Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

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Your fiance of 1 year says "me or the dog you've had for 7years"

ditch the chick
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ditch the dog
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Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby InkedScot » Fri May 07, 2010 2:53 pm

I saw this couple on TV and they were arguing about weather he had to give up his dog or she was going to leave him.
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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby Phlegethon » Fri May 07, 2010 3:32 pm

Ditch the dog, take the canine! HA!

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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby wassup rockers » Fri May 07, 2010 3:37 pm

Ditch the two leg bitch and take the four leg bitch! SHEEEEZZZAAH! :fist: :fist: :fist: 0X :drinking: :angel: :)
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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby xSUSPECTx » Fri May 07, 2010 3:38 pm

take the bitch back to the pound, keep the dog.
Carly Ngarotata-Simon wrote:U misd two commas u illiterate fuk. It should read...mainstream, whilst at the same time, ... Who da dumb cunt now. Im bilingual. I can txt speak n also write in 'proper' english havin bn a legal secretary 4 13 years. So im actualy fukn streams ahead in inteligence ova u. Plus i hav a life! I dnt waste my time typing evry leta out cos i have a life! Dum ass. Peace, im out. Hahahahaha

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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby Livestock » Fri May 07, 2010 3:39 pm

Cue thread full of inane comments because a biTcH HaS TwO mEaNiNgz !!!

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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby xSUSPECTx » Fri May 07, 2010 3:41 pm

you dont need two bitches, get rid of the loud annoying one.
Carly Ngarotata-Simon wrote:U misd two commas u illiterate fuk. It should read...mainstream, whilst at the same time, ... Who da dumb cunt now. Im bilingual. I can txt speak n also write in 'proper' english havin bn a legal secretary 4 13 years. So im actualy fukn streams ahead in inteligence ova u. Plus i hav a life! I dnt waste my time typing evry leta out cos i have a life! Dum ass. Peace, im out. Hahahahaha

Spots2012 wrote:do animal rights activists vehemently oppose Maori eating pigs etc, or are they willing to let that one slide?

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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby wassup rockers » Fri May 07, 2010 3:42 pm

ditch the bitch.




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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby MuscleMan » Fri May 07, 2010 4:31 pm

First to lick your balls gets to stay.

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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby dclxvi » Fri May 07, 2010 4:33 pm

GIVE AWAY THE BITCH THEN TAKE THE DOG FOR A WALK HEY GUYS AM I DOING IT RIGHT
Kerry wrote:Then at an old age, the neighbour's dog thought it would be crakup to maul him and he died so we chucked him up in the ground.


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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby Window Licker » Fri May 07, 2010 4:34 pm

steve f wrote:First to lick your balls gets to stay.

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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby Martli » Fri May 07, 2010 4:54 pm

Get rid of the bitch and marry the woman.


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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby Craig_Bastard » Fri May 07, 2010 5:09 pm

Get them to fuck each other, film it, then kick both out for being dirty sluts.
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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby General Mutante » Fri May 07, 2010 5:23 pm

Best idea so far.
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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby CowzOr » Fri May 07, 2010 9:56 pm

Smoke weed everyday
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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby Phlegethon » Sat May 08, 2010 2:13 am

this thread is a god damn emotional rollercoaster (from being super shitty to pretty funney)

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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby xSUSPECTx » Sat May 08, 2010 8:40 am

"im gon' get a iphone, everyone gon' be jealous"
Carly Ngarotata-Simon wrote:U misd two commas u illiterate fuk. It should read...mainstream, whilst at the same time, ... Who da dumb cunt now. Im bilingual. I can txt speak n also write in 'proper' english havin bn a legal secretary 4 13 years. So im actualy fukn streams ahead in inteligence ova u. Plus i hav a life! I dnt waste my time typing evry leta out cos i have a life! Dum ass. Peace, im out. Hahahahaha

Spots2012 wrote:do animal rights activists vehemently oppose Maori eating pigs etc, or are they willing to let that one slide?

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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby BigBadBazza » Mon May 10, 2010 6:06 am

make a sandwich. mmmm yummy sandwich.
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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby daggers » Mon May 10, 2010 10:44 am

put the woman on a leash and take her for a walk HAHA olol
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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby dclxvi » Mon May 10, 2010 10:50 am

HAHA fuck yeah this thread is crack up as! CLASSIC!
Kerry wrote:Then at an old age, the neighbour's dog thought it would be crakup to maul him and he died so we chucked him up in the ground.


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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby cirE » Mon May 10, 2010 11:33 am

:D :D :D
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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby Window Licker » Sun Oct 21, 2012 1:07 pm

:thumbup:

i miss archie!
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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby Drax » Mon Oct 22, 2012 4:54 pm

I don't. That guy was a fucking moron.
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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby Window Licker » Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:01 pm

well yeah. him and spots made punkas far more hilarious imho
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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby General Mutante » Tue Oct 23, 2012 1:19 am

I want Spots to be my Igor-like assistant.
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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby Drax » Tue Oct 23, 2012 1:38 am

I guess Archie was a bit of fun in that he was an easy target for ridicule. Damn, I've had such a retarded skinhead shit-related day today.
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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby Subcide » Tue May 12, 2020 11:30 pm

Alway the dog
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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby PertHJ » Wed May 13, 2020 7:38 am

I wish there was someway of tracking down Archie for a "where are they now" thread
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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby 9seconds » Thu May 14, 2020 11:44 pm

we can see if hes punched anyones teeth down their throat
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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby Max » Wed May 20, 2020 12:38 pm

Pro tip for those in a relationship - never say "me or (insert random hobby/object)". Cause it's an easy choice.

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Re: Your fiance of 1 year says me or the dog

Postby Subcide » Thu May 21, 2020 2:05 pm

Max wrote:Pro tip for those in a relationship - never say "me or (insert random hobby/object)". Cause it's an easy choice.


And one of the most truly liberating choices at that
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