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Dude having a wank in the cubicle next to me today.

Postby Samphetamine » Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:49 pm

8th floor men's toilets of the HSB at Auckland Uni.

0/10

Thanks for turning what would've otherwise been a relaxing and enjoyable shit into a completely uncomfortable experience because you're too fucking disorganized to jack off at home.

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Postby ghetto ninja » Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:06 pm

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Postby norty » Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:07 pm

Were they in those weird showers?.....if yeah then sorry bro

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Postby Samphetamine » Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:10 pm

Nah, toilet cubicle. Actually infuriating. I wanted to say "Are you having a good wank bro?"

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Postby Danny-Boy » Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:13 pm

HAHAHAHHA. 10/10 thread.

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Postby Jakeage » Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:22 pm

This happened to me in Chartwell, Hamilton. Theres a small gap between some of the toilets and you can kinda see a reflection of the neighboring cubicle. Anyway I was taking a leak and I heard somebody fapping off pretty intensely, looked and there was this maori dude having a wank.
Disturbingly crackup/10
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Postby Barrel Of Death » Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:26 pm

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Postby Danny-Boy » Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:45 pm

Anyone caught anyone having a pull in the libraries?

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Postby daggers » Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:49 pm

Samphetamine wrote:8th floor HSB


dude that area is notorious for strange happenings such as this

chem block toilets for the win
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Postby Dennis from Accounts » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:11 pm

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Postby dclxvi » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:14 pm

hahaha sam i bet you got a boner and it got wedged up under the lip on the toilet bowl and the feeling of cold porcelain touching your bell end coupled with the frantic breathing coming from the cubicle next to you excited you so much you couldn't control your urges anymore and you started jacking off like you never had before at the same time as doing a massive shit and as you came your eyes rolled into the back of your head and your mouth was wide open and it was then you realised you had forgotten to shut the door of the cubicle you were sitting in
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Postby Samphetamine » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:23 pm

dclxvi wrote:]the frantic breathing coming from the cubicle next to you
Thing is, I didn't hear anything.

As anyone who's been into the HSB toilets will know, the floor is made of black ceramic tiles and while sitting down you can actually see a very vague reflection of what's going on in the cubicle next to you (nothing close to actually being able make out exactly what you are seeing, of course, but you can see movement). I've noticed this uncomfortable feature before and try my best to avoid being in a cubicle next to one that's occupied.

Thing is, this asshole was in the middle cubicle of three. So I sit down, and as far as I'm aware, this guy's having a crap too, then flushes toilet, etc. I'm thinking: 'Sweet, soon this guy will be gone and I can crap loud and enjoyably', but no, he's not leaving the cubicle, and shit has gone real quiet. Then I noticed it, a repetitive jerking movement in the reflection that could only be one thing. The true horror of it all was I don't think I was seeing his elbow moving or some shit, I think he was facing the toilet and the movement I could see was actually the distorted silhouette of his hand, on his dick, jerking.

So for the next five to ten minutes I had to sit there, not looking at the floor, and hoping I wouldn't have to fucking endure hearing anything (these toilets are real quiet when there isn't a urinal flushing or something). Luckily, I didn't hear shit, I guess a totally silent wank is the only way this cunt can bring himself to abuse himself knowing that there are people in the cubicles on either side of him.

At least he washed his hands after.

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Postby martyrdamn » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:26 pm

Danny-Boy wrote:Anyone caught anyone having a pull in the libraries?


my mum works at the central library here, they always find like vogue magazines ripped to shreds / jizzed on in the toilets. and dudes passed out with needles still in their arms etc. also they arrest about one flasher every month.
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Postby xSUSPECTx » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:35 pm

once i was taking a shit in the welly library toilets, and there was some 'if you want a good time' type shit with a phone number on the wall, i was bored and had just topped up so i sent the dude a text, thinking it wouyld be good for a laugh, something like 'sup man, getting lots of cock?' dude replys instantly 'what floor are you on? im on my way up'

never shat so fast in my life.

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Postby Jakeage » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:36 pm

Samphetamine wrote:you can actually see a very vague reflection of what's going on in the cubicle next to you (nothing close to actually being able make out exactly what you are seeing, of course, but you can see movement).

EXACTLY what it was like when a dude jacked off in the toilet next to me.
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Postby Danny-Boy » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:37 pm

Hahahahha. Awesome. This thread is bringing the lolz. However, now I'm not so keen on public toilets. Will probably be a bit more paranoid next time I'm in the public shitter. :|

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Postby Jakeage » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:39 pm

Taking a shit in public toilets is ALWAYS something I try to avoid..
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youre sure to go unnoticed

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Postby xSUSPECTx » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:41 pm

ive had a number of creepy experiences in and around public toilets, not least that they are just fuckin filthy and gross, thats why i generally seek out libraries, pubs and fast food joints to take a shit if im caught out in need.

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Postby daggers » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:49 pm

uni toilets != public toilets. but only if you do your research
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Postby Samphetamine » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:55 pm

daggers wrote:uni toilets
I've never seen so much piss on floors in my life.

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Postby Marrow » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:58 pm

taking a shit in the chch square toilets today, wondering who the hell buys a stack of condoms at 9am..from a public toilet.. (could hear them feeding coins into the dispenser)
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Postby Dennis from Accounts » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:01 pm

shit in a urinal once. hid in the cubicle to see what the first person to use it would do, thought they'd just piss on it but they were more disgusted than i had ever imagined
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Postby Danny-Boy » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:02 pm

Try boys high schools. Piss everywhere. And I'm told blood everywhere in girls high schools... Ick.. Dudes shit on the floors at our schools or on top of the toilet seats for the lolz.
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Postby daggers » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:06 pm

Samphetamine wrote:
daggers wrote:uni toilets
I've never seen so much piss on floors in my life.


where? I've only ever had this problem in shadows
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Postby Sasquatch » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:07 pm

heard a fart that easily exceeded fifty seconds in the management school bog on campus, a few weeks ago. never struggled so hard to contain my laughter.
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Postby Samphetamine » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:13 pm

daggers wrote:
Samphetamine wrote:
daggers wrote:uni toilets
I've never seen so much piss on floors in my life.


where? I've only ever had this problem in shadows
Information Commons. Figures, I guess.

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Postby daggers » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:17 pm

if you can be fucked, the new OGGB toilets are deece as, because they are so new and there are like 60 in each block
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Postby Samphetamine » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:19 pm

I like the OGGB. Wish all my classes were there.

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Postby Marrow » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:23 pm

thread wins.
reminds me of [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYfoElRtlu4[/youtube]
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Postby the ledge » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:30 pm

Suspect wrote:once i was taking a shit in the welly library toilets, and there was some 'if you want a good time' type shit with a phone number on the wall, i was bored and had just topped up so i sent the dude a text, thinking it wouyld be good for a laugh, something like 'sup man, getting lots of cock?' dude replys instantly 'what floor are you on? im on my way up'

never shat so fast in my life.


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