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Re: funny shit thread

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Cosmo Kramer » Thu Mar 15, 2012 1:44 pm

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dead Kid » Thu Mar 15, 2012 11:51 pm

These guys rule, haha:

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m1-fqYKECg[/video]

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMU-LjPt2nI[/video]
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby aerozol » Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:24 am

That was pretty brutal.
Here's something less disturbing

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjVVNuraly8[/video]

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby niXon » Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:20 am

^ That's fucking great.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Marrow » Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:45 am

So fucking good. They had a similar thing on 'Better Off Ted' actually.
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Re: funny shit thread

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:45 pm

interesting, shame theres no explanation of geogrid
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dead Kid » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:57 pm

Fiction & Falsehood wrote:interesting, shame theres no explanation of geogrid

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geogrid
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:59 pm

um. Hilarious. What did I miss?
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dead Kid » Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:11 pm

dustbinflowers wrote:um. Hilarious. What did I miss?

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Move along, nothing to see here. It was meant to do that. :baton:
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:15 pm

I lack retaining wall humour. Maybe it's because all the retaining walls in Lyttelton look like this...
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby akaxo » Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:27 pm

yeah but it didn't take an earthquake to do that. just someone who didn't know what they were doing and a bit of rain. really if someone puts that much effort into something without learning the basics they deserve to be laughed at and ridiculed and i'm happy to do my bit.

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:42 pm

now THAT'S my kind of humour :P
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby wassup rockers » Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:08 pm

some funnys, dont care if most of its off reddit

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Re: funny shit thread

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:39 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWm8oeUANYI[/youtube]
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby kettles » Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:03 pm

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At first glance this looked like a couple going at it missionary steez, then I noticed the big blue C&B.

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby ZPG » Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:13 pm

kettles wrote:Image

At first glance this looked like a couple going at it missionary steez, then I noticed the big blue C&B.


why is this funny?
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:27 am

yeh i cant see it
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby ghetto ninja » Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:31 am

That Atheist one was painful as fuck, atheists can also be hella embarrassing.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:43 am

there was one about atheists too, its on the link....
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Kramazubg » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:16 pm

ZPG wrote:
daggers wrote:I never visit reddit but

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/q ... w_zealand/

Kramazubg came to see me today :) Ask him stuff.

wat

i kinda wanna know more

Bit late, but hey.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dead Kid » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:16 pm

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkN226PToig[/video]
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Drax » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:10 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MO2XbQRFEs[/youtube]
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Lurch » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:15 am

Kramazubg wrote:Bit late, but hey.

You going to deliver? You get a free one? How was it?
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby bruce wayne » Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:04 am

cyclists who jump red lights, ride out onto roads in front of cars & ride in tandem
should all have this done to them
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:09 pm

Drax wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MO2XbQRFEs[/youtube]

this is similar to what i did off a bmx last week, went over a ramp, the kind of little convex ones guys do backflips over, kicked out the backwheel too far and slammed like a sack of bricks onto the ground, square on my shoulders and tailbone, quite a lucky landing, could have cracked open my stupid head.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Tue Mar 20, 2012 3:42 pm

Risking another biking hijack, but this awesome wee song has been in my head all day:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgCqz3l33kU&feature=share

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Tue Mar 20, 2012 3:58 pm

it didnt look to me like that shove was deliberate, i hope the cyclist climbed back up there with a rock from the river and caved that meatheads face in
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