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Alchemist

Postby Obzen » Mon May 06, 2013 7:03 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jbtMulo ... e=youtu.be

New NZ metal band fresh on the scene.
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Re: Alchemist

Postby mmmm....good crack » Mon May 06, 2013 7:09 pm

I made it to 0:18. Fucking awful.
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Re: Alchemist

Postby PertHJ » Mon May 06, 2013 7:11 pm

Man and you normally love Metal, Aaron.


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Re: Alchemist

Postby Obzen » Mon May 06, 2013 7:16 pm

Only 15secs? you missed the clean singing bits.
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Re: Alchemist

Postby mmmm....good crack » Mon May 06, 2013 7:23 pm

I said 18.

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Re: Alchemist

Postby ghetto ninja » Mon May 06, 2013 7:24 pm

Jayzus christ.
You dont seriously like this shit Ozzy?
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Re: Alchemist

Postby Window Licker » Mon May 06, 2013 7:25 pm

34 seconds. :/
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Re: Alchemist

Postby donvito » Mon May 06, 2013 7:33 pm

8.
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Re: Alchemist

Postby PertHJ » Mon May 06, 2013 7:34 pm

Keyboardists are always so lame, one that does the girl bits in songs has no chance....then he's in this band :explainittomelikeimfive:
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Re: Alchemist

Postby Obzen » Mon May 06, 2013 7:40 pm

ghetto ninja wrote:Jayzus christ.
You dont seriously like this shit Ozzy?


Fucking fuck no.
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Re: Alchemist

Postby akaxo » Mon May 06, 2013 7:53 pm

got over a minute in and was worth it for a few funny moments
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Re: Alchemist

Postby Hipster_Faggot » Mon May 06, 2013 8:21 pm

When the clean singing started I expected it to lead into a "take your place in the world" Dunedin cringefest. Their bassist was smart enough to think that stepping onto a flimsy glass coffee table in our 7th form common room was a good idea, which was a surreal sight for us stoned teenagers sitting around it.
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Re: Alchemist

Postby No Way Out Records » Mon May 06, 2013 9:44 pm

I like it

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Re: Alchemist

Postby Subcide » Mon May 06, 2013 9:53 pm

The Alchemist from Canberra were much better
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Re: Alchemist

Postby Agnes » Mon May 06, 2013 10:09 pm

I like how the bassist does pick skids that you can't even hear.

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Re: Alchemist

Postby Dead Kid » Mon May 06, 2013 10:18 pm

The name change to Alchemist A.D. can't be far away now.
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Re: Alchemist

Postby dclxvi » Tue May 07, 2013 4:49 pm

which ones dad owns the vineyard they filmed this in?

also, hate to be that guy, but :lol: :lol: at
Obzen wrote:metal band
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Re: Alchemist

Postby dclxvi » Tue May 07, 2013 4:54 pm

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS4SaS57zXQ[/video]

:tohlc: :tohlc: :tohlc: :tohlc:
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Re: Alchemist

Postby Philfy Vermin » Tue May 07, 2013 5:00 pm

theyre good at what they do
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Re: Alchemist

Postby dclxvi » Tue May 07, 2013 5:13 pm

pretty tight musically, but not my thing





nb. the crucifixes being worn by the keyboardist and drummer explain everything
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Re: Alchemist

Postby Philfy Vermin » Tue May 07, 2013 6:37 pm

fuck do you know what would be cool?

a christian band that sings about the brutality of christ.

1:7 And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
1:8 In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
1:9 Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;

mean lyrics right there, fuck the old testament, that shits for jews, get some good evil christianity up in there, all these christian bands singing about loving jesus isnt very metal.
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Re: Alchemist

Postby aerozol » Tue May 07, 2013 6:44 pm

Made it 1min in haha
But guys it's ok because they "define themselves by their message, not their genre"

Guess I'll see them at Capital Punishment, woo

edit: Phil that would be cooler but you'd still end up with a gay 'christian metal' shit band no matter how you spin it

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Re: Alchemist

Postby Philfy Vermin » Tue May 07, 2013 6:48 pm

yeh, i want it to be christian metal, ever seen that episode of south park?
Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red


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Re: Alchemist

Postby aerozol » Tue May 07, 2013 7:06 pm

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Some friends of mine made a good copy of this but I can't find it :(
classic

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Re: Alchemist

Postby Dead Kid » Tue May 07, 2013 7:40 pm

dclxvi wrote:also, hate to be that guy, but :lol: :lol: at
Obzen wrote:metal band

o wise one, hu mr mtl lambo god or beaten da berry in me??
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Re: Alchemist

Postby dclxvi » Tue May 07, 2013 9:52 pm

pantra m8
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Re: Alchemist

Postby daggers » Tue May 07, 2013 9:55 pm

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Re: Alchemist

Postby dclxvi » Wed May 08, 2013 12:03 am

Even Bevanfolds Five
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Re: Alchemist

Postby daggers » Wed May 08, 2013 7:07 am

evan dust
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Re: Alchemist

Postby Philfy Vermin » Wed May 08, 2013 11:56 am

bevan essence
Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red


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