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Postby Phlegethon » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:01 pm

1,000,000 / 10

a movie full of one liners, and he rips some cunts throat out with his bare hands.

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Postby xpigx » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:13 pm

heard about the throat ripping action... can not wait.

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Postby your fucking funeral » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:15 pm

saw this awhile ago. Brutal scenes with pointless story plot.. i guess its just
Rambo and I shouldnt expect anymore
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Postby dclxvi » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:18 pm

your fucking funeral wrote:saw this awhile ago. Brutal scenes with no story because it doesn't need one.. i guess its FUCKEN
Rambo and everyone should expect awesome
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Postby the ledge » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:26 pm

The ending scene is the best scene ever in a movie.

From the moment he rises up behind that guy, the movie kicks fucking ass! 10 minutes straight of Rambo blowing people in half with a big ass machine gun rules. Then cutting some guy down to the spine with a machete, then kicking him is the shit

Would watch multiple times more

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Postby snake » Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:24 pm

Fuck i've got to see this

Willy you homo you should have peer pressured me into coming ffs

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Postby snuff » Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:12 am

your fucking funeral wrote:ftwImage


Nah the barret was ftw

pretty sure theres a thread on this from when it first came out as well.
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Postby Sicinius » Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:04 am

I thought it was absolute shite. I'm comparing to First Blood, though, which was Oscar-worthy.
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Postby simon » Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:04 am

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Postby Danny Morrissey » Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:55 am

I was impressed by how half way through writing the "script" someone must of said "we need to make this baddie even more evil...whats worse than a barbaric genocidal murderer?.... I know lets make him a hard-out PEDO-FAGGOT!!1!" and the sound of high-fives echoed from the script writers office...
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Postby presuming ed » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:09 am

this is definitely a good addition to the rambo series. miy only gripe would be there's not enough stealthy shit like in the others. there's a bit but it needs more. the utter carnage when he commandeers the machine gun at the end is awesome - but rambo is at his best when he's setting traps and popping up behind people and fucking them up.

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Postby The Leperchaun » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:21 am

Sylvestor Stallone wrote and directed this himself. That end bit with the machine gun was hillarious.
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Postby Sicinius » Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:24 pm

presuming ed wrote:this is definitely a good addition to the rambo series. miy only gripe would be there's not enough stealthy shit like in the others. there's a bit but it needs more. the utter carnage when he commandeers the machine gun at the end is awesome - but rambo is at his best when he's setting traps and popping up behind people and fucking them up.


I think the problem was that the Rambo I like was more of a tortured soul who was just fucked with by asshole till he snapped and taught them all a lesson. There are hundreds of movies where musclemen kill gooks/arabs/russians.

Though I guess I'm still just clinging to First Blood and won't accept that Rambo has become something completely different since the early eighties or whenever the fuck it came out - I'm not going to IMDB to look it up, so blow me.

I guess if you take it at face value, it's pretty decent action, I'm still disappointed that since the first episode of this series they took out every bit of emotion and character buildup and replaced it with explosions and cheesy one-liners.
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Postby cirE » Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:45 pm

going to see this in a coupla hours

i'm expecting quality violence :D
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Postby presuming ed » Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:10 pm

Sicinius wrote:Though I guess I'm still just clinging to First Blood and won't accept that Rambo has become something completely different since the early eighties or whenever the fuck it came out - I'm not going to IMDB to look it up, so blow me.

I guess if you take it at face value, it's pretty decent action, I'm still disappointed that since the first episode of this series they took out every bit of emotion and character buildup and replaced it with explosions and cheesy one-liners.


yeah that's what happened. stallone takes the basic idea of the first movie and condenses it into a very simple moralistic idea and covers it in hyperrealistic violence and machoism. same with rocky.
it'd be good to see something with the emotion and drama of the first . the next rambo film might have elements of that stuff supposedly.

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Postby cirE » Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:23 pm

there are going to be more rambo films?
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Postby presuming ed » Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:58 pm

supposedly he's written a fifth and is lined up to shoot it pretty soon.

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Postby Lummoxgrinder » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:18 pm

The band or the movie?....

I think both are fucking awesome!!!

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Postby Phlegethon » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:21 pm

snake wrote:Fuck i've got to see this

Willy you homo you should have peer pressured me into coming ffs


Come on blue, dont be like that ... etc etc etc

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Postby cirE » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:21 pm

damn that was short as fuck :x
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Postby kimura » Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:32 pm

haha yeah best movie iv seen in about 12 months easy.

perfect addition,
no faults,
no qualms.

Just rambo at his finest.


gota love how hes just kicking back on the boat while the british guy is running his mouth, coz you just know John rambo gonna show him what for.

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Postby Fearful_Jesuit » Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:52 am

COME AND HAVE A GO AT ME YOU LADYBOY CUNT


This movie ruled. Shameless violence. Shamelessly grooming the audience into regarding the Burmese soldiers as the most vile genocidal pedo rapists on the planet so that Rambo can dismember them with a machine gun.

Even the godboy brains one of them with a rock.

Less helicopters exploding after being hit by arrows was a plus too..
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Postby snake » Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:22 am

xGillyx wrote:
snake wrote:Fuck i've got to see this

Willy you homo you should have peer pressured me into coming ffs


Come on blue, dont be like that ... etc etc etc


careful mate, or you'll end up right back where i found ya. Crying by yourself in the yard...

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Postby muice! » Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:12 am

The moment I saw him fishing with a bow and arrow I knew this movie was gonna be a winner.

FUCK YEAH/10

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Postby kimura » Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:27 pm

muice! wrote:The moment I saw him fishing with a bow and arrow I knew this movie was gonna be a winner.

FUCK YEAH/10


this was obviously foreshadowing that he would kick ass on people with a bow and arrow later on.

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Postby dclxvi » Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:29 pm

small child getting held down and bayoneted: DSW/10
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Postby the ledge » Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:50 pm

Small child being bayoneted, then thrown over shoulder using bayonet was more A++


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