So... Who DSW in the Shower?

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Do you DSW in the Shower?

Yes
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I take Baths
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So... Who DSW in the Shower?

Postby Dennis from Accounts » Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:14 pm

I think I'm doing it wrong, I find the constant stream of water to be a hindrance and can't concentrate on the important things like boobs and stuff.
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Re: So... Who DSW in the Shower?

Postby captain steinakin » Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:16 pm

Just laminate some sweet porn and stick it up in the shower.
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Postby Akuma » Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:27 pm

As soon as i saw the topic of this thread i knew the Punkas downie would be behind it. Great stuff!

P.s... I dont wank in the shower... I get dizzy and one time i thought i was gonna vomit. Plus jizz turns into super glue after the water hits it.
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Postby Dirty Dancin' Dave » Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:36 pm

Akuma wrote:Plus jizz turns into super glue after the water hits it.


exactly

Regardless, I work at a laminators if anyone needs something run through after hours on the dl. I can appreciate it might be embarrassing asking the old lady at the local copy shop to laminate your porn collection.
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Postby ... » Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:38 pm

haha i can see a laminator from where im sitting...

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Re: So... Who DSW in the Shower?

Postby yvon » Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:52 pm

Dennis from Accounts wrote:I think I'm doing it wrong, I find the constant stream of water to be a hindrance and can't concentrate on the important things like boobs and stuff.

Yup. You're doing it wrong.


Having one of those mobile shower-heads is a bonus I'm sure.
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Postby Dennis from Accounts » Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:53 pm

ph!1 wrote:haha i can see a laminator from where im sitting...


DO IT!
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Re: So... Who DSW in the Shower?

Postby Dennis from Accounts » Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:55 pm

yvon wrote:
Dennis from Accounts wrote:I think I'm doing it wrong, I find the constant stream of water to be a hindrance and can't concentrate on the important things like boobs and stuff.

Yup. You're doing it wrong.


Having one of those mobile shower-heads is a bonus I'm sure.


I'm a guy, so even though I have a mobile shower head I have no where to stick it. Well, I guess there is, but I'm not that way inclined.
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Postby kimura » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:05 pm

I atempted a few times and succeded half as much as that.

Not really my thing..

Possibly because your standing up??

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Postby Dirty Dancin' Dave » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:12 pm

ph!1 wrote:haha i can see a laminator from where im sitting...


I bet it won't fit a centrefold, let alone a poster... the size of the picture is gonna count for a lot in this steamy environment, and I can do up to 1.8m wide and any length....
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Postby FC » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:12 pm

Its a lot harder to finish, but fairly satisfying when you do.



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Postby ... » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:13 pm

it can do A2 which is plenty big.

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Postby ghetto ninja » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:15 pm

Suddenly its a competition to see whose laminator is the biggest :lol:
lets not start over compensating fellas :lol:
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Postby Dirty Dancin' Dave » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:16 pm

hmmm... yeah I gotta agree phil A2 is probably premium shower size... A1 would be bordering impractical, and it'd be hard to discretely exit the bathroom with a poster tube under your arm.
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Postby Dennis from Accounts » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:19 pm

Dirty Dancin' Dave wrote:it'd be hard to discretely exit the bathroom with a poster tube under your arm.


I'm looking for something permanent, fixed in place. As big as possible. Quote me a price?
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Postby ... » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:20 pm

yeh i think A3 is fine, thats centrefold size, should be allllll good.

i reckon the best idea would be to vacuum seal a TV

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Postby Dennis from Accounts » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:21 pm

FC wrote:Its a lot harder to finish, but fairly satisfying when you do.



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Postby FC » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:25 pm

A fairly appropriate analogy.



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Postby MuscleMan » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:26 pm

shower wanks are EZmode.

JUST SIT DOWN NOOBS

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Postby BanalityDUFF » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:28 pm

steve f wrote:JUST SIT DOWN NOOBS


in the shower? fail as.

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Postby YULE » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:29 pm

or not.

sitting in the shower grosses me out for some reason.

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Postby ... » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:29 pm

not if you have one of those in the bath showers, bending or sitting is a majorly bad idea, i scraped my assbone real bad on the taps once.

its never cool to be naked and in pain.

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Postby MuscleMan » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:29 pm

in my shower I have a little shelf thing you can sit on + the bath on the other side.

meh.

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Postby ghetto ninja » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:31 pm

Yah Trick YAH! wrote:its never cool to be naked and in pain.

I disagree
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Postby Dirty Dancin' Dave » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:32 pm

am I giving it too much thought if i suggested an ipod nano in a sealed plastic bag, held at viewing height by a nifty coathanger/no8 wire contraption?

if sounds are required this could be the way to go http://www.h2oaudio.com/
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Postby Dirty Dancin' Dave » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:34 pm

steve f wrote:in my shower I have a little shelf thing you can sit on + the bath on the other side.

meh.


been in one of those ones before, wuzzit yooorz?
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Postby MuscleMan » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:36 pm

depends, do you have a gorilla mask and an air siren?

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Postby toothbrush » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:39 pm

never done DSW in shower before. never enough time in mornings or enough hot water

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Postby Danny Morrissey » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:49 pm

Noobs.

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Postby nicola_yeah » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:53 pm

steve f wrote:in my shower I have a little shelf thing you can sit on + the bath on the other side.

meh.


woah someones showing off


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