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Re: funny shit thread

Postby donvito » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:55 am

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Drax » Tue Feb 11, 2014 12:27 pm

O jack wot will u do nxt?
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dead Kid » Tue Feb 11, 2014 12:45 pm

Drax wrote:O jack who will u do nxt?

Fixed
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby skeetnigguh » Tue Feb 11, 2014 1:49 pm

John Key one was better
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Re: funny shit thread

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Lummoxgrinder » Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:41 pm

skeetnigguh wrote:Liz Shaw one was better

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby skeetnigguh » Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:29 am

Lummoxgrinder wrote:
skeetnigguh wrote:Liz Shaw one was better


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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Drax » Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:47 am

Just need to confirm: Jack definitely had sexual intercourse with Liz, right?
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Window Licker » Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:24 pm

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ[/video]
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Drax » Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:59 pm

Fuck I love Michael Cusack.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Nathanael » Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:34 pm

Yeah fuck yeah Renee. I felt like I was standing right there on the train platform.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Agnes » Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:46 pm

I miss Bosun.

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby TimShadbolt » Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:18 pm

I miss Calav.

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Marrow » Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:00 am

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy,
"Sorry, sir, but youre only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didnt budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you dont get up from there, Im going to have to call the manager. The cowboy just groaned.
The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked,
"All right buddy, whats youre name?" "Sam," the cowboy moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied.... "The balcony."

^ Spambots here are getting slightly more amusing
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby aerozol » Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:02 pm

Oh man

http://www.dorkly.com/article/59332/there-are-thousands-of-people-trying-to-play-the-same-game-of-pokemon

Too fucking good. How the SHIT have they been winning battles : S
Good luck in the psychic gym I guess

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Lummoxgrinder » Wed Feb 19, 2014 6:12 pm

aerozol wrote:Oh man

http://www.dorkly.com/article/59332/there-are-thousands-of-people-trying-to-play-the-same-game-of-pokemon

Too fucking good. How the SHIT have they been winning battles : S
Good luck in the psychic gym I guess


This is crack up as. Love how the good pokemon got released and they are just left with shitters.

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby mmmm....good crack » Wed Feb 19, 2014 6:39 pm

You shut your mouth motherfucker. Jesus bird is amazing.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby the croc » Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:39 am

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Drax » Sun Feb 23, 2014 5:55 pm

Cheers Mutante.

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dan Last » Sun Feb 23, 2014 6:00 pm

Wow. Internet clocked. Again.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dead Kid » Sun Feb 23, 2014 6:10 pm

General Mutante wrote:"So you think you're floating in mint sauce son"

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby General Mutante » Mon Feb 24, 2014 1:22 am

I stole it, so therefore have won.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Drax » Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:04 pm

Haha. I didn't see it in the Soundwave thread. That gif should be shared lots. Actually...

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Found this pretty funny/awesome: http://prosign.tumblr.com/post/33766157 ... -signs-and
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Hipster_Faggot » Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:28 pm

Anyone got the version of this one that says "Check your privilege"?

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby snuff » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:27 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB4YJFgHyko[/youtube]
I guess you really need to ask yourself... What Would Graeme Do?

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Drax » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:03 am

Fake Chef Fools Midwest Morning Shows, Makes Reporters Eat Gross Food

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3335KNFYK1I[/youtube]

Over the holidays, Keith Guerke appeared on five morning shows in Wisconsin and Illinois to promote his new cookbook and prepare some meals made from leftovers. One little problem: Chef Keith doesn't know how to cook.

A ham, pie, and gravy smoothie. A mashed-potato ice cream cone with corn sprinkles. Perhaps the reporters, who happily sampled Chef Keith's gross concoctions, should have been wary when he compared his work to GG Allin's.

Morning shows are tough work. With hours of airtime to fill five days a week, maybe the vetting process for guests isn't what it could be. That's how legends like K-Strass, the incompetent yo-yo master, are born.

You might have guessed by now that K-Strass and Chef Keith are kindred spirits. K-Strass, portrayed by Mark Proksch was co-created by Joe Pickett. Pickett and co-conspirator Nick Prueher, who are responsible for Chef Keith, are the creators of the Found Footage Festival, which begins touring this week. Prueher played the part of Chef Keith, and said the reporters and anchors couldn't have been nicer to him—even after the segments went awry.

Prueher and Pickett said it wasn't tough to make in on the air at the five stations (in Milwaukee, Rhinelander, and Wausau, and two in Rockford, Ill.), all desperate for holiday programming. But since most restaurants were closed for Thanksgiving and Christmas, the food used in the segments was day-old KFC.

Here's Chef Keith's entire segment on WITI, Milwaukee's Fox affiliate:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAcpL5CRUxo[/youtube]

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Kerry » Tue Mar 04, 2014 3:20 pm

nazi scum wrote:GG Allin was a great chef, for example his recipe for a chocolate banana smoothie...


I take it you've indulged in said recipe then...
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