Being a kitchen hand

[mmmm....good crack]

Follow your dreams. Be the best god dam beauty therapist you can be. Don't worry about these guys they just don't share our passion.

[fingers]

need a kitchen hand here in wellington actually. message me for details. no stink cunts.

[Cosmo Kramer]

need a kitchen hand here in wellington actually. message me for details. no stink cunts.

Daaaaaaaaam

working with da man

i dont have a job at the moment i should apply



can you get on punkas in the kitchen?

[yellowbus]

I worked as a kitchen hand for a year and a half in high school. Depends on who you work with, it can be alright / shitas. Learnt a lot of good skills though, so time well spent.

[Cosmo Kramer]

well i can sure you leaith is a top bloke

[Cosmo Kramer]

Leaith, question, would you require, or, your kitchen require a hairnet if i have long hair?

[Cosmo Kramer]

are you also like gordan ramsey in the kitchen?

[bridge.]

kitchen hand was one of the best jobs i've ever had.

[FC]

Yeah, for us too

[Cosmo Kramer]

So ... im confused...again....

some of you say its the best job.

some say no.

hmmmm.... HAS to be one of them.

we need to hear from more kitchen hands

[Craig_Bastard]

Its a fucking great Job!

You get to come in at 10am, wash all the breakfast shit, eat free bacon and go home at 12. you then get to come back to work at 5:30pm and wash all the dinner shit until 10pm, then spend half an hour mopping the floors and taking the rubbish out. go home at 10:30. rinse and repeat.

that was my lot, had 4 chefs in the kitchen I was in. constant full-on stress merchants. Mind you, I would be too if "I put together a sophisticated 4-star menu, and these cunts come in and order steak, eggs and fucking chips!" was a common phrase around the place...

[nicola_yeah]

Oh i am there from 8.30 to 4.30 I dont get to eat bacon although im always so tempted when im cooking it haha

[Red_switch]

Possibly a better job than being a lifeguard. That shit stinks.

[Marrow]

Hrm, I used to do cook/kc for corporate functions, show up at 4-5pm, help prep dinner, then clean cooking dishes, then wait until everyone is full and drunk and clean a few hundred plates and shit once the function ends (10-12pm) then clean everything else and try fuck off before 3am

[Cosmo Kramer]

Oh i am there from 8.30 to 4.30 I dont get to eat bacon although im always so tempted when im cooking it haha

what kind of cafe/restraunt is it?

[FC]

Bacon restaurant.

[[Tim]]

Most jobs suck that's why they pay you to do it. Shit like kitchen hand etc is good because you aren't taking work home with you. Jobs you can just turn up and do your shit and leave are all good by me.

[Cosmo Kramer]

Bacon restaurant.

they have them in the states.

was trevs favourite restraunt from black dahila murder

he said you orders a drink, maybe bloody marry and came with a strip of bacon in it..

crispy.

crispy bacon.

lol

i think he went to many times (he huge)

[Skoll]

Bacon restaurant.

they have them in the states.

was trevs favourite restraunt from black dahila murder

he said you orders a drink, maybe bloody marry and came with a strip of bacon in it..

crispy.

crispy bacon.

lol

i think he went to many times (he huge)

Incredible story.

[Cosmo Kramer]

Yeah i thought so too.

[fingers]

hairnet wouldn't be a necessity but that shits gotta stay in your head no flaking out all over the place. our kitchen is mean, hundred meters from the beach, back door open all day with fresh air, tiny as so we keep it pretty legit tidy. pretty keen to teach someone some things so it won't just be doing dishes if your not useless you can help me with shit. i don't know if I'm selling it. to me its a good job.

[Cosmo Kramer]

hairnet wouldn't be a necessity but that shits gotta stay in your head no flaking out all over the place. our kitchen is mean, hundred meters from the beach, back door open all day with fresh air, tiny as so we keep it pretty legit tidy. pretty keen to teach someone some things so it won't just be doing dishes if your not useless you can help me with shit. i don't know if I'm selling it. to me its a good job.

Fuck sounds great leith.

have you moved?

you have aye?

i cant rerember.

you nearly sold the job to me.

what hours?

days?

no wait i cant do this.

i had trouble opening a can tonight

[MuscleMan]

I would take it if I was in Welly, cooking fucking rulz.

[Dan Last]

If you cunts are looking for someone late Jan/early Feb I'd be keen. Depends if I get into Uni though. Always be keen for the odd shift though.

I was back washing dishes at the end of last year. Wouldn't have met my fiance if she hadn't seen me there. It's a sweet job. Sucks doing it for more than a few months at a time, my back is old and creaky and doesn't put up with abuse like it used to, but I love high stress jobs. I'm hyperactive, in a fast job, by the time you can think, you're done. Glad I've got other shit on my resume these days though.

Thread reminded me to text the cafe I'm meant to try out at next week.

Can't wait to do something fancy though. Be nice to create my own job instead of working in someone elses. I don't mind helping a kitchen run, cooking or doing dishes, waiting tables, or doing call centre shit (as long as it's not sales), but it'd be nice to own my job, to have complete faith in my reason for doing it, above money, and to enjoy it and get satisfaction from it.

*sigh*

[Cosmo Kramer]

leave the serious / deep and meaningfull stuff to facebook

[Dan Last]

Sorry bro, I forgot punkas was now running to the Kalav standard.

I'll try again:

Fingers oi.

Are there any hotties working at your work?

What do they wear?

Do they take it off when you ask them?












By the way, I meant boys

Let's fuck?

[Dan Last]

OI J, CAN I HAVE SOME MORE EMOTIONKONS?

[Cosmo Kramer]

bahahahahahahaha

acutal LOL

fuck i totally forgot about any babez you work with leith.

also, if i get the job, and prove myself, do you think there is room for me to do my own stuff? like a food truck for the restraunt and i drive round (or me and you drive around) and make the stuff and talk to everyone and perve at BABEZ

[Marrow]

Most jobs suck that's why they pay you to do it. Shit like kitchen hand etc is good because you aren't taking work home with you. Jobs you can just turn up and do your shit and leave are all good by me.

backed hard, I'd totally forgotten about how nice it was to have a job that finished when you went home, and wouldn't ring you up or show up whenever they needed something. Responsibility sucks.

also mmm bacon

[fingers]

let me know when your back dan we can see whats up.

calav yes i moved, I'm cooking at in seatoun. heaps of babes and its still winter in summer being a beach suburb shits gonna be unreal. as fas as working with babes go it's a fuckin salami fest, we only have one girl working there and she is 16. future babe but for now its hands off.

if you buy the truck there is definitely room for discussion re: a food truck