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Re: funny shit thread

Postby General Mutante » Sat Sep 22, 2012 6:39 pm

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby hate and wedges » Mon Sep 24, 2012 5:14 pm

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holy shit I'm in love. Page 18 has my new favourite comic ever also.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby donvito » Mon Sep 24, 2012 8:09 pm

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:03 pm

I was hardout craving a drink and I could see my dads box in the fridge ...it was opened so I decided to just sip one ...then 2 .. then faaaaaaark where did the box go?? lol I paniced and used the last can to poor it on my brothers bed and splatter it over his mouth lol ... I ran and had the most showers and brushed my teeth hardout to try get rid of the alc smell ... in the morning I could hear my dad yellin at my brother and thowing shit round the kitchen. came in and my brother was in the corner of the kitchen getting metal spoon LMFAO fanx for takin one for the team bro hahaha


lol some of you think I was sad to my brother lol but dont worry it works both ways ...

me & ma bro were OGA off our faces .. i literally cant remember how we got home, but I do remember last thing i saw was him jumpin in the drivers seat... woke up but my somoz were so big I couldnt open my eyes lol so lay in bed while I listened.. my mum was screamin her head off and callin all of our names. heard my brother go outside and saying nah wasnt him, it mustve been me. At this point I began to become alarmed at what my brother was talkin about lol I hear my door slam to the wall and my mum & dad yellin loud as, I scrap my eyes and manage to open my eyes and my dad grabs something off the bed and I realise its the carkeys.. he drags me by the hair to the window and screams "VAAI!!!!VA'AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!" lmao .. I look out and the car smashed through out gate and the mailbox was hanging off the side mirror LMFAO I try to yell out it wasnt me and my bro goes "dont fight it sis, the keys were on your bed" LMFAO man I got the beats of my life.. my dad was going HAM with his belt while my mum was chuckin my stuff on my drawer at my head and slappin my legs haha

was literally crawlin round the rest of the day ...brother goes afterwards, "thanx g, i sooo didnt wanna take that one" hahhaha bastard!!!
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Window Licker » Wed Sep 26, 2012 2:37 am

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Grave Dancer » Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:05 am

repost?
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby skeetnigguh » Thu Sep 27, 2012 1:12 pm

Belongs in FUCK THAT CUNT SHIT thread
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Grave Dancer » Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:18 pm

get a grip lol
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby ruff » Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:19 pm

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qdBJ1X33rXM[/video]

Makes sense to put it here - it's not funny though, you've been warned.

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dan Last » Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:26 am

Fuck.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Window Licker » Fri Sep 28, 2012 4:20 pm

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby mmmm....good crack » Fri Sep 28, 2012 5:08 pm

I bet that sting ray is a riot at partys. Well played.
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Postby Drax » Fri Sep 28, 2012 8:45 pm

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These would work a lot better if they were funny.

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby dclxvi » Fri Sep 28, 2012 9:49 pm

first lot were good. those ones are a bit shit.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:17 am

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Postby mmmm....good crack » Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:23 am

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:24 am

hes proposing to her ....on krd
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby mmmm....good crack » Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:29 am

Ah, thought it was something like that. Dude looks like a young Michael rapaport. Chick looks like the heffalump.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:37 am

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Agnes » Sat Sep 29, 2012 11:15 am

Fiction & Falsehood wrote:hes proposing to her ....on krd

Not even K rd.

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:11 pm

oh, where then, queen st?

still pretty white trash, haha, hes a good cunt tho, if i can figure out where hes working free beer for phil, but i might not have posted if i knew it wasnt k rd.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby ghetto ninja » Sat Sep 29, 2012 4:23 pm

I dont recognise that area from auckland at all. Never heard of Sin City and I imagine thats the sort of place Id know about. Another city maybe?
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby donvito » Sat Sep 29, 2012 5:03 pm

could it be tauranga phil?
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dead Kid » Sat Sep 29, 2012 6:26 pm

Fiction & Falsehood wrote:oh, where then, queen st?

still pretty white trash, haha, hes a good cunt tho, if i can figure out where hes working free beer for phil, but i might not have posted if i knew it wasnt k rd.

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Window Licker » Sat Sep 29, 2012 7:12 pm

my ex-fiance fake proposed to me in sizzler, fuck me it was embarrassing. its like valentines or pizza hut all you can eat (RIP)
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby daggers » Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:04 pm

Window Licker wrote:pizza hut all you can eat (RIP)


while me and my friend were probably solely responsible for our local one closing down, the one in New Lynn still does buffet I think
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Lamb » Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:19 pm

ghetto ninja wrote:I dont recognise that area from auckland at all. Never heard of Sin City and I imagine thats the sort of place Id know about. Another city maybe?


Gold coast...
Sin city the bar chicks are hot as and just wearing underwear haha didn't enjoy it

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby ghetto ninja » Sat Sep 29, 2012 9:13 pm

Dead Kid wrote:
Fiction & Falsehood wrote:oh, where then, queen st?

still pretty white trash, haha, hes a good cunt tho, if i can figure out where hes working free beer for phil, but i might not have posted if i knew it wasnt k rd.

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Sun Sep 30, 2012 12:55 pm

Lamb wrote:
ghetto ninja wrote:I dont recognise that area from auckland at all. Never heard of Sin City and I imagine thats the sort of place Id know about. Another city maybe?


Gold coast...
Sin city the bar chicks are hot as and just wearing underwear haha didn't enjoy it


haha, just looking at the photo i thought to myself 'that girl looks australian' :baton:
go bucky, didnt even realise hed shot the gap.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby MuscleMan » Sun Sep 30, 2012 4:40 pm

is shooters just across the road? and there's an upstairs tattoo parlour at the end of the street that's open 24hrs?

I remember watching an abo dude climb a tree there and proceed to throw mcdonalds chips at cops. Fucking good as strip club punters kept bringing him chips and brews.


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