which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

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Internet/Mana
15
28%
Green
28
53%
United Future
0
No votes
Conservative
0
No votes
Maori
0
No votes
Labour
5
9%
NZ First
1
2%
ACT
0
No votes
National
2
4%
Legalise Cannabis
2
4%
 
Total votes: 53

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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby Max » Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:43 pm

Ukrainians demonstrate appropriate level of respect for politicians.

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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby akaxo » Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:11 pm

they should have rubbish compactors outside parliament buildings.

some more policies would be public flogging for littering and of course doing away with this ridiculous pointless election and voting sideshow once in power.
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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:33 pm

akaxo wrote:i have earnt the right to moan about corrupt self-serving politicians of all hues for another three years. yay for democracy!


Ah because if you don't vote you can't complain, I remember that one. Not picking or anything, genuinely interested to know how old you were when you voted for the first time Akaxo?

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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby akaxo » Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:48 pm

i've pretty much always voted as far as i remember. voted mcgillicudy since i was old enough to vote and for all the years they ran since through the 90s.
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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Thu Sep 18, 2014 5:05 pm

Have decided I would like to see a comparitive poll on the day to see who everyone ended up actually voting for IRL, could someone make it happen pls.

No longer undecided, Internet/Mana party vote, Labour for electorate (seems like an alright cunt, you know, been out kissin' babies hard out and that. Currently blue in the Wairarapa, but we swing between them and red quite often).
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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby Dead Kid » Thu Sep 18, 2014 6:33 pm

J, you're getting a distorted view of the world through administrator goggles. :tohlc:
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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby 9seconds » Thu Sep 18, 2014 6:43 pm

akaxo wrote:i done voted today, hone better win his electorate.
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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby akaxo » Thu Sep 18, 2014 6:46 pm

yeah i can't change my poll answer and how i voted is different from how i answered :(

also guess i won't be coming to punkas to find candidates for the new party i want to set up for the next election you bunch of lame arses :(

it is a sad day :(
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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby 9seconds » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:16 pm

how can you not think i would make a fucking awesome party candidate?
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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby akaxo » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:53 pm

i can imagine you'd actually make a damn good one for the sort of party i'm thinking about
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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby 9seconds » Thu Sep 18, 2014 9:06 pm

i can never be in the public arena, digging up dirt on me would be like ....opening a cold beer on a hot day.
my whole life is dirt, i dont even have a career, ive even failed at crime, haha.
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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby akaxo » Thu Sep 18, 2014 10:31 pm

this guy could be the party's patron like dotcom http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentti_Linkola
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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby Tartanperil » Fri Sep 19, 2014 8:31 am

My final thoughts 1: Dear people put off by the "fat German" playboy, I'm no fan either, but he's not on Internet-Mana's list (and never can be); Laila, Minto, and Sykes will be great in parliament - and that's who a vote for Internet-Mana is really for, not Dot Com.

And if you're concerned that Dot Com has control over Hone, Laila, Minto, or Sykes, fair point - except that's just laughable. Can you imagine anyone telling Hone what to do :lol: Besides only one of them is in the Internet Party anyway (the rest are Mana). My vote against National will be going to the party with the policy I like the best, Internet-Mana.

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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby Tartanperil » Fri Sep 19, 2014 8:34 am

My final thoughts 2: I'm reminded of the many people I've encountered whose first choice is Green or Internet-Mana, but wrongly think it's a wasted vote in terms of getting rid of National.

A vote for the Greens are a good choice of vote to get rid of National. I'm the first to lambast them for their silly dili-dallying with coalition with National ideas. Even if they were still in that silly place I'd still rather take the extremely slim chance they shacked up with a compromising National than voting for a party that is still very openly neo-liberal (ie Labour; even if they are slowly heading back in the right direction while the Greens drift slowly righwards to the centre). But that's not the case. Metiria has clearly stated that there will be no deal with National.
The Greens will be an influential part of any left bloc government, if you like their policies best there's *never* been a better time to vote for them. Don't be fooled by Labour's false claim they are the only vote to get rid of National.

