Talking to Philbert

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Talking to Philbert

Postby Maleficent » Sat Apr 05, 2014 2:21 am

So, after talking to Philbert tonight I have divined that he is -

•still an awesome dude
• guaranteed to make you laugh
• unashamedly Celtic
• doesn't like Rihanna (I became unfocused at this point)
• doesn't really care much about whether or not Rihanna marries my nephew
• doesn't actually care much about my nephews (he just hasn't met them, yet)
• likes Prodigy too, but fortunately for him, hasn't seen me in full flight SMB mode
• will only ever dance in the presence of lesbians
• still loves Slammy
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Re: Talking to Philbert

Postby General Mutante » Sat Apr 05, 2014 2:26 am

Mel!

Haven't seen you around these parts in ages. I've been forced to resort to becoming a cartoon of myself with the same old dick joke and have sunk to baiting deranged devotees of dead junkies for kicks.

I will agree with Philbert about dancing with lesbians.
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Re: Talking to Philbert

Postby dustbinflowers » Sat Apr 05, 2014 4:07 pm

you've danced for me Mutante
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Re: Talking to Philbert

Postby General Mutante » Sat Apr 05, 2014 4:25 pm

That was special. Don't get me started.

Also see eye to eye with Philbert on unashamedly Celtic. It's a different culture to the Anglo-Saxon. It involves a lot more shouting as a basic means of communication and a lot more fighting and then forgetting about it an hour later.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ[/video]
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Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Violent period sex is a pretty good indicator that you're into someone, I think

FC wrote:I like that the swearing is removed. That's gangsta.

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Re: Talking to Philbert

Postby Lurch » Sat Apr 05, 2014 5:06 pm

Would he approve of Rihanna if she was a celtic lesbian dance instructor?
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Re: Talking to Philbert

Postby ghetto ninja » Mon Apr 14, 2014 6:38 pm

WOOT. MELS BACK
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Re: Talking to Philbert

Postby dustbinflowers » Mon Apr 14, 2014 7:25 pm

Lurch wrote:Would he approve of Rihanna if she was a celtic lesbian dance instructor?

I would 8)
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Re: Talking to Philbert

Postby General Mutante » Mon Apr 14, 2014 8:30 pm

I totally fucking approve of Rihanna. There is nothing sexier to me than a woman who is in charge of her sexuality, bold and giving zero fucks about it. I even created this page to celebrate her topless paddock incident in Ireland.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Rihanna- ... 06?fref=ts
Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Violent period sex is a pretty good indicator that you're into someone, I think

FC wrote:I like that the swearing is removed. That's gangsta.

http://carnival01.bandcamp.com/

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Re: Talking to Philbert

Postby Maleficent » Thu May 08, 2014 8:09 pm

Sorry (not at all) - I was going to reply then got lost in the internet (my own asshole) writing fanfic about Rihanna the Celtic Lesbian Dance Instructor. From Barbados.

Nice to see you all. I really should log in here on Fridays more often.

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Re: Talking to Philbert

Postby PertHJ » Thu May 08, 2014 11:39 pm

*like*
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Re: Talking to Philbert

Postby Maleficent » Fri May 09, 2014 9:53 am

<3 <3 <3
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