Inglourious Basterds.

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Inglourious Basterds.

Postby Holiday Menthol. » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:14 pm

Yeah... It was fairly enjoyable.

Worst bits:
Taking the piss out of the British - especially with Mike Myers doing it
'the point' - atrocities are committed on all sides during the war (although I get the feeling this was lost on the audience, who gleefully exclaimed over anything to do with 'Nazi Scalps'. sigh)
No boobs
No gays (they could've made a homo kill the Nazis too)

Best Bits:
The SS Colonel
Brad Pitt
Chapter One (because it almost mirrors exactly the opening scene of The Good, The Bad and the Ugly)
Hot French/Jewish chick with the cinema


But yes, it's Tarantino. It all feels vaguely familiar and will end up as a great poster for students' bedrooms.

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Re: Inglourious Basterds.

Postby blastman » Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:29 pm

Holiday Menthol. wrote:Best Bits:
The SS Colonel


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Re: Inglourious Basterds.

Postby hiv-positive » Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:31 pm

I think that if it had been made by anyone else I would have enjoyed it a lot more, but as a Tarantino effort, I thought it was a bit half arsed. Lots of excellent dialogue, tension, and sets, but the awesome was few and far between and I expected more. It just kind of plods along to it's conclusion.

SS Colonel was hilarious.

5/10

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Re: Inglourious Basterds.

Postby Mugabe, Robert » Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:07 pm

Holiday Menthol. wrote:will end up as a great poster for students' bedrooms.


Must agree. Tarantino is more of a marketing machine to sell posters to this market. Not a film maker.

hiv-positive wrote:I think that if it had been made by anyone else I would have enjoyed it a lot more, but as a Tarantino effort, I thought it was a bit half arsed.


'Inglorious Bastards' being half arsed sounds like it fits in perfectly with all other Tarantino efforts, half arsed.

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Re: Inglourious Basterds.

Postby daggers » Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:23 pm

so would you conclude that he is a good poster-seller?
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Postby captain steinakin » Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:43 pm

daggers wrote:so would you conclude that he is a good poster-seller?

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Re: Inglourious Basterds.

Postby game over » Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:51 pm

thought it was pretty good, pretty long and boring during some parts but defiitly worth waiting till the end.

best bit was the bear jew killing that dude with the baseball bat, intense!
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Re: Inglourious Basterds.

Postby Dylan Knuckles » Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:20 pm

"Blablabla I'm an elitist movie nerd dickhead"
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Dunno about you fags but when I go to the movies I like to be entertained and this movie delivered. It had a good story, awesome acting, hot bitches brutal action scenes with plenty of tension and plenty of laughs too. What wasn't to like? I'd give it a solid 8/10

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Re: Inglourious Basterds.

Postby Mugabe, Robert » Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:45 pm

Dylan Knuckles wrote:
"Blablabla I'm an elitist movie nerd dickhead"
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Dunno about you fags but when I go to the movies I like to be entertained and this movie delivered. It had a good story, awesome acting, hot bitches brutal action scenes with plenty of tension and plenty of laughs too. What wasn't to like? I'd give it a solid 8/10


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Re: Inglourious Basterds.

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:07 pm

Mugabe, Robert wrote:
Dylan Knuckles wrote:
"Blablabla I'm an elitist movie nerd dickhead"
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Dunno about you fags but when I go to the movies I like to be entertained and this movie delivered. It had a good story, awesome acting, hot bitches brutal action scenes with plenty of tension and plenty of laughs too. What wasn't to like? I'd give it a solid 8/10


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Re: Inglourious Basterds.

Postby refrigerator » Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:16 pm

Holiday Menthol. wrote:Chapter One (because it almost mirrors exactly the opening scene of The Good, The Bad and the Ugly)

wow. gonna watch that tomorrow to check.

i thought it was a fairly good film. Not the best I have seen this year though. Some real tense scenes that were definitely western vibe. The Jew Hunter was fucking awesome. Brad Pitt's tennessee mountain man was also very interesting, total committed delivery to those italian lines, fairly amusing.
Did anyone else find Eli Roth played a stereotypical annoying jew? Baseball bat + hitler destroying was fucking brilliant though.

