funny shit thread

[9seconds]

my missus has that same car, what did it cost you guys?

[Lurch]

True? I paid that for my 2008 Micra last year - couldn't see a decent Vitz of that vintage in that price range. The other option with a similar year:km:price ratio was the daihatsu sirion. But then I was looking only at manuals. The missus and I now have matching black Nissans in the drive - better combination than grey toyotas. Learn to middle class.

[Lurch]

Close enough to grey in the photo. And nothing compared to:

[9seconds]

they all seem to be around $8k. this one was a tidy <2008 jp model with the same keyless entry/push button start as my car

yeh hers was 8k with a tradein, same year, same colour and same keyless features.

weird car, good on the open road for a wee thing tho.

[9seconds]

annoying lag then sudden acceleration thing that exacerbates my missus' already stereotypically bad driving skills.

[dave-brown]

[dave-brown]

Potential superhero?

[9seconds]

haha. i know what you mean, could get tricky getting out of a tight park since you cant be sure its not going to go 20cm further than expected.

didnt come with a jack either, tho i think thats more about prev owner

[Kerry]

[Dubpunker]

[Dead Kid]

Best song titles ever. Too bad they don't seem to be online:

Shaark - War Of Dollars

1. One Dollar
2. Two Dollar
3. Three Dollar
4. Four Dollar
5. Fifth Dollar
6. Sixth Dollar
7. Seven Dollar
8. Eight Dollar
9. Nine Dollar
10. Ten Dollar

[Dead Kid]

https://www.punknews.org/review/3662/ke ... keep-it-up

When I saw Keep It Up on the abovementioned tour, I was taken by complete surprise to see band of such a genre on tour with Alexisonfire and Blue Skies At War. Although highly enjoyable, it was incredibly awkward with a band on stage singing "Small Man, Big Mouth" by Minor Threat to a bunch of 16-year old girls who were there to fuck Dallas Green.

[Dead Kid]

[Dubpunker]

[Kerry]

Cin cin.

[Dead Kid]

[Kerry]

[Max]

The body language is memeworthy.

[Dead Kid]

Moar: http://imgur.com/gallery/ccQpM

[9seconds]

haha

[Dubpunker]

Josh Piedade
I'd hella pay for this. Other folks sayin that other countries can't afford food and here we are with this. Well I'm sorry your country sucks and America kicks ass. Not my problem. You think Asia and Africa feel bad cause we have the Kardashians? I think not.
I'd take a shitter bigger than an apple fritter on this thing.

[9seconds]

or you could you know, just have regular scales in your bathroom

[Dead Kid]

A friend of mine keeps weighing himself before and after sleep and finds he's lost half a kg or more. Check under da sheets mane and ye shall find a Kalgoorlie boulder. A Tampa Bay buccaneer. A Trunkelsberg arschloss.

[9seconds]

thats just loss of water thru respiration.

[Cosmo Kramer]

u fucken kidding me

[Cosmo Kramer]

do u have the right thread phil

[Cosmo Kramer]

fort dis funny shit thread

[Dead Kid]

thats just loss of water thru respiration.

'No shit'. Literally.

[Dubpunker]

[TimShadbolt]

What a time to be alive.