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Getting owned on JoeRogan.net Forums

Postby YouAgain » Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:41 pm

:fist: :fist: :fist: :fist: :fist: / 5

Wanted to get in on the youtube phenomenon and am building a studio in my basement!

Posted it up on the Joe Rogan forums and got pwned

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGwulZ5rVMs[/youtube]

http://forums.joerogan.net/showthread.php?t=91794 that is the thread in question

I know i'm quite terrible but if I work hard enough I might be able to get just a small following yes?

or quit while im ahead?

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Postby nicola_yeah » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:14 pm

keep going, but you look a bit like a muppet.

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Postby YouAgain » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:16 pm

I thought I looked kinda like Michael J Fox how he moves back and forward all the time..

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Postby Window Licker » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:17 pm

will you be naked on your webcam?
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Postby YouAgain » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:19 pm

Window Licker wrote:will you be naked on your webcam?


if your lucky!

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Postby nicola_yeah » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:25 pm

some constructive criticism from an anonymous friend, is to learn to hold your breath for longer, maybe cut down on the bongs? lol

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Postby nicola_yeah » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:27 pm

and adam wants me to tell you that you need a better webcam

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Postby wassup rockers » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:28 pm

just a tip for your next vid: talk with a bit more life, coulda sworn it was microsoft sam that was talking.

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Postby Tacotistk » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:28 pm

give blinking a try you intense ginge
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Postby MuscleMan » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:32 pm

+ 10 Charisma
+ 10 Intel
- 10 Ginge
- 10 Pedo

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Postby xSUSPECTx » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:33 pm

haha 'the next big thing to hit the internet' :?
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Postby martin » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:35 pm

Is it part of your persona to talk in monotone?

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Postby Window Licker » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:35 pm

You know being famous doesn't actually increase the size of yer dick - right? I can't think of any other reason you'd want to be...
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Postby YouAgain » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:39 pm

doing it for the lulz man! monotone is my natural voice how do i fix it?

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Postby wassup rockers » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:40 pm

YouAgain wrote:doing it for the lulz man! monotone is my natural voice how do i fix it?


get laid

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Postby Window Licker » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:43 pm

perhaps if someone was throwing sharp objects at you the tone may lift slightly in places. i am happy to offer this service.
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Postby nicola_yeah » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:47 pm

voice lessons?

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Postby daggers » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:03 pm

Joe Rogan has a forum?

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Postby ZPG » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:05 pm

I bet a life full of failure & disappointment is in store for you my friend, good luck on beating Cho when you rise up out of your (mom's) basement armed to the teeth.


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Postby YouAgain » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:07 pm

daggers wrote:Joe Rogan has a forum?

MOIN


pleased to be of service!

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Postby Window Licker » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:24 pm

is that the fear factor guy? am i missing something here?
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Postby Phlegethon » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:29 pm

Joe rogan is officially the man

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Postby Matt » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:33 pm

I think you need an angle - or at least some kind of original idea.

Put yourself in someone else's place - if you were told, "Hey, you should download this video of a guy talking about stuff" would you give a shit?

There is an awful lot of people on the Internet. You need to do something nobody else is doing.

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Postby ruff » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:35 pm

Matt wrote:There is an awful lot of people on the Internet. You need to do something nobody else is doing.


Quit the internet, no one seems to be doing that.

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Postby daggers » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:37 pm

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Postby Dead Kid » Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:27 pm

Some people do get kinda famous via YouTube, eg. Tay Zonday, who got some TV appearances and a single/music video out of it. His voice is kinda monotonous too. Just getting a whole lot of followers on the site isn't much though.

It'd be entertaining if you tried to sing while getting electric shocks.
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Postby Tacotistk » Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:39 pm

for like 3 seconds maybe....
seriously, like all the people on the joerogan site said (shockingly, a lot harsher than on punkas), unless you've got a point besides "durrr I wanna be on the interweb picitures" don't waste everyone's time. Assuming you wind up coming up with an interesting and worthwhile concept or angle at some stage, having hours of your own pointless, ill considered directionless dribble online for all to see probably won't help matters any.

or, if you just wanna get famous.. just start posting your videos on 4chan. those idiots will find a way to have you on evening news in no time... you just might not like the result
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Postby daggers » Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:56 pm

you could give this guy a call, ask him for tips

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Re: Getting owned on JoeRogan.net Forums

Postby Mugabe, Robert » Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:49 pm

What the fuck do you think you deserve to be famous for? Having an average idea?

You will become famous if enough people think you are funny for all the reasons you think you are not funny.
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Postby game over » Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:11 pm

do a talk show type thing on punk/metal/hardcore thats fairly original, probably wont get famous but with a face like that the only way youll get famous is doing talk radio and if your voice is as monotone as people are saying you got a shit show at doing that as well. id say quit while your ahead.
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