The lovely bones, a pictorial review.

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The lovely bones, a pictorial review.

Postby yossarian » Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:08 pm

Plot:

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Dialogue:

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Acting:

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Realising the "love interest" is cheating on his girlfriend with a dead 14 year old girl (character is 18, actor is 47):

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THIS MOVIE SUCKS.

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Re: The lovely bones, a pictorial review.

Postby BanalityDUFF » Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:06 pm

just as an aside, wife borrowed the book off a friend and i was in between books so read it. horrible shit.

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Postby xCaptainx » Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:52 am

yossarian wrote:Realising the "love interest" is cheating on his girlfriend with a dead 14 year old girl (character is 18, actor is 47):

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Just watched this (wife had read the book and wanted to see the movie)

The actor playing 'Ray' is 23, I looked it up on imdb after this review cause I thought he looked far too young for 47, haha.

That being said, movie was pretty average.

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Postby deathbyejaculation » Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:26 pm

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Postby Huey » Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:37 am

It was mostly a chick flick imo.
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Postby Fearful_Jesuit » Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:45 pm

This movie actually had no point at all other than that heaven looks like an air-freshener commercial.
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Postby dclxvi » Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:01 pm

I finished reading the book the other day, what a piece of shit. first half is alright, then it starts to drag oh and THEN THE MURDERER GETS KILLED BY A FALLING ICICLE!? WHAT THE FUCK?
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Postby Holiday Menthol. » Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:32 pm

omg way 2 ruin da ending.
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Postby dclxvi » Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:34 pm

the ending ruins itself by being so completely shit.
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Re: The lovely bones, a pictorial review.

Postby Dead Kid » Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:04 pm

Finally watched this now that it was on TV and thought it was good. Enjoyed how morbid it was, didn't care about the dialogue. At least she wasn't dead for the whole story, plot would've worn a bit thin if she'd been killed off in the opening scene.

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Postby Marrow » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:08 pm

Only watched it because I went to school with one of the girls, so was interested. Wasn't that bad. *shrug*
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Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:23 pm

been curious about it ever since liz lemon mentioned it on 30 rock
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Postby Cosmo Kramer » Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:05 pm

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Re: The lovely bones, a pictorial review.

Postby Dead Kid » Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:17 pm

Cosmo Kramer wrote:um... wrong sub-forum :explainittomelikeimfive:

Reviews can go in the reviews section, deal with it. :fist:
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Postby Cosmo Kramer » Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:19 pm

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Cosmo Kramer wrote:um... wrong sub-forum :explainittomelikeimfive:

Reviews can go in the reviews section, deal with it. :fist:



J/Matt can we get this blantent disregaurd for movie review thread moved to its proper home


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Postby Dead Kid » Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:26 pm

Cosmo Kramer wrote:Pauly Boi, its attitudes like the one that you just displayed that will send this place into a downward spiral :explainittomelikeimfive:

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Re: The lovely bones, a pictorial review.

Postby Cosmo Kramer » Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:28 pm

Dead Kid wrote:
Cosmo Kramer wrote:Pauly Boi, its attitudes like the one that you just displayed that will send this place into a downward spiral :explainittomelikeimfive:

I hereby table the description of the Reviews section:
Have your say about the latest band/album/zine/movie/DVD/show that you either loved or hated



then why we have a movie section?

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Postby Dead Kid » Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:29 pm

For all movie/TV talk that isn't necessarily reviews!
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Postby Cosmo Kramer » Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:32 pm

Dead Kid wrote:For all movie/TV talk that isn't necessarily reviews!



so....what your saying is i have been doing it wrong for all my movie reviews :explainittomelikeimfive:


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Postby Dead Kid » Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:39 pm

Nah, you're all good. Your threads are more like a heads-up to a movie worth seeing. Reviews usually have paragraphs, and most importantly a rating out of 10. :lol:
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Postby ghetto ninja » Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:41 pm

Nah all we need is photos of the broads in the film then a long DAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM.
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Postby Cosmo Kramer » Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:00 am

Dead Kid wrote:Nah, you're all good. Your threads are more like a heads-up to a movie worth seeing. Reviews usually have paragraphs, and most importantly a rating out of 10. :lol:



Pauly boi,

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Postby PertHJ » Sun Nov 29, 2015 7:54 am

I just finished watching this as struggling to find movies on italian netflix. My brain remembered this 5 year old thread existed, how fucked is that?

Still not sure why Shane claimed ray was played by a 47 year old?

Anyway, first half was ok, second half was balls. Prior to watching this though I watched What Dreams May Come - holyshit what a piece of crap.

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Postby yossarian » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:58 am

PertHJ wrote:I just finished watching this as struggling to find movies on italian netflix. My brain remembered this 5 year old thread existed, how fucked is that?

Still not sure why Shane claimed ray was played by a 47 year old?

Anyway, first half was ok, second half was balls. Prior to watching this though I watched What Dreams May Come - holyshit what a piece of crap.

Movies about heaven are bullshit.

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Postby PertHJ » Thu Dec 10, 2015 4:08 am

Well the captain and I were not amused.
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Postby Subcide » Mon Jan 11, 2016 10:14 pm

Peter Jackson needs to stick to splatter movies
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Haha LOTR/HOBIT would have been way better as a meet the feebles/brain dead-esque smut/splatter film
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Re: The lovely bones, a pictorial review.

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