Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

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Your fiance of 1 year says "me or the dog you've had for 7years"

ditch the chick
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ditch the dog
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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby bruce wayne » Sat May 23, 2020 12:13 pm

Rachel hunter said to rod stewart that it's her or his toy train set....he said the doors that way

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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby Max » Sun May 24, 2020 12:50 pm

Yep, toy train set every time. First it's the toy train set, then it's the alcohol, then it's the weed, then it's your punk records, then it's your pet ferret, then it's those friends of yours she doesn't like, then it's that work you do organizing gigs, then it's your family.... basically everything that makes you you. Never accept ultimatums on a relationship.

Edit: Wow, that's not just any old train set. https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-50403561

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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby bruce wayne » Tue May 26, 2020 10:05 pm

Max wrote: then it's those friends of yours she doesn't like,


yeah that was another of rachels gripes, she didn't like all his rocker mates as she put it

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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby Max » Thu May 28, 2020 4:19 pm

To be fair her side of it was that after she married him she had no life/friends of her own, everything was geared around him and his rockstarness. He should probably have given her a bit more room to do modelling and shit.

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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby PertHJ » Thu May 28, 2020 7:35 pm

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Drinking beers, hell yeah!! Smoking dope, KICK TO THROAT!!

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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby Drax » Wed Jun 03, 2020 9:11 pm

Years of reading NZ Woman's Weekly.
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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby bruce wayne » Sat Jun 06, 2020 10:33 am

Max wrote:
Edit: Wow, that's not just any old train set. https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-50403561


fark!!! that's really inspiring, I can really understand that level of commitment to details like that

check this one out

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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby Subcide » Sat Jun 06, 2020 2:44 pm

Max wrote:Yep, toy train set every time. First it's the toy train set, then it's the alcohol, then it's the weed, then it's your punk records, then it's your pet ferret, then it's those friends of yours she doesn't like, then it's that work you do organizing gigs, then it's your family.... basically everything that makes you you. Never accept ultimatums on a relationship.

Edit: Wow, that's not just any old train set. https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-50403561


Plus, then she dumps you anyway because you're not the same guy you were when she met you.
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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby Drax » Sun Jun 07, 2020 9:39 pm

Can we get back to Rod and Rachael please?

I want to know how he took care of the inevitable spoof stains all over those tiny buildings and vehicles. Did he get his butler to clean them off, or did he find they added quite nicely to the overall 'weathering' effects?
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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby bruce wayne » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:10 pm

Drax wrote:Can we get back to Rod and Rachael please?


OK...well rod did indeed once say that Rachel 'ALWAYS LOVED A GOOD FART' in bed
he didn't elaborate if this was a post anal sex ritual

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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby Drax » Sun Jul 19, 2020 11:30 pm

No one cares.
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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby 9seconds » Sun Jan 24, 2021 10:57 am

ditch the model, keep the model train
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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby Dead Kid » Sun Jan 24, 2021 3:02 pm

Send the darl away, keep the railway

Ditch the crazy, keep the loco

Ditch the silly slut, keep the Liliput
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