Internet-Mana are also a good vote to get rid of National. While Labour have ruled them out of being in a coalition, that doesn't matter at all - they don't need to be in a formal coalition to get rid of National. They can quite happily sit in the cross-benches (as the Greens have successfully done for years) and get things done. They can do a confidence and supply deal without being in a coalition, or they can give Labour confidence and supply on an issue by issue basis. Internet-Mana are an effective vote against National.
There is the slim chance that Hone doesn't retain his seat, in which case I-M votes will be wasted (as I-M are unlikely to make the stupidly high 5% threshold to enter parliament on the list vote); but the latest poll has him neck in neck with the Labour candidate - the same poll that had him neck and neck last time and he romped home on the day with a healthy majority, so it's a pretty good bet he'll retain his seat.
To see Liala, Minto, and Sykes in parliament will be awesome; even if national do managed to win. So if you like their policies best vote for them now, because if they fail they'll likely be commended to the rubbish bin of history like Alliance.

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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby akaxo » Fri Sep 19, 2014 8:42 am

i'm pretty bloody happy i voted internet-mana the more i think about it and the more i see from them. having laila back in parliament will be great.
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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby akaxo » Fri Sep 19, 2014 8:44 am

oh and on hone's polling for the electorate seat: http://thedailyblog.co.nz/2014/09/19/ex ... 37-kelvin/
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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby 9seconds » Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:55 am

hone has to win his seat or we are fucked, im gutted i couldnt vote for annette now.
fuckin fucked up racially based polls, looking at the electorate vote in tauranga is why i never used to vote at all, just nobody to vote for, i ended up giving to the local green, no point doing that, but seriously no point voting for anyone on there... i really hope annette pulls it off.

this shit with national and maori party telling their voters to electorate vote for the labour asshole in te tai tokerau just shows how scared they are, and it exposes something of an unholy alliance between teh two major parties, as ive said a few times, i dont see it as unthinkable that national and labour make a coalition, not this time around maybe, but next election if the small parties keep growing, the truth is that they have more in common with each other than they do with any of the others.

with the possible exceptions of green and act.
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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby akaxo » Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:21 am

hopefully national telling it's supporters to vote labour for the electorate made a whole bunch of labour supporters decide to vote for hone.

a future scenario with a national-labour coalition like that wouldn't surprise me at all
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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:50 am

Oh dear gods, that's a sharknado waiting to happen!
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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby mmmm....good crack » Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:55 am

9seconds wrote:theres a good bloody chance the treacherous greens will side with national this time around too



na guys.




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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Fri Sep 19, 2014 12:11 pm

I was interested in the comparison, how much the vote changed of the course of the lead up, u know?
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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby 9seconds » Fri Sep 19, 2014 12:12 pm

can you tell us who voted national so we can be horrible to them?
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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Fri Sep 19, 2014 12:13 pm

Yeah I recks, what fucking trait0rz ;)
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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby Dead Kid » Fri Sep 19, 2014 12:26 pm

Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:I was interested in the comparison, how much the vote changed of the course of the lead up, u know?

The Google cache from 14/9:

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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Fri Sep 19, 2014 12:51 pm

Chur bowl! *officially changes vote*
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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby akaxo » Fri Sep 19, 2014 1:18 pm

ditto, cheers J.

i went from almost definitely voting green, maybe labour and a slim chance of internet/mana to voting internet/mana. their candidates and policies won me over.
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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby Max » Fri Sep 19, 2014 6:38 pm

I'm wondering if this board would be breaking electoral regulations if this thread was still viewable after midnight.

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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby mmmm....good crack » Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:42 pm

na pretty sure cunts can still talk shit. just no electioneering innit
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Re: which horses arse will you chuck your vote up?

Postby Max » Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:06 pm

but on the interwebz you get people pretending to be just "cunts talking shit" who are actually party lobbyists. See the comments section on any political blog.

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no one cares
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