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Re: funny shit thread

Postby daggers » Mon May 31, 2010 2:07 pm

a few subtle, wind-blowing loals until the very last second
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Bitch Baron » Mon May 31, 2010 7:49 pm

Funny/creepy old advertisments
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Postby crain » Mon May 31, 2010 8:08 pm

old called. it wants it's content back.
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Postby xSUSPECTx » Mon May 31, 2010 8:19 pm

i love how ben-gay has actual laboratory tests to back up its claim of ....simply doubling the dosage :mrgreen:
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Nerdy jokes fuckyeah

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby skirmish » Wed Jun 02, 2010 10:41 am

funniest thing about this is that one of the girls goes missing, 5th from the left in the first pic.

maybe the fat one ate her, hence why she failed to obtain air in the second picture?

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Berry » Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:32 pm

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby the croc » Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:10 pm

In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant
Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus
18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following
response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a US resident, which
was posted on the Internet. It’s funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I
have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that
knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend
the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that
Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination … End of
debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements
of God’s Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and
female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend
of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can
you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in
Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair
price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
period of Menstrual uncleanliness – Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how
do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord – Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors.
They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus
35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated
to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality.
I don’t agree. Can you settle this? Are there ‘degrees’ of
abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have
a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses.
Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.
19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes
me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two
different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments
made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also
tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go
to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them?
Lev.24:10-16. Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family
affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev.
20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy
considerable expertise in such matters, so I’m confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal and
unchanging.

Your adoring fan.


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Instruction, and Special Education University of Virginia
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby refrigerator » Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:58 pm

hahaha
very enjoyable

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby xSUSPECTx » Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:05 pm

and very old, i wonder if dr laura ever replied.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby PertHJ » Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:20 pm

7777 posts, sacrilegious
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby ghetto ninja » Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:29 pm

the croc wrote:
In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant
Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus
18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following
response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a US resident, which
was posted on the Internet. It’s funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I
have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that
knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend
the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that
Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination … End of
debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements
of God’s Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and
female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend
of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can
you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in
Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair
price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
period of Menstrual uncleanliness – Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how
do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord – Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors.
They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus
35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated
to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality.
I don’t agree. Can you settle this? Are there ‘degrees’ of
abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have
a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses.
Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.
19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes
me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two
different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments
made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also
tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go
to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them?
Lev.24:10-16. Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family
affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev.
20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy
considerable expertise in such matters, so I’m confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal and
unchanging.

Your adoring fan.


James M. Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus, Dept. Of Curriculum,
Instruction, and Special Education University of Virginia


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Postby Craig_Bastard » Wed Jun 02, 2010 4:15 pm

Thats brilliant and shall be reposted on Facebook and anywhere else I care to.
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Re: funny shit thread

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I guess you really need to ask yourself... What Would Graeme Do?

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby crain » Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:48 am

nz or uk?
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby BigBadBazza » Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:05 am

crain wrote:nz or uk?


in reference to the cement? neither. its in Budapest I'm pretty sure.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby crain » Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:07 am

oh right. didn't realise they drove that side of the road.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby BigBadBazza » Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:47 am

one way streets?

edit :

"Ferencváros (Budapest)....... has a semi-pedestrian street, Ráday utca, with plenty of restaurants, cafes; and the inner areas with many new buildings"

/travel nerd.
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Re: funny shit thread

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too yellow.....HAHA
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby dclxvi » Thu Jun 03, 2010 11:26 am

who would've guessed ol' hando would find that funny!? olololololOl!
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby daggers » Thu Jun 03, 2010 5:57 pm

trademe?
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