Dylan Knuckles wrote:
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Dunno about you fags but when I go to the movies I like to be entertained and this movie delivered. It had a good story, awesome acting, hot bitches brutal action scenes with plenty of tension and plenty of laughs too. What wasn't to like? I'd give it a solid 8/10


Why do you assume that everyone who expresses an opinion with a little intelligent content is some movie elitist. shit, we all go to movies to be entertained. its just some people find entertainment in different things, like comparing tarantino's work to sergio leone's spaghetti westerns, or laughing at swastikas carved into foreheads, or noticing that someone fucked up the subtitles.

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Re: Inglourious Basterds.

Postby daggers » Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:03 pm

I enjoyed the movie overall. at times I even forgot it was a Tarantino. I think those freeze-frame-with-big-name bits didn't happen enough and the ones that did happen felt out of place..

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Re: Inglourious Basterds.

Postby PertHJ » Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:42 am

oh do you know where to buy a poster, a couple of my friends were after them ay!
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Re: Inglourious Basterds.

Postby xSUSPECTx » Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:57 am

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Re: Inglourious Basterds.

Postby refrigerator » Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:19 pm

Mondo did some posters, pretty choice retro style, but they sold out fast. damn art hipsters.

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Re: Inglourious Basterds.

Postby wassup rockers » Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:20 pm

daggers wrote:I think those freeze-frame-with-big-name bits didn't happen enough and the ones that did happen felt out of place..



The one for Hugo Stiglitz was choiice, and yeah they could've used that way heaps more.

Thought the movie was great, good story and a lot of action but not too much. rad

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Re: Inglourious Basterds.

Postby Don Lope de Aguirre » Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:04 am

I thought it was a good film, probably Tarantino's best. It's easy, and often justified, to talk shit about Tarantino, but I think everything came together nicely here. The acting was good, the story was compelling, the dialogue was clever. Mostly though I really enjoyed all the film nerd type stuff. Old German movies are some of the greatest things in existence and it's hard to dislike a film that draws on them so lovingly. The use of plentiful Ennio Morricone music was also a very nice touch, and came close to realising my dream of seeing Once Upon a Time in the West or The Good, the Bad and the Ugly on the big screen.

I doubt whether I'll ever see it again, but I'd certainly recommend it to pretty much everyone. 7.5/10.

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Re: Inglourious Basterds.

Postby shock_horror » Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:30 pm

Going to this tonight. Sounds like only retards think its shit. This theory is enforced by the "there's too much talking" that inevitably comes up after the "that movie is shit" statement.

i'm going to post something hypocritical and wanky when i get back from it.

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Re: Inglourious Basterds.

Postby Mugabe, Robert » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:27 pm

shock_horror wrote:Going to this tonight. Sounds like only retards think its shit. This theory is enforced by the "there's too much talking" that inevitably comes up after the "that movie is shit" statement.


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Re: Inglourious Basterds.

Postby Holiday Menthol. » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:59 pm

shock_horror wrote:Going to this tonight. Sounds like only retards think its shit. This theory is enforced by the "there's too much talking" that inevitably comes up after the "that movie is shit" statement.

i'm going to post something hypocritical and wanky when i get back from it.



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Re: Inglourious Basterds.

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Re: Inglourious Basterds.

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Re: Inglourious Basterds.

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Re: Inglourious Basterds.

Postby ana. » Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:42 pm

Shouldnt have cast Brad Pitt total douch.

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Postby the croc » Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:44 pm

ana. wrote:Shouldnt have cast Brad Pitt total douch.


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Re: Inglourious Basterds.

Postby Window Licker » Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:55 pm

needed more talking. :P :lol: :P

nah... was def entertaining but i felt like it was just tarantino having a wank really... the dialouge was so similar to the way he actually talks - and he talks like a cunt...

where in the fuck were the hot chicks dancing and stuff?
the women characters were rad as fuck, but usually tarantino does sexy - not sleazy - really well......

also loved the messing with history thing... more movies should do that...

no crazy suprise twist or exceptional plot line like most of his movies....

Rad as fuck / normal hollywood standards
could do much better / tarantino standards
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Re: Inglourious Basterds.

Postby xSUSPECTx » Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:58 am

fuck i could have gone to this today if it wasnt for fuckin probabtion.
Carly Ngarotata-Simon wrote:U misd two commas u illiterate fuk. It should read...mainstream, whilst at the same time, ... Who da dumb cunt now. Im bilingual. I can txt speak n also write in 'proper' english havin bn a legal secretary 4 13 years. So im actualy fukn streams ahead in inteligence ova u. Plus i hav a life! I dnt waste my time typing evry leta out cos i have a life! Dum ass. Peace, im out. Hahahahaha

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Re: Inglourious Basterds.

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