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what would you do..

Postby rogue » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:16 pm

If a creepy psycho who is obsessed with your flatmate turned up and wouldn't leave your house.

Then when you make your flatmate kick her out, she goes psycho and keeps coming back?

Plus I think she has a key to our house.
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Postby MuscleMan » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:18 pm

time to get a rotty.

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Postby cirE » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:18 pm

have seks with her?
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Postby Bernie Galaxy » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:19 pm

Lock your self in your own room and dont come out Ever!


..Ps i thought you were quiting.. the retards havent been posting much lately,,,...well... actually..

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Postby Bernie Galaxy » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:21 pm

I take that last statment back.

the retards are most deffinatally still here.

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Postby Bullion » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:25 pm

restraining order?

thats pretty serious though

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Postby Huey » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:28 pm

have seks with her?


Im going to second that. I donno,

"what would you do if your son was at home,
Crying all alone on the bedroom floor coz he's hungry?
And the only way to feed him is to sleep wit a man,
For a little bit of money, and his Daddy's gone somewhere,
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Postby chrisbucks » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:36 pm

tell your flatmate to move out, or take his chump somewhere else.
‹Rob Anybody› yeh that is an implied threat... an almost threat, god you need to research what a threat is you spinless waterballon man


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Postby miss heart » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:38 pm

Change the locks?
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Postby Milky Pisswit » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:40 pm

Kick her in the balls. If that doesn't work, tie her down and extract her fallopian tubes via her nasal cavity.

If she doesn't get the message after the treatment, try convincing her that she is a Panda, that you are a centipede and that stabbing grapes bleed heaps x 10.

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Postby death » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:41 pm

Kill her.

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Postby rogue » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:42 pm

B wrote:Lock your self in your own room and dont come out Ever!

yeah i am, i can't go to the toilet, watch tv, eat... atleast I have the internet.

B wrote:..Ps i thought you were quiting.. the retards havent been posting much lately,,,...well... actually..


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Postby Bernie Galaxy » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:52 pm

ahhh its jokes like that that help make punkas what it is...

i do have a thing for terrible photoshop though,,,

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Postby cirE » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:55 pm

rogue wrote:
B wrote:Lock your self in your own room and dont come out Ever!

yeah i am, i can't go to the toilet, watch tv, eat... atleast I have the internet.

...not far from the truth, for some certain individual's existance :?






























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Postby rogue » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:55 pm

my photo shop one was better.
then photoshop crapped out
i almost cried.

so thats a combination of paint and powerpoint.
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Postby Bernie Galaxy » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:07 pm

Oh Rigght!@

Paint Rocks!

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Postby rogue » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:09 pm

yeah
i set my mate haley onto her, now shes crying and shit in the lounge. Apparently I'm a total bitch for kicking her out, she keeps writing these creepy letters too.

It's actually real weird, like not normal human behaviour.
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Postby Bullion » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:12 pm

maybe you could be nice and try help her resolve her problems, so that she isnt a mess.

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Postby cirE » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:14 pm

give her a hug
(if she bites then kick her)
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Postby Bullion » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:28 pm

rogue wrote:like not normal human behaviour.


and could you explain what this is

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Postby Caliban » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:34 pm

what exactly is this person doing?

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Postby HTDS » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:39 pm

Ohhhh is this the girl you want me to bash?
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Postby yvon » Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:53 pm

rogue wrote:Image


Fuck thats great! Gets my vote for post of the day.


About this chick? Do everyone a favour, put her in a box and send her to Caliban.
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Postby Huey » Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:47 pm

lolz

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Postby rogue » Thu Jun 23, 2005 8:05 am

yvon wrote:
rogue wrote:Image


Fuck thats great! Gets my vote for post of the day.


About this chick? Do everyone a favour, put her in a box and send her to Caliban.
:lol:


i would not set her upon my worst enemy, bullion.

she just wont fucking leave

its like that song the cat came back.
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Postby Soulreaper » Thu Jun 23, 2005 8:35 am

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I'll sort her out for you :twisted:
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Postby Bullion » Thu Jun 23, 2005 8:58 am

rogue wrote:i would not set her upon my worst enemy, bullion.


:cry:
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Postby Caliban » Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:27 am

shut up yvon.

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Postby Caliban » Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:48 am

and oh yeah i'd get the police involved on this one. they'll be able to get her help.

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Postby PertHJ » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:28 am

haha caliban
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