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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Andrew_TA » Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:31 pm

then stop eating eggs
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby ZPG » Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:17 pm

wat?
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby beef666 » Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:37 pm

Your soy milk shit makes me sick, i'll punch your face in the pit
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby beef666 » Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:38 pm

Andrew_TA wrote:
Phlegethon wrote:aint she a vegan, big E?

haha, not anymore.

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby dclxvi » Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:26 pm

Andrew_TA wrote:then stop eating eggs
ZPG wrote:wat?


laying eggs is torture for chickens. battery or free range. if people stopped eating them, the chickens would figure out they didn't have to do it anymore and would have much better lives.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby yellowbus » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:14 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dead Kid » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:17 pm

J wrote:but any feelings you think you have about what happens to it while its alive, i reckon are false. then again i dont believe in empathy either.

It's possible to care about 2 contradicting things. Eg. you might genuinely care that your partner has a good time and enjoys herself, but no matter how much she wants to fuck you with a strap-on, you're not gonna let her if you care about the sanctity of your anus more.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Phlegethon » Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:47 pm

i would eat a human


but not the dick cause im not gay
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Bernie Galaxy » Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:54 pm

Phlegethon wrote:i would eat a human


but not the dick cause im not gay

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Hamtown Dave » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:12 pm

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dennis from Accounts » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:16 pm

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby rogue » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:18 pm

Andrew_TA wrote:
Phlegethon wrote:aint she a vegan, big E?

haha, not anymore.

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yeah weed made me do it
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby beef666 » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:40 pm

lol
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Dead Kid » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:09 pm

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby refrigerator » Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:00 am

so cruel/hilarious

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby cirE » Fri Dec 11, 2009 3:02 am

damn that looks more intense than orgasm
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Andrew_TA » Fri Dec 11, 2009 3:42 am

rogue wrote:
Andrew_TA wrote:
Phlegethon wrote:aint she a vegan, big E?

haha, not anymore.

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yeah weed made me do it

whatever, that's no excuse!
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby natturner » Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:28 am

cirE wrote:damn that looks more intense than orgasm



heard them new york hookers do shit you aint never heard of before

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby MuscleMan » Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:35 am

No you didnt.

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby [absolut d-takt råpunk] » Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:12 am

Dead Kid wrote:Image


cirE wrote:damn i just had an intense orgasm
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby zeb » Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:39 pm

Some real life funny shit. Here's how it goes:

Malaki, one of the goodest cunts in the world, goes off to uni. He flats with some of his (or so I thought) best mates. He somehow steals six grand (yes! $6,000) from their flat account! Books a ticket to Aus. Texts some more of my friends asking to borrow money. Goes to Aus. His Mum agrees to pay his debt. Ripped off cunts make comics about him. Haha, so out of character for him. I hung out and ate some hash cookies with him the week he was leaving and he didn't mention anything about it. I guess it's a good thing he didn't ask to borrow moneys.


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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Tacotistk » Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:37 pm

I saw the full clip of that lemonbaby gif a while back... they baby goes in for another nom on it after that reaction
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby steeltoedsneakers » Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:00 pm

even in context i read that as:
Tacotistk wrote:I saw the full clip of that lemonparty gif a while back... they baby goes in for another nom on it after that reaction


I was wondering what baby you were talking about. that feels terrible to admit.
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby ZPG » Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:39 pm

zeb wrote:Some real life funny shit. Here's how it goes:

Malaki, one of the goodest cunts in the world, goes off to uni. He flats with some of his (or so I thought) best mates. He somehow steals six grand (yes! $6,000) from their flat account! Books a ticket to Aus. Texts some more of my friends asking to borrow money. Goes to Aus. His Mum agrees to pay his debt. Ripped off cunts make comics about him. Haha, so out of character for him. I hung out and ate some hash cookies with him the week he was leaving and he didn't mention anything about it. I guess it's a good thing he didn't ask to borrow moneys.


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bro in jokes don't work on the internet
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Phlegethon » Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:31 am

if you have to explain a joke probably means it aint funny. if you use a word like poos or fanny that means it will always be funny

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby zeb » Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:31 pm

ZPG wrote:bro in jokes don't work on the internet

Yeah they do - the pics are from a facebook page :wink:

Fuck yeah, let's cut every single joke back to nothing but punchline. 0X

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Marrow » Sat Dec 12, 2009 7:36 pm

When i take a bath i let the water get really still and pretend it is the desert surface of arakis and use my cock to break the surface as though it is the great Shai Hulud, the little maker pulling back the foreskin as it breaches the surface.

Bless the Maker and all His Water. Bless the coming and going of Him, May His passing cleanse the world. May He keep the world for his people.

im sure there is a place for this somewhere in here :lol:
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Sicinius » Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:30 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxBJlxb3NAQ[/youtube]
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Re: funny shit thread

Postby Tacotistk » Sun Dec 13, 2009 2:59 pm

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8nsKXm0JyE[/video]

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Re: funny shit thread

Postby daggers » Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:43 pm

bit racial

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