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Re: funny shit thread

Postby dclxvi » Sun Sep 30, 2012 5:17 pm

Window Licker wrote:my ex-fiance fake proposed to me in sizzler, fuck me it was embarrassing. its like valentines or pizza hut all you can eat (RIP)



Jesus Christ. Let me guess the wedding reception was gonna be in a McDonalds carpark?
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Window Licker » Sun Sep 30, 2012 5:48 pm

dclxvi wrote:
Window Licker wrote:my ex-fiance fake proposed to me in sizzler, fuck me it was embarrassing. its like valentines or pizza hut all you can eat (RIP)



Jesus Christ. Let me guess the wedding reception was gonna be in a McDonalds carpark?


pffffft as if, Hungry Jacks all the way, keeping it klassy. :baton:
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby dclxvi » Sun Sep 30, 2012 7:50 pm

Please tell me it was Sizzler in Campbelltown. That'd really top that tale of misery off..

(no offense lololol :calav: )
Kerry wrote:Then at an old age, the neighbour's dog thought it would be crakup to maul him and he died so we chucked him up in the ground.


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Re: funny shit thread

Postby buckton » Sun Sep 30, 2012 8:15 pm

what would a vegetarian eat at sizzler? surely even the salads would be coated in bacon grease?
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby dclxvi » Sun Sep 30, 2012 8:55 pm

the salad bar is actually pretty rad. their mains are fuckin horrific however
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Window Licker » Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:43 am

fuck yeah salad bar. sizzler cairns! :explainittomelikeimfive: was a pretty good prank, i pretty much wanted the ground to open up :oops:
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby donvito » Mon Oct 01, 2012 7:59 am

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby donvito » Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:10 am

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Mon Oct 01, 2012 12:57 pm

lol, embarrassing
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Marrow » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:39 pm

I remember someone mentioning the prevalence of 'A.D' in band names in a thread.. Someone sent me an Aussie music mag today, came across a passage that basically said "if you're in a New Zealand band, stop using tattoo graphics on your cover art and putting 'A.D.' in your name just because Antagonist is the best thing to come out of your country". :lol:
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Postby FC » Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:00 am

Someone thinking Antagonist is the best thing to come out of the NZ music scene is depressing as fuck, unless it was a Parkway Drive fan mag or something I guess.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:16 am

ugh, ive just been arguing with these english skinheads who get up in arms if people wear addidas shoes, so after a bit of to and fro, they ask if i like the rabble, seems that most of them do.. fuck me, plastic cunts.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby akaxo » Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:44 am

what's the issue with adidas? is it just that it's not an english brand?
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:49 am

yep, and that it wasnt worn in the 60's by tr00 skinheads, it has just transpired that the main guy who was making all the bruhahaha about the shameful way modern skins are dressing is in fact a nazi fetish skinhead.... what the fuck, no wonder he was always scoping out peoples profiles.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby akaxo » Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:59 am

he should love adidas then, what with all their nazi connections back then...
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Craig_Bastard » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:37 pm

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Drax » Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:18 pm

Nearly bought some second-hand Adidas yesterday, only time I've ever really considered purchasing shoes from an op-shop. They were one size too small :[

I only really like Adidas because of this guy:
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby aerozol » Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:54 pm

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Dad was going to throw these out, I still wear them for doing work. Must be 20 years old or something...

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby No Way Out Records » Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:59 pm

you still live with your Dad?

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Window Licker » Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:24 am

lame attempt at re-funnying the funnyshit thread:
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Re: funny shit thread

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby aerozol » Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:04 am

No Way Out Records wrote:you still live with your Dad?

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby snuff » Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:30 am

I guess you really need to ask yourself... What Would Graeme Do?

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby General Mutante » Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:24 pm

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Grave Dancer » Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:56 am

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Window Licker » Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:23 pm

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Window Licker » Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:18 pm

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Matt » Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:40 pm

^^^^ Hahahahaha! Wish it had cut back to his face.


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