The California Burrito Company

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The California Burrito Company

Postby dclxvi » Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:14 pm

I'm not vegan, so I'll be honest...

This place fucking SUCKS. No flavour whatsoever, basically a sack of sour cream with a couple bits of tomato, I think I counted about four or five pieces of chicken, some mostly tasteless black beans, didn't even notice any cheese at all, and to add insult to injury, I've totally got the shits now. Good one cunts, sort it out.

What's more, they don't do jalapenos OR carnitas (the owner is Jewish). Mexicali is better than this place, and I can't stand Mexicali.

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Postby General Mutante » Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:37 pm

Where is this enchanted wonderland?
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Postby Marrow » Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:52 pm

didn't they have one of these in chch within a block or two of the media lounge?
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Re: The California Burrito Company

Postby ghetto ninja » Sat Jun 18, 2011 8:53 am

dclxvi wrote:I'm not vegan, so I'll be honest...

ololololololo
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Re: The California Burrito Company

Postby rex » Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:38 pm

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Re: The California Burrito Company

Postby FC » Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:09 pm

I dont know if its the same place, but the burrito company down here was delicious. Huge amount of food, delicious ingredients, jalapenos if you want them.
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Re: The California Burrito Company

Postby PertHJ » Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:15 pm

ghetto ninja wrote:
dclxvi wrote:I'm not vegan, so I'll be honest...

ololololololo


:lol:

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Postby General Mutante » Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:49 pm

FC wrote:I dont know if its the same place, but the burrito company down here was delicious. Huge amount of food, delicious ingredients, jalapenos if you want them.


I'll back that. Cheaper than the Flying Burrito Brothers across the road but top quality. The seats out the back had a nice view of the river too. One of the highlights of pre-apocalyptic Christchurch.
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Re: The California Burrito Company

Postby martyrdamn » Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:44 pm

General Mutante wrote:
FC wrote:I dont know if its the same place, but the burrito company down here was delicious. Huge amount of food, delicious ingredients, jalapenos if you want them.


I'll back that. Cheaper than the Flying Burrito Brothers across the road but top quality. The seats out the back had a nice view of the river too. One of the highlights of pre-apocalyptic Christchurch.


Was a different company I'm pretty sure - not pandering to fringe groups (vegans), just making dope burritos for cheap. Having a choice of beans was cool too. Miss the fuck out of that place.
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Re: The California Burrito Company

Postby akaxo » Sat Jun 18, 2011 3:28 pm

owner was a bit of a grumpy cunt though, treated his staff like shit. flying burrito brothers kicks arse, kinda different league though, eat in restaurant and all that. the crumbed cheese stuffed deep fried jalapenos they did were about the best things ever.
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Re: The California Burrito Company

Postby FC » Sat Jun 18, 2011 4:29 pm

Hell yeah, that place is fucking MEAN. Mean as desserts too.
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Re: The California Burrito Company

Postby NezumiNora » Sat Jun 18, 2011 4:55 pm

Hey nothing wrong with pandering to vegans, there's omnivore shit there too so why the hate?

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Re: The California Burrito Company

Postby combatrock » Sat Jun 18, 2011 5:06 pm

I had it last night, it was decent. Mexican Specialties today, however, was on a completely different level. So good.
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Re: The California Burrito Company

Postby ghetto ninja » Sat Jun 18, 2011 6:51 pm

NezumiNora wrote:Hey nothing wrong with pandering to vegans, there's omnivore shit there too so why the hate?

Because he thought it was shit and kinda tasteless?
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Re: The California Burrito Company

Postby NezumiNora » Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:33 am

Yeah but why throw in the pandering to vegans comment? Like that was the reason it was shit?

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Re: The California Burrito Company

Postby ghetto ninja » Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:35 am

Because his close vegan mates have been raving about it, he tried it and it gave him the shits.
Its called having a dig at your mates.
You vegans are hella precious.
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Re: The California Burrito Company

Postby FC » Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:36 am

Also, because vegans are arseholes.
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Re: The California Burrito Company

Postby General Mutante » Sun Jun 19, 2011 1:48 pm

Also because you cry at the slightest provocation and your bitter salty tears are good for our ageing complexions.
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Re: The California Burrito Company

Postby martyrdamn » Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:07 pm

NezumiNora wrote:Yeah but why throw in the pandering to vegans comment? Like that was the reason it was shit?


mainly just trolling, but also because it cracks me up (as an ex-vegetarian & vegan) how people will buzz out on how 'omgz so good' something is just because its vegan, when objectively its kind of second rate.
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Re: The California Burrito Company

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:10 pm

as a non/ex(kinda)-vegan i hate how vegans rave on crap food, some of the best shit ive ever eaten(some of the best ive ever made too) was vegan, but some of the shit vegans blibber on about is lame in the extreme, sure vegan food can be hard to pull off when youre competing with a meat version, but thats no excuse for unwarranted positivity.
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Re: The California Burrito Company

Postby Livestock » Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:37 pm

It's been a good 6 odd months since the last 15 page vege vs meat thread, I guess we're due another huh.

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Re: The California Burrito Company

Postby rex » Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:43 pm

bacon,steaks,chicken wings,lamb chops>gay vegan food.

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Re: The California Burrito Company

Postby Ouch » Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:51 pm

Pork belly.

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Re: The California Burrito Company

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:55 pm

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Re: The California Burrito Company

Postby rex » Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:02 pm

Ouch wrote:Pork belly.


haha

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Re: The California Burrito Company

Postby Andrew_TA » Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:33 pm

ex vegans are worse than current vegans
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Re: The California Burrito Company

Postby martyrdamn » Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:35 pm

Andrew_TA wrote:ex vegans are worse than current vegans


IF YOU'RE NOT VEGAN NOW, YOU NEVER WERE.
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Re: The California Burrito Company

Postby General Mutante » Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:39 pm

Pork belly is all good if you cook it right. My ma grew up on it. Nana called it Pig Tit In Treacle. The missus and I went through a phase of getting it because it was cheap, but then she burned her hand on hot fat so we've gone off it now.
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Re: The California Burrito Company

Postby toothbrush » Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:10 pm

PertHJ wrote:
ghetto ninja wrote:
dclxvi wrote:I'm not vegan, so I'll be honest...

ololololololo


:lol:

Rialto mexican is the winner for me, the crazy half persian half mexican lady is awesome


that place rules

Ouch wrote:Pork belly.


flatmate is cooking that right now haha

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Re: The California Burrito Company

Postby Grave Dancer » Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:09 pm

whale meat with shaved puffin please
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