane on the door the silhouette of someone banging against it. There are lots of hobos and what not around their house, so naturally he assumed someone was trying to get get in.

The flatmates peered out the front bedroom window across to the front door to see a girl at the front door, with no pants on, fucking the door knob. She was changing positions, aiming from the back, going at it. So they whistled for a cab, and when it came near the licence plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror!
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Postby Akuma » Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:37 pm

was she hot?
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Postby Akuma » Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:43 pm

And what sort of door knob was it... pics?
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Postby Soulreaper » Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:43 pm

Best 'first post' ever.

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Postby newcomer » Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:45 pm

apparently she was really normal looking, nice clothes (upper half)

nice socks? ...

theres a polish my knob joke in there somewhere

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Postby General Mutante » Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:55 pm

This tale warms the cockles of my black little heart.
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Postby Huey » Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:02 pm

mean

was she hot?


answer the question please.
Because he's the hero Punkas deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight

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Postby Danny Morrissey » Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:09 pm

So whose fake account is this?
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Postby rogue » Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:17 pm

its not a fake account, this ACTUALLY happened

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Postby newcomer » Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:20 pm

no fibs.

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Postby daggers » Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:21 pm

Grave Dancer wrote:should written 'do not disturb' on her forehead and left her there


i lol'd
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Postby Fried Mayonnaise » Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:26 pm

Bahahaha

Put some cayenne pepper on it in case she comes for another turn.

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Postby Akuma » Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:28 pm

If she's hot you realise this changes everything.

Also how old did she look?
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Postby Huey » Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:33 pm

It certainly does. It opens up questions about the girls bf... calling the police on her.
Because he's the hero Punkas deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight

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Postby daggers » Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:35 pm

cmon dudes, you remind me of this guy

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she was obviously a hideous wasted junkie
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Postby Akuma » Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:40 pm

MATE, AW MATE, FUCK, BRO IF I WAS THERE I WOULD'VE BEEN LIKE YEEEEWWWW COME HOON ON MY KNOB YYEEEEWWWEEWWWWWOOWW!



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Postby Huey » Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:41 pm

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i like how he rolls....
Because he's the hero Punkas deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight

Mi amore
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My love I want you so
Sugar
You make my soul complete
Rapture tastes so sweet

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Postby DenMT » Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:14 pm

I'm interested in the characteristics of the door handle. I mean I'm assuming it wasn't one of your standard little door-knobs for her to have chosen it specifically from a whole street full of doorknobs. Does it have extreme girth? Is it ribbed, or does it have any strange lumps and bumps?

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Postby Dirty Dancin' Dave » Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:24 pm

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Postby niXon » Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:26 pm

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Postby rogue » Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:26 pm

It's the only house on the street, the rest is like offices and stuff, so I guess she just took what was available?

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Postby Grave Dancer » Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:37 pm

! i don't see how you can be fussy about something like that when you're up for shoving door-knobs in your cunt.
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Postby Lurch » Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:57 pm

rogue wrote:It's the only house on the street, the rest is like offices and stuff, so I guess she just took what was available?


Hmm. Interesting. Ours is the only house on the street except car parks. Maybe I should investigate installing a lower doorknob.
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Postby Akuma » Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:03 pm

nah fuck that just install a larger keyhole, get door fuckers of a male variety yeeyahh
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Postby MuscleMan » Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:36 pm

she was def's on the cheese.


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