Tauranga Music Sux... (zine)

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Tauranga Music Sux... (zine)

Postby keith » Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:15 pm

Got this zine from a cd shop in Tauranga called Tracs. Was wondering if anyone here knows who wrote it as the person who did it hasn't signed their name to it. Quite genius, dude aces how shit the bands/venues/fans are here. Front cover is a naked due shitting out Mt Maunganui. Think he knocks my band a couple of times, but thats ok we are pretty lame but then again we do come from Tauranga. Though I would like to rebutt to a couple of points that i think he missed on, sour grapes? nah. So yeah if anyone has an inkling to this funny bugger is then let me know.

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Postby Hipster_Faggot » Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:00 pm

I have an inkling that you wrote it
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Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:18 pm

whats your band mystery man?
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Postby jont420 » Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:17 am

ol keithy

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Postby car_battery15 » Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:26 am

This zine is great. What is the name of your band he is mocking? I didnt pick up on that point.

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Postby Cosmo Kramer » Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:44 am

car_battery15


:lol:

what a awesome username

fuck its funny what some people sign up to this board for
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Re: Tauranga Music Sux... (zine)

Postby keith » Tue Apr 26, 2011 12:17 pm

I think when he says that 'whether you are in one of the many "I was a bullied geek in high school but now i'm a respected tough guy because i have long hair and an ill kept goatee " death metal bands he's maybe referring to mine 'Ventricle'. Could be over reaching in terms of our importance though, haven't been round very long . Found a facebook page for the zine so i'll hit the dude up myself.

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Postby Cosmo Kramer » Tue Apr 26, 2011 12:35 pm

keith wrote:I think when he says that 'whether you are in one of the many "I was a bullied geek in high school but now i'm a respected tough guy because i have long hair and an ill kept goatee " death metal bands he's maybe referring to mine 'Ventricle'. Could be over reaching in terms of our importance though, haven't been round very long . Found a facebook page for the zine so i'll hit the dude up myself.



whats the link to the Zine?

maybe he's talking about someone else.

were you a bullied geek in high school? If so, then chances are he's talking about you?

are you gonna get him?
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Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:35 pm

hmmmmm
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Postby Cosmo Kramer » Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:36 pm

arnt you from tauranga phill ?
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Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:39 pm

Tauranga Music Sux... Issue #1 available at Tracs, Devenport Rd, Tauranga. $1.
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Every music scene has some unspoken unifying bond. Seattle had a bunch of moaning, long haired poofs too gay to actually cut trees but still wearing logging attire playing a mix of punk and metal that eventually got diluted into the wank that is now known as Pearl Jam. L.A’s, semi, NO! fully retarded big haired, get laid psuedo musicians pumped out a party hard brand of metal that appealed to fat chicks and fags and sucks to this day and will continue to suck in perpetuity. In Manchester everyone called each other geezer and played in dance infused bands that would later go on to influence Oasis – cunts. No one had clothes in San Francisco and they all wore crabs in their pubic hair. Closer to home; Auckland bands wear Miley Cyrus jeans and think they’ve made it when their Kings of Leon sounding music video of them looking pensive in fedoras gets played on C4 and some fat chick at one of their concerts offers the lead singer a hand job ignoring the fact that C4 sucks and the chicks fat and a whore who would give your mum a hand job if she were in a band and a fedora. Wellington has a real bad infestation of gluten free, dairy free, taste free, talent free, muffin eating, cardigan wearing, bicycle riding, environment saving, miserable, liberal, pretentious hipsters playing a wide range of music that all manages to sound the same – ball-less and soul-less. Dunedins got history. All the bands in Christchurch have been crushed or are playing in a seismic crater. And Taurangas musicians are no exception….what’s their ‘unspoken, unifying bond’ you ask? Well Tauranga music just plain sucks….. (read less)


$1? i think youve priced yourself outta the market keith.
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Postby Cosmo Kramer » Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:47 pm

where you get that from.

post the link
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Postby Dick Dynamite » Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:07 pm

So, car battery, keith, and the anonymous author of that rag are all in fact the same person right?

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Postby mark tyler » Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:23 pm

Fiction & Falsehood wrote:Every music scene has some unspoken unifying bond. Seattle had a bunch of moaning, long haired poofs too gay to actually cut trees but still wearing logging attire playing a mix of punk and metal that eventually got diluted into the wank that is now known as Pearl Jam. L.A’s, semi, NO! fully retarded big haired, get laid psuedo musicians pumped out a party hard brand of metal that appealed to fat chicks and fags and sucks to this day and will continue to suck in perpetuity. In Manchester everyone called each other geezer and played in dance infused bands that would later go on to influence Oasis – cunts. No one had clothes in San Francisco and they all wore crabs in their pubic hair. Closer to home; Auckland bands wear Miley Cyrus jeans and think they’ve made it when their Kings of Leon sounding music video of them looking pensive in fedoras gets played on C4 and some fat chick at one of their concerts offers the lead singer a hand job ignoring the fact that C4 sucks and the chicks fat and a whore who would give your mum a hand job if she were in a band and a fedora. Wellington has a real bad infestation of gluten free, dairy free, taste free, talent free, muffin eating, cardigan wearing, bicycle riding, environment saving, miserable, liberal, pretentious hipsters playing a wide range of music that all manages to sound the same – ball-less and soul-less. Dunedins got history. All the bands in Christchurch have been crushed or are playing in a seismic crater. And Taurangas musicians are no exception….what’s their ‘unspoken, unifying bond’ you ask? Well Tauranga music just plain sucks….. (read less)


haha, keen as to read more of that.
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Postby jont420 » Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:31 pm

yeah that sounds awesome

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Postby akaxo » Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:43 pm

yeah more info on zine please, sounds great
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Postby Cosmo Kramer » Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:57 pm

Phil put the hammer down from building those "wank mobiles" and send us the rest of the story !!




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Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:47 pm

opps wrong account, hax!
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Postby cracker jack » Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:05 pm

Used to be a couple of zines in AK in the late 80's early 90's that just set out to point out all the negative's about whatever they were writing about they were fucking fantastic.
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Re: Tauranga Music Sux... (zine)

Postby keith » Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:03 am

Just for the record I'm neither carbattery or the author, however i'll take the credit if no one else is going to claim it. Guy at the store where i got the zine said it was a crusty looking punk dude who dropped them off, thought here would be a good place to ask.

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Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:11 am

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Postby Cosmo Kramer » Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:21 am

keith wrote:Guy at the store where i got the zine said it was a crusty looking punk dude who dropped them off, thought here would be a good place to ask.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

So good.


oi phill post the link
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Postby mark tyler » Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:31 am

General Mutante wrote:This just goes to show that if you've got anything remotely constructive to say then here's not the best place to say it.

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Postby Drax » Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:03 am

Cover definitely looks like Big Bird drew it.
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Postby Nathanael » Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:43 am

So it's Phil yeah?
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Postby Cosmo Kramer » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:09 pm

Wellington has a real bad infestation of gluten free, dairy free, taste free, talent free, muffin eating, cardigan wearing, bicycle riding, environment saving, miserable, liberal, pretentious hipsters playing a wide range of music that all manages to sound the same – ball-less and soul-less.


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Postby Marrow » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:33 pm

Tauranga Music..... eh.
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Re: Tauranga Music Sux... (zine)

Postby sick cunt » Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:34 pm

dude works theres in some punk band with deadboy records..forget his name


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