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Re: funny shit thread

Postby 9seconds » Thu Jul 14, 2016 8:06 pm

my missus has that same car, what did it cost you guys?
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Lurch » Thu Jul 14, 2016 9:50 pm

True? I paid that for my 2008 Micra last year - couldn't see a decent Vitz of that vintage in that price range. The other option with a similar year:km:price ratio was the daihatsu sirion. But then I was looking only at manuals. The missus and I now have matching black Nissans in the drive - better combination than grey toyotas. Learn to middle class.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Lurch » Fri Jul 15, 2016 6:54 am

Close enough to grey in the photo. And nothing compared to:

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby 9seconds » Mon Jul 18, 2016 12:27 pm

J wrote:they all seem to be around $8k. this one was a tidy <2008 jp model with the same keyless entry/push button start as my car


yeh hers was 8k with a tradein, same year, same colour and same keyless features.

weird car, good on the open road for a wee thing tho.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby 9seconds » Mon Jul 18, 2016 4:13 pm

annoying lag then sudden acceleration thing that exacerbates my missus' already stereotypically bad driving skills.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby dave-brown » Thu Jul 21, 2016 3:28 am

Potential superhero?
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Postby 9seconds » Thu Jul 21, 2016 8:24 pm

J wrote:haha. i know what you mean, could get tricky getting out of a tight park since you cant be sure its not going to go 20cm further than expected.

didnt come with a jack either, tho i think thats more about prev owner
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Kerry » Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:35 am

Rob wrote:you are down a dead end street with no hope of every doing anything

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dead Kid » Thu Aug 25, 2016 11:15 am

Best song titles ever. Too bad they don't seem to be online:

Shaark - War Of Dollars
1. One Dollar
2. Two Dollar
3. Three Dollar
4. Four Dollar
5. Fifth Dollar
6. Sixth Dollar
7. Seven Dollar
8. Eight Dollar
9. Nine Dollar
10. Ten Dollar
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dead Kid » Sun Aug 28, 2016 2:25 pm

https://www.punknews.org/review/3662/ke ... keep-it-up
When I saw Keep It Up on the abovementioned tour, I was taken by complete surprise to see band of such a genre on tour with Alexisonfire and Blue Skies At War. Although highly enjoyable, it was incredibly awkward with a band on stage singing "Small Man, Big Mouth" by Minor Threat to a bunch of 16-year old girls who were there to fuck Dallas Green.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dead Kid » Sat Oct 01, 2016 9:31 pm

General Mutante wrote:"So you think you're floating in mint sauce son"

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Re: funny shit thread

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Kerry » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:46 pm



Cin cin.
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General Mutante wrote:"So you think you're floating in mint sauce son"

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Kerry » Wed Nov 09, 2016 8:29 am

Rob wrote:you are down a dead end street with no hope of every doing anything

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Re: funny shit thread

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The body language is memeworthy.

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dead Kid » Tue Nov 29, 2016 9:02 pm

General Mutante wrote:"So you think you're floating in mint sauce son"

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby 9seconds » Tue Nov 29, 2016 9:07 pm

haha
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dubpunker » Fri Dec 02, 2016 2:37 am

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Josh Piedade
I'd hella pay for this. Other folks sayin that other countries can't afford food and here we are with this. Well I'm sorry your country sucks and America kicks ass. Not my problem. You think Asia and Africa feel bad cause we have the Kardashians? I think not.
I'd take a shitter bigger than an apple fritter on this thing.

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby 9seconds » Fri Dec 02, 2016 10:43 am

or you could you know, just have regular scales in your bathroom
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dead Kid » Fri Dec 02, 2016 4:08 pm

A friend of mine keeps weighing himself before and after sleep and finds he's lost half a kg or more. Check under da sheets mane and ye shall find a Kalgoorlie boulder. A Tampa Bay buccaneer. A Trunkelsberg arschloss.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby 9seconds » Fri Dec 02, 2016 4:25 pm

thats just loss of water thru respiration.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Cosmo Kramer » Fri Dec 02, 2016 4:36 pm

u fucken kidding me
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Cosmo Kramer » Fri Dec 02, 2016 4:36 pm

do u have the right thread phil
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Cosmo Kramer » Fri Dec 02, 2016 4:37 pm

fort dis funny shit thread
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dead Kid » Fri Dec 02, 2016 4:47 pm

9seconds wrote:thats just loss of water thru respiration.

'No shit'. Literally.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby TimShadbolt » Tue Dec 06, 2016 8:32 pm



What a time to be alive.


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