Who's internet persona is the toughest?

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Who's internet persona is the toughest?

Postby dclxvi » Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:06 am

leave it out of otherwise good threads and have a sulk in here...
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Postby OnlyInTheMorning » Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:20 am

yours obviously! DUH

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Postby OnlyInTheMorning » Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:27 am

actually i take it back and say Jeff Jack - prolly cos i imagine him to be a 7ft xthugx from south aux with gold teeth, a boxers nose and more tatts than skin ... i could be totally wrong

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Postby kimura » Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:40 am

OnlyInTheMorning wrote:actually i take it back and say Jeff Jack - prolly cos i imagine him to be a 7ft xthugx from south aux with gold teeth, a boxers nose and more tatts than skin ... i could be totally wrong



lol....

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Postby Ph!1 » Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:42 am

logan is a undercover cop/

jeefjack does not exist.

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Postby kimura » Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:45 am

its all about persona not reality..?duhhh!!! :P

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Postby Ph!1 » Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:53 am

internet is more important thn real jeff jack knos

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Postby hiv-positive » Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:43 am

I'm as tough, if not tougher, as this song. Tuff, even.

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=jC-BWHAiYYA[/youtube]

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Postby rryan » Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:25 am

jeffjack...just because bad spelling & shit reminds me of some dumb maori kid who i wouldn't wanna mess with because I know he makes up with being a dumb cunt in other ways.


but i guess for all I know it could be the other way around :?
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Postby kimura » Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:24 am

Haha I think the biggest dude ever was that big bloke that came over with 50 lions...

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Postby Phlegmâ„¢ » Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:31 am

BadBoy_Mc'Coy wrote:Haha I think the biggest dude ever was that big bloke that came over with 50 lions...


What's his screen name?
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Postby matt youwin » Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:19 am

tommy dollars is huge, dont think he posts here

roto_ryan wrote:jeffjack...just because bad spelling & shit reminds me of some dumb maori kid who i wouldn't wanna mess with because I know he makes up with being a dumb cunt in other ways.


but i guess for all I know it could be the other way around :?

bit racial

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Postby kittenslayer » Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:51 am

JJ of course

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Postby yvon » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:05 am

>< wrote:logan is a undercover cop/

Actual Loal

Mutante is def the toughest. His mighty words slay you all.
Because lets face it. Physical strength counts for absolute zero on the internet.
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Postby nails » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:13 am

OnlyInTheMorning wrote:actually i take it back and say Jeff Jack - prolly cos i imagine him to be a 7ft xthugx from south aux with gold teeth, a boxers nose and more tatts than skin ... i could be totally wrong


prety much exactly right, i wouldnt like to make him angry

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Postby Ph!1 » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:21 am

too late

yes faggots and fagtards, your fucking shit aint shit to do with what i feel proud of when i listen to a cd, id fuck >< and the rest of you. next show, fucking 5 v 1, talk forum whore yea yea yea fc fuck your mouth when i see you, grant you bitch you didnt come to the uptown show, dave il give you fucking asian eyes, andy il fucking your mouth and make you dibpolar you faggot "hold your own"


fucking bitchs run the show, hit me up, any of the above mentioned and >< fucktard, il rape your fucking "hominnesss"


bitch, be a bitch, fuck yous a bitch.

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Postby Lurch » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:38 am

Rex wins.

you want beef cunt,always throwing cheap shots at me on here
you think its funny as fuck,this aint a fucking game
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Postby Green Bastard » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:42 am

OnlyInTheMorning wrote:more tatts than skin


He beats cunts up, steals their skin, then gets it tattooed and sewn onto his puffy starter jackets

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Postby Ph!1 » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:48 am

fuck i was a toughguy last night... i seem to have even written a poem to *somebody

shame as :oops:

someone really should invent the internet breath tester, i need one, if i drove that drunk id be in jail right now.

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Postby Akuma » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:56 am

Green Bastard wrote:
OnlyInTheMorning wrote:more tatts than skin


He beats cunts up, steals their skin, then gets it tattooed and sewn onto his puffy starter jackets


hahaha oh james
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Postby Soulreaper » Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:06 pm

I wouldn't mess with bof'c!

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Postby General Mutante » Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:12 pm

I'm even tougher than this...

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Postby General Mutante » Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:16 pm

But I bet nobody's this tough...

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Postby beef666 » Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:27 pm

not as tough as beef.

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Postby crain » Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:14 pm

i wear green alligator shoes and have sex in commission flats.

future pimping.
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Postby JeffJack » Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:17 pm

not me, i know a few cats that posted on here probally could rack me up hard, im far to unfit.

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Postby yellowbus » Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:11 pm

BadBoy_Mc'Coy wrote:Haha I think the biggest dude ever was that big bloke that came over with 50 lions...


Yea he was huge

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Postby Holiday Menthol. » Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:14 pm

I'm up there, I reckon.

For a half-gay dude anyways.
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Postby MuscleMan » Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:42 pm

the other half is a rapant welsh snake wrestler called gethen.

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Postby Huey » Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:02 pm

I dono eh. Days of e-thugs on punkas have come and gone.
Because he's the hero Punkas deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight

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