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Re: funny shit thread

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Re: funny shit thread

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dead Kid » Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:47 pm

Review of an album of office sounds: :lol:
Recently I have been seeing the world as it is. Trees are just bits of wood, blank canvasses are just empty. I cannot transform anything. My conversation has become as unmagically practical as that of friends who talk continually of their mortgages and babies, but mine is worse because I have no mortgage or babies. Meeting some people in the pub the other day, I opened with the words, "I came here on the bus." They looked up expectantly - yes, and then what, what happened, what did you notice? But there was nothing. I'd just come on the bus; it was all I could think of to say. Even my dreams have become prosaic: two nights ago I dreamt of rawlplugs. I had to buy some rawlplugs. I went into a shop. I looked at the rawlplugs. I picked up the rawlplugs. I bought the rawlplugs. Dream ends.

So here is this record, a collection of ordinary sounds isolated from their normal environment but untouched. Here is a laminator, here an adding machine, here an addressograph (the record is old, older than me). Here is the sound of somebody opening a letter; what will it be? A billet-doux from a secret admirer? More likely an invoice for staples, but we're not told. The office, on close examination, yields an industrial aural environment: the whistle of brewing coffee could be steam escaping from any gasket, the rattlings of small machines can be magnified to become agents of mass-production. Many of the tracks consist of a series of clunks. Manual typewriter: clunkclunkclunkclunk clunkclunkunkunkclunk clunkclunk ding! clunkclunkunkclunk. Bookkeeping machine: grindgrind (clunkityclunkityclunkityclunkity) grindgrindgrind (clunkityclunkityclunkity) grind. Calculator: (clunkclunkclunkclunk) whirrp! (clunkclunkclunkclunk clunkclunk) whirrp! whirrp! whirrp! (clunkclunk). It is all quite ordinary, all quite bizarrely real.

It ends, as essays are meant to, with a summary: the sounds of the previous tracks heard together in a field recording of the office. Then, at the very end, a yell. What's happened? Has somebody cut themselves trying to open their lunch? Is Michael Siegel appealing for quiet as he hunches over the envelope sealer ("Oh, that's Michael, nobody knows what he really does here, he just hangs around with a microphone and a puzzled expression. Take no notice, he's harmless"). Or has the normality suddenly become too much for somebody, has he used his tools against himself (they found his laminated head in the stationery cupboard, detectives were perplexed)? I don't know.

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Max » Wed Jul 25, 2018 2:45 pm

Sacha Baron Cohen is a bit hit and miss, but this scene is just priceless.


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"I've only been out for 13 gigabytes"

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Tue Aug 21, 2018 6:54 am

I wonder if he was in for internet piracy?
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Re: funny shit thread

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Fuck Every Word Twitter account. It's up to the Qs. :lol:
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Agnes » Mon Nov 05, 2018 7:58 pm

dave-brown wrote:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nNdk7Hsj_R0&t=227s

Woah I hadn't heard the whole thing before. Good riddance Paulbags.

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Re: funny shit thread

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Re: funny shit thread

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My mum told me it's not nice to make fun of people's names.

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General Mutante wrote:"So you think you're floating in mint sauce son"

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby dave-brown » Fri May 10, 2019 2:20 pm

The elections are in in Aus. This add for the Unite Australia Party did everything except mention the "Yellow Peril". I found this hilarious. Unfortunately there is a large proportion of Aussies who lap up Rupert Murdochs propaganda and will probably vote for these xenophobic bogans. That aside its quite funny. It is almost like an Info Wars video... but noone takes their shirt off...


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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dead Kid » Wed May 15, 2019 12:44 am

Someone successfully added a Pee Is Stored In the Balls Park to Google Maps. :lol: Perhaps you can be the first to review it before it's gone, Dave!

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Re: funny shit thread

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby spazgrinder » Fri May 24, 2019 12:48 am



Not sure where to post this, it left me mesmerized, i'm not even sure i was laughing or gagging or if i found it funny in sick sick way.
his cooking style is so real it that it seems like a parody... worth the watch if you like dark humour and.......um..
fuckin perplexing.
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tomorrow is harvest day to them it is the holocaust.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dead Kid » Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:16 pm

General Mutante wrote:"So you think you're floating in mint sauce son"

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dead Kid » Sun Jul 28, 2019 11:22 pm

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dead Kid » Sun Aug 11, 2019 6:42 pm

General Mutante wrote:"So you think you're floating in mint sauce son"

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Sun Aug 11, 2019 9:01 pm

God, I can't tell what is and isn't satire anymore. That's a mark of getting old right. Unlike our parents though, we decide nothing is real.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dead Kid » Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:13 pm

That's what attracts people to her videos and makes them so funny. She's most definitely a comedian though. :D
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