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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dead Kid » Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:02 am

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby refrigerator » Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:26 pm

the tail drooping at the end makes it complete loal

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Drax » Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:13 am

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx0-dN3giY0[/video]

What a fuckin hungus.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby hamburger » Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:39 am

Drax wrote:What a fuckin hungus.


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Re: funny shit thread

Postby skeetnigguh » Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:54 am

i'd smack a bitch if she was tryna bump up on my big mac
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby the infamousme nigga » Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:25 pm

How many David Chalmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Whoa! Now THAT's a hard problem!

How many modal logicians does it take to change a light bulb?
In WHICH world?

How many zombies does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but I am sure it does it differently than we do.

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby hate and wedges » Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:53 pm

http://yvettesbridalformal.com/index.htm

It's actually amazing. Worst web design ever. Click the "Easy Yvette's Navigation" link if you can find it.

Ripped off here:

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Me: “The logo on your website does not need to be that large. It is not on a truck going 90 mph on the highway.”

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“Can you change the color of the headline? Black text scares old people.”
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby hate and wedges » Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:56 pm

Not exactly a client story, but a job applicant story. One woman, in response to a job listing that the firm posted for a graphic designer, sent a very unique portfolio. Almost the first dozen pieces were mediocre photo-manipulations of her face on other women’s bodies, posing with A.J. MacLean from the Backstreet Boys. One featured her head awkwardly pasted on top of a nude woman receiving a back massage from the pop star. Needless to say, she was not hired.


clients from hell again. i love it
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby stabwound » Thu Sep 02, 2010 6:04 pm

that lady sounds sweet, aj was always my favourite too.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby crain » Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:38 pm

that website is pretty much fax fwds isn't it?
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby kettles » Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:30 pm

Not sure what to make of this, but I laughed so...

Award for nutritionist trying to lower salt intake
An Auckland nutritionist working to reduce New Zealanders' salt intake and prevent obesity has received a top industry award.

Helen Eyles, a research fellow at the clinical trials research unit of the University of Auckland, was given the 2010 Nutritionist Development Award for her work promoting healthy eating through incentive-based projects, and through her involvement with an Australian organisation which monitored salt levels in packaged food.
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guy commenting on article wrote:"no salt.sugar,carbs, what next no eating man gotta eat some meat, man gotta sate that love meat like chicken"

http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/7856656/award-for-nutritionist-trying-to-lower-salt-intake/1/asc/177761

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby kettles » Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:31 pm

APOLOGIES IF REPOST
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KO85Cc1_k8[/youtube]

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby the croc » Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:54 am

hate and wedges wrote:http://yvettesbridalformal.com/index.htm

It's actually amazing. Worst web design ever. Click the "Easy Yvette's Navigation" link if you can find it.




Retards have figured out to use the internet. Worse than Spots art: http://yvettesbridalformal.com/pictura.html

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby xSUSPECTx » Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:43 pm

CFH
"I was contacted to do a branding project for a client who sold fruit juice locally. He came to my office and presented me with a storyboard of how the introduction animation for his website should run: The first few slides show a banana, pineapple, peach and strawberry happily dancing and cheering as they walk around in circles. About three or four slides in, they all jump into a working blender and their juices splatter all over the screen. The last slide is just their logo slowly fading in. He was dead serious."
sounds awesome.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby CFH » Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:50 pm

...???

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby xSUSPECTx » Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:08 am

lol
Carly Ngarotata-Simon wrote:U misd two commas u illiterate fuk. It should read...mainstream, whilst at the same time, ... Who da dumb cunt now. Im bilingual. I can txt speak n also write in 'proper' english havin bn a legal secretary 4 13 years. So im actualy fukn streams ahead in inteligence ova u. Plus i hav a life! I dnt waste my time typing evry leta out cos i have a life! Dum ass. Peace, im out. Hahahahaha

Spots2012 wrote:do animal rights activists vehemently oppose Maori eating pigs etc, or are they willing to let that one slide?

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Craig_Bastard » Sat Sep 04, 2010 8:37 am

lol indeed.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby xSUSPECTx » Sat Sep 04, 2010 8:52 am

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Carly Ngarotata-Simon wrote:U misd two commas u illiterate fuk. It should read...mainstream, whilst at the same time, ... Who da dumb cunt now. Im bilingual. I can txt speak n also write in 'proper' english havin bn a legal secretary 4 13 years. So im actualy fukn streams ahead in inteligence ova u. Plus i hav a life! I dnt waste my time typing evry leta out cos i have a life! Dum ass. Peace, im out. Hahahahaha

Spots2012 wrote:do animal rights activists vehemently oppose Maori eating pigs etc, or are they willing to let that one slide?

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby xSUSPECTx » Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:13 pm

lol
Carly Ngarotata-Simon wrote:U misd two commas u illiterate fuk. It should read...mainstream, whilst at the same time, ... Who da dumb cunt now. Im bilingual. I can txt speak n also write in 'proper' english havin bn a legal secretary 4 13 years. So im actualy fukn streams ahead in inteligence ova u. Plus i hav a life! I dnt waste my time typing evry leta out cos i have a life! Dum ass. Peace, im out. Hahahahaha

Spots2012 wrote:do animal rights activists vehemently oppose Maori eating pigs etc, or are they willing to let that one slide?

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby dclxvi » Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:16 pm

the croc wrote:
hate and wedges wrote:http://yvettesbridalformal.com/index.htm

It's actually amazing. Worst web design ever. Click the "Easy Yvette's Navigation" link if you can find it.




Retards have figured out to use the internet. Worse than Spots art: http://yvettesbridalformal.com/pictura.html

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nah... he's actually FUCKLOADS better... though his pieces go for like $1,000,000 and shit.. then again, some people get paid $1,000 a week to work in an office so why shouldn't he get a cool million for a mean as painting of an evil demon bitch?
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Spots2012 » Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:42 pm

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dennis from Accounts » Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:42 pm

What do you think of that picture spots?
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Spots2012 » Sat Sep 04, 2010 7:07 pm

I think it's alright aye - considering it looks like its just using the spray and brush tool.

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby dclxvi » Sat Sep 04, 2010 11:57 pm

reckon you could try your hand at mspaint art?
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby niXon » Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:18 pm

Do you look at your art often spots and just think "Fuck yeah, that is probably the most awesome picture in the world. Everyone will get this and give me praise for how awesome an artist I am, so glad Mum pushed me towards the arts when I was young she saw my talent."
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Spots2012 » Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:54 pm

niXon wrote:Do you look at your art often spots and just think "Fuck yeah, that is probably the most awesome picture in the world. Everyone will get this and give me praise for how awesome an artist I am, so glad Mum pushed me towards the arts when I was young she saw my talent."


lol. not really.

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby xSUSPECTx » Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:08 pm

dont think anyones seen spots talent, its in his pictures tho, hiding like 'wheres wally?'
Carly Ngarotata-Simon wrote:U misd two commas u illiterate fuk. It should read...mainstream, whilst at the same time, ... Who da dumb cunt now. Im bilingual. I can txt speak n also write in 'proper' english havin bn a legal secretary 4 13 years. So im actualy fukn streams ahead in inteligence ova u. Plus i hav a life! I dnt waste my time typing evry leta out cos i have a life! Dum ass. Peace, im out. Hahahahaha

Spots2012 wrote:do animal rights activists vehemently oppose Maori eating pigs etc, or are they willing to let that one slide?

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby snuff » Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:24 pm

Some of the better leostrut shops

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