funny shit thread

[Andrew_TA]

then stop eating eggs

[ZPG]

wat?

[beef666]

Your soy milk shit makes me sick, i'll punch your face in the pit

[beef666]

aint she a vegan, big E?

haha, not anymore.

mcdooooigs

[dclxvi]

then stop eating eggs

wat?

laying eggs is torture for chickens. battery or free range. if people stopped eating them, the chickens would figure out they didn't have to do it anymore and would have much better lives.

[yellowbus]

[Dead Kid]

but any feelings you think you have about what happens to it while its alive, i reckon are false. then again i dont believe in empathy either.

It's possible to care about 2 contradicting things. Eg. you might genuinely care that your partner has a good time and enjoys herself, but no matter how much she wants to fuck you with a strap-on, you're not gonna let her if you care about the sanctity of your anus more.

[Phlegethon]

i would eat a human


but not the dick cause im not gay

[Bernie Galaxy]

i would eat a human


but not the dick cause im not gay

[Hamtown Dave]

[Dennis from Accounts]

I love people from the internet.

[rogue]

aint she a vegan, big E?

haha, not anymore.

mcdooooigs

yeah weed made me do it

[beef666]

lol

[Dead Kid]

[refrigerator]

so cruel/hilarious

[cirE]

damn that looks more intense than orgasm

[Andrew_TA]

aint she a vegan, big E?

haha, not anymore.

mcdooooigs

yeah weed made me do it

whatever, that's no excuse!

[natturner]

damn that looks more intense than orgasm

heard them new york hookers do shit you aint never heard of before

[MuscleMan]

No you didnt.

[[absolut d-takt råpunk]]

damn i just had an intense orgasm

[zeb]

Some real life funny shit. Here's how it goes:

Malaki, one of the goodest cunts in the world, goes off to uni. He flats with some of his (or so I thought) best mates. He somehow steals six grand (yes! $6,000) from their flat account! Books a ticket to Aus. Texts some more of my friends asking to borrow money. Goes to Aus. His Mum agrees to pay his debt. Ripped off cunts make comics about him. Haha, so out of character for him. I hung out and ate some hash cookies with him the week he was leaving and he didn't mention anything about it. I guess it's a good thing he didn't ask to borrow moneys.










from - http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=573687035

[Tacotistk]

I saw the full clip of that lemonbaby gif a while back... they baby goes in for another nom on it after that reaction

[steeltoedsneakers]

even in context i read that as:

I saw the full clip of that lemonparty gif a while back... they baby goes in for another nom on it after that reaction

I was wondering what baby you were talking about. that feels terrible to admit.

[ZPG]

Some real life funny shit. Here's how it goes:

Malaki, one of the goodest cunts in the world, goes off to uni. He flats with some of his (or so I thought) best mates. He somehow steals six grand (yes! $6,000) from their flat account! Books a ticket to Aus. Texts some more of my friends asking to borrow money. Goes to Aus. His Mum agrees to pay his debt. Ripped off cunts make comics about him. Haha, so out of character for him. I hung out and ate some hash cookies with him the week he was leaving and he didn't mention anything about it. I guess it's a good thing he didn't ask to borrow moneys.










from - http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=573687035

bro in jokes don't work on the internet

[Phlegethon]

if you have to explain a joke probably means it aint funny. if you use a word like poos or fanny that means it will always be funny

[zeb]

bro in jokes don't work on the internet

Yeah they do - the pics are from a facebook page

Fuck yeah, let's cut every single joke back to nothing but punchline.

[Marrow]

When i take a bath i let the water get really still and pretend it is the desert surface of arakis and use my cock to break the surface as though it is the great Shai Hulud, the little maker pulling back the foreskin as it breaches the surface.

Bless the Maker and all His Water. Bless the coming and going of Him, May His passing cleanse the world. May He keep the world for his people.

im sure there is a place for this somewhere in here

[Sicinius]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxBJlxb3NAQ[/youtube]

[Tacotistk]

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8nsKXm0JyE[/video]

"THANKS UNCLE GREG!"

between this and dicktowel.com, no one's getting a sensible present this year.

[daggers]

bit racial