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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Huey » Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:07 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5PoIrcyd34[/youtube]

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby xSUSPECTx » Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:54 am

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Carly Ngarotata-Simon wrote:U misd two commas u illiterate fuk. It should read...mainstream, whilst at the same time, ... Who da dumb cunt now. Im bilingual. I can txt speak n also write in 'proper' english havin bn a legal secretary 4 13 years. So im actualy fukn streams ahead in inteligence ova u. Plus i hav a life! I dnt waste my time typing evry leta out cos i have a life! Dum ass. Peace, im out. Hahahahaha

Spots2012 wrote:do animal rights activists vehemently oppose Maori eating pigs etc, or are they willing to let that one slide?

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby daggers » Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:05 am

haha
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby chrisbucks » Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:04 pm

http://www.theedge.co.nz/Justin-Bieber- ... fault.aspx

Poor execution. 1/10 on the possibility of being funny scale.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby dclxvi » Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:13 pm

come on, "you'll have to stand back, justin's crying" or whatever was pretty good
Kerry wrote:Then at an old age, the neighbour's dog thought it would be crakup to maul him and he died so we chucked him up in the ground.


Cosmo Kramer wrote:i have full qualifications (john grisham novels 1-10) and i am yet to sit the bar exam but i know i will pass

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby chrisbucks » Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:59 pm

It probably deserves higher funniness ratings, but I've been surrounded by this at work for the last two days, I came home and had to put on some ear and eye bleach.
Could have been better, but seeing tweenie fans get trolled is actually kind of lol.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby General Mutante » Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:37 pm

http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2 ... topic=2557

"as to how it is an unusual punishment: how often do you hear of people being raped by robots?

i'd say that's hella unusual."
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Kev Japan » Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:38 pm

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby InkedScot » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:44 am

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Watch Scanners, good flix
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby daggers » Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:14 pm

InkedScot wrote:
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Watch Scanners, good flix


shot bro, never heard of it
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby xSUSPECTx » Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:16 pm

what a tosser, youre so cooooo... :roll: :lol:
Carly Ngarotata-Simon wrote:U misd two commas u illiterate fuk. It should read...mainstream, whilst at the same time, ... Who da dumb cunt now. Im bilingual. I can txt speak n also write in 'proper' english havin bn a legal secretary 4 13 years. So im actualy fukn streams ahead in inteligence ova u. Plus i hav a life! I dnt waste my time typing evry leta out cos i have a life! Dum ass. Peace, im out. Hahahahaha

Spots2012 wrote:do animal rights activists vehemently oppose Maori eating pigs etc, or are they willing to let that one slide?

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Window Licker » Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:42 pm

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does that say 'undies love it'? :lol: :lol:
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Window Licker » Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:49 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: oh yeah of course. :oops: :oops:
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Re: funny shit thread

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby crain » Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:18 pm

as played out as it is, that lettering is nice as fuck. guess the NZ version is straights. which i'm also fond of.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby dclxvi » Sun May 02, 2010 12:45 am

actual eskimo pie ad from 1921:
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Kerry wrote:Then at an old age, the neighbour's dog thought it would be crakup to maul him and he died so we chucked him up in the ground.


Cosmo Kramer wrote:i have full qualifications (john grisham novels 1-10) and i am yet to sit the bar exam but i know i will pass

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Doombringer » Sun May 02, 2010 3:30 am

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu6fLVkIViw[/video]

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby dclxvi » Sun May 02, 2010 1:34 pm

these cunts do some pretty decent parodies:
http://www.youtube.com/show/keyofawesome?s=1
jersey shore and ke$ha ones in particular - sometimes hit and miss but the fuckin good moments are worth it.
Kerry wrote:Then at an old age, the neighbour's dog thought it would be crakup to maul him and he died so we chucked him up in the ground.


Cosmo Kramer wrote:i have full qualifications (john grisham novels 1-10) and i am yet to sit the bar exam but i know i will pass

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Drax » Sun May 02, 2010 3:19 pm

dclxvi wrote:actual eskimo pie ad from 1921:
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:lol: Good find.


P.S. Straights look fucking cool.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Laser Wookie » Sun May 02, 2010 3:35 pm

Straight Down The Pub

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby loucke = shit » Sun May 02, 2010 4:05 pm

^^ that was an excellent cry! :)
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby xTOMHOGANx » Sun May 02, 2010 9:26 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZjOwCUQLfw[/youtube]

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby dclxvi » Mon May 03, 2010 1:15 pm

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Kerry wrote:Then at an old age, the neighbour's dog thought it would be crakup to maul him and he died so we chucked him up in the ground.


Cosmo Kramer wrote:i have full qualifications (john grisham novels 1-10) and i am yet to sit the bar exam but i know i will pass

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dead Kid » Mon May 03, 2010 4:45 pm

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG06btp7cT4[/video]

'Butt Spanking' song... unexpected.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Window Licker » Mon May 03, 2010 5:07 pm

bunch of funnywtfawesome shit, inb4 old/repost

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby dclxvi » Mon May 03, 2010 6:03 pm

old/repost
Kerry wrote:Then at an old age, the neighbour's dog thought it would be crakup to maul him and he died so we chucked him up in the ground.


Cosmo Kramer wrote:i have full qualifications (john grisham novels 1-10) and i am yet to sit the bar exam but i know i will pass

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby wassup rockers » Mon May 03, 2010 7:57 pm

pokeloals

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby General Mutante » Mon May 03, 2010 10:02 pm

Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Violent period sex is a pretty good indicator that you're into someone, I think

FC wrote:I like that the swearing is removed. That's gangsta.

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby dclxvi » Mon May 03, 2010 11:28 pm

wassup rockers wrote:pokeloals

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none of that was funny...


...so i quoted the entire post.
Kerry wrote:Then at an old age, the neighbour's dog thought it would be crakup to maul him and he died so we chucked him up in the ground.


Cosmo Kramer wrote:i have full qualifications (john grisham novels 1-10) and i am yet to sit the bar exam but i know i will pass

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Ouch » Mon May 03, 2010 11:49 pm

dclxvi wrote:
wassup rockers wrote:pokeloals

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none of that was funny...


...so i quoted the entire post.



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