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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Craig_Bastard » Sat Sep 15, 2012 6:30 am

yeah it's a GTA IV reference.

Highly annoying when you're on your way to a pre-planned "meet" as part of a mission and you get a text or a call to go bowling/drinking/eating etc...
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Sat Sep 15, 2012 9:56 am

fuckin roman, that cunt doesnt have any other friends
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby mmmm....good crack » Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:02 am

No I don't want to hang out with you doing normal shit I am currently actively avoiding i am playing a fucking game and want to kill shit.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:15 am

oh yeh the source is a anti-texting(?) ad in america, apparently shes not an actor she really did text her sister some inane crap and got her killed, plenty of upset people and other messages, but this was the best one.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby daggers » Sat Sep 15, 2012 12:33 pm

oh wait I've played GTA IV, I think I remember the reason I stopped playing now
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Marrow » Sat Sep 15, 2012 3:54 pm

Is there an ad for that on tv where a lady is on the phone talking to her husband who is driving then he crashes and blood sprays out of her phone? Or was that another weird dream I had
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Sat Sep 15, 2012 4:53 pm

lol!

i dreamed that a certain really hot derby girl appeared to be in a dream to warn me about something, she was dressed like a french resistance agent like in 'allo 'allo.

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Martli » Sat Sep 15, 2012 4:53 pm

Marrow wrote:Is there an ad for that on tv where a lady is on the phone talking to her husband who is driving then he crashes and blood sprays out of her phone? Or was that another weird dream I had


Could be a combination of the two. There is definitely an ad like that, just without the blood spraying out of her phone.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Marrow » Sat Sep 15, 2012 4:57 pm

I think this would make a really good ad if it isn't already.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby akaxo » Sat Sep 15, 2012 5:54 pm

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby akaxo » Sun Sep 16, 2012 9:24 am

made me laugh anyway...

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Sun Sep 16, 2012 10:04 am

...right

well anyway, heres something from my facebook wall, i have all sorts of people on there, mainly for my amusement.

fuck u dell computers fuken shit computers on the top modal doesnt even copy cd to computer here it can ply just wants to cop 2 disc haw the fuck do u put music on this shit
any1 want 2 buy this 2000dolla peace of shit just got out box will sell for 500 ono hate computers!!!!!@!@!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby akaxo » Sun Sep 16, 2012 10:53 am

whatever, the back is funny as. get a sense of humour you pc fag.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:05 am

fuck who wants to buy this guys computer and we sell it on trademe, split the profit
maybe i should just list it on trademe and then when it sells send teh person over to pick it up but they have to send me the 'downpayment' first, ololol
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby donvito » Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:34 am

akaxo wrote:made me laugh anyway...

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Postby Drax » Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:26 pm

Fiction & Falsehood wrote:...right
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby General Mutante » Sun Sep 16, 2012 5:01 pm

I'm so over the extreme right wing elements of metal. They can fuck off. It was a genre invented by disillusioned hippies who retuned blues rock to fit with their industrial environments. In Geezer Butler we had an anti-establishment, anti-war plowshares type and in Rob Halford a screaming homosexual who also was one of the most intelligent people involved in the censorship culture wars of the '80s. I have no time whatsoever for a bunch of screechy, culturally insecure Scandinavians who couldn't write a decent tune if it bit them of the arse. They can take their bullshit and get it the fuck out of metal. It has been there for far too long now. I really fucking hate those guys. May their precious gene pools be thoroughly corrupted as they are living proof that the last thing the world needs is more paranoid blonde people. Whiny pallid little bitches the lot of them.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby akaxo » Sun Sep 16, 2012 6:14 pm

hippie. it's been a part of metal for yonks, like it has for punk, and black metal for as long as it's existed, it's not going anywhere. extreme music attracts extreme types from both left and right to rant about their bullshit. some from both ends make good and bad music but it's all just music in the end. it's up to the individual if they take it seriously or not or care about what they're saying but it's pretty impossible to take nsbm seriously imo. and martial are polish not scandinavian. and, politics aside, aren't worth listening to but the shirt made me laugh when i saw it...
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dead Kid » Sun Sep 16, 2012 7:33 pm

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Re: funny shit thread

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Milky Pisswit » Tue Sep 18, 2012 3:01 pm

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby geneterror666 » Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:36 am

General Mutante wrote:I'm so over the extreme right wing elements of metal. They can fuck off. It was a genre invented by disillusioned hippies who retuned blues rock to fit with their industrial environments. In Geezer Butler we had an anti-establishment, anti-war plowshares type and in Rob Halford a screaming homosexual who also was one of the most intelligent people involved in the censorship culture wars of the '80s. I have no time whatsoever for a bunch of screechy, culturally insecure Scandinavians who couldn't write a decent tune if it bit them of the arse. They can take their bullshit and get it the fuck out of metal. It has been there for far too long now. I really fucking hate those guys. May their precious gene pools be thoroughly corrupted as they are living proof that the last thing the world needs is more paranoid blonde people. Whiny pallid little bitches the lot of them.

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Agnes » Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:26 pm

I like that even their sweatshirts are white.

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby akaxo » Wed Sep 19, 2012 8:03 pm

a bit annoyed right now i deleted all the photos i had of andy's face on things...
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby General Mutante » Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:33 pm

It was because you couldn't stop masturbating to them I'll bet. You could always steal pictures off my farcebook if you were really determined.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Kev Japan » Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:51 am

geneterror666 wrote:
General Mutante wrote:I'm so over the extreme right wing elements of metal. They can fuck off. It was a genre invented by disillusioned hippies who retuned blues rock to fit with their industrial environments. In Geezer Butler we had an anti-establishment, anti-war plowshares type and in Rob Halford a screaming homosexual who also was one of the most intelligent people involved in the censorship culture wars of the '80s. I have no time whatsoever for a bunch of screechy, culturally insecure Scandinavians who couldn't write a decent tune if it bit them of the arse. They can take their bullshit and get it the fuck out of metal. It has been there for far too long now. I really fucking hate those guys. May their precious gene pools be thoroughly corrupted as they are living proof that the last thing the world needs is more paranoid blonde people. Whiny pallid little bitches the lot of them.

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Postby Phlegm » Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:37 am

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby General Mutante » Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:33 pm

Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Violent period sex is a pretty good indicator that you're into someone, I think

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