WHO IS JOSEPH KONY

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Re: WHO IS JOSEPH KONY

Postby akaxo » Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:47 pm

this shit's going to be on close up tonight
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Postby General Mutante » Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:50 pm

I think that piss take hits the nail right on the head. This is some middle class liberals being used as useful idiots by the propaganda/psy-ops branch of the US military because they've finally shat themselves over China's presence in Africa. If they've gone as far as sending in personnel and materiel then it's almost definitely not because they're concerned for all the little childrens. Don't make me fucking laugh. Congratulations to the present day Goebbels who've finally cracked the hipster generation.
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Re: WHO IS JOSEPH KONY

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:33 am

youre a paranoid crazy, joseph kony is a good man fighting to save the children from the evil empire, the rebel alliance doesnt kidnap children, it liberates them from the forces of the darkside, only a pure hearted warrior from the depths of uganda will stand against the big army and defeat the powers of darkness and let you stay up past bedtime.
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Re: WHO IS JOSEPH KONY

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:38 am

i do like how you guys know all the answers tho, dont get me wrong, i appreciate it and only think more of you, is there a magazine i can subscribe to, cynical know it all wanker weekly?
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Postby General Mutante » Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:14 am

That's just the take on it I think is most likely. I could be wrong but if I'm not it's actually quite a brilliant example of how to subvert a demographic that is typically anti-war.
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Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:20 am

who cares if youre right, either way im too cool to get involved
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Postby dustbinflowers » Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:40 am

General Mutante wrote:That's just the take on it I think is most likely. I could be wrong but if I'm not it's actually quite a brilliant example of how to subvert a demographic that is typically anti-war.



I hadn't thought of that- I just figured it was another money making scheme by another fat aid organisation- even if it was one with a weird military agenda. I was looking for the hidden bibles, but that would be very smart of the CIA or whatever shadowy under-govt it is this week.
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Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:04 am

haha holy fuck i was a wanker last night

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Re: WHO IS JOSEPH KONY

Postby dustbinflowers » Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:16 am

it's okay Phil, we're used to your increase in sarkiness as the evening progresses
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Postby Skoll » Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:34 am

Cosmo Kramer wrote:whats the gist of it ?


It's a sweet new way for hipsters and nerds with first world guilt to buy their morality and self-satisfaction while being completely oblivious to the issue and doing nothing to change it. Like changing your profile picture on Facebook to stop cancer or child abuse or wearing a keffiyeh will "liberate Palestine".

It seems to be held up basically by slogans and rhetoric with the added effect of giving people some sense of achievement and importance in their otherwise vapid and meaningless lives. Similar to how the last US president was elected.
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Postby Marrow » Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:48 am

Good post and agree. Only marginally less stupid than people that repost spam in the sincere belief that once enough people do it, some funding will magically appear and cure some little girls cancer, or whatever that shit is.
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Postby presuming ed » Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:16 pm

dude at my work personally knows the dude that started and is the head of this invisible children org and supposedly he's legit as and genuine - travels to Uganda and is passionate about helping people and stuff. another one has a friend that works for them and is also legitimately working to help folks in Africa. 8)

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Re: WHO IS JOSEPH KONY

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:16 pm

i kinda feel like you guys are too cool to care

i havnt made a concrete decision either way on this thing, and im wee bit suspicious of people who have, therefore i have some questions;
• how come youre so sure you know whats going on?
• what should we do to change the situation in central africa?
• what positive change is already in action and,
• what are you doing that you feel your position justifies such contempt?
• are you expecting people to believe you were against jospeh kony's demos?
• why must this be a racial issue?
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Postby General Mutante » Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:21 pm

I'm never absolutely sure of anything. I just go with what I think is the most likely scenario. That's the chaotic nature of reality for you.
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Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:23 pm

cynicism by default?
you work for greenpeace :/
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Postby Skoll » Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:38 pm

Fiction & Falsehood wrote:i kinda feel like you guys are too cool to care


I was until I was bombarded with it.

Fiction & Falsehood wrote:i havnt made a concrete decision either way on this thing, and im wee bit suspicious of people who have, therefore i have some questions;
• how come youre so sure you know whats going on?
• what should we do to change the situation in central africa?
• what positive change is already in action and,
• what are you doing that you feel your position justifies such contempt?
• are you expecting people to believe you were against jospeh kony's demos?
• why must this be a racial issue?


1. I'm not so sure and don't pretend to be, my main criticism is with the millions of people who suddenly do from watching a Youtube and their smug, distorted sense of bringing social justice and change via buying bracelets and postering cities thousands of miles away from the place.

2. That'd not my call to make, and to think otherwise would be proposterous.

3. Well for one Joseph Kony isn't even in Uganda and hasn't been for about 5 years so directing their attention to there seems moot and somewhat antagonistic. Also no one seems to mind the fact that the Ugandan government is responsible for as many atrocities, rapes and killings, the main difference is that they have US support. The whole thing seems to be based on emotional blackmail rather than logic, it's been going on before Kony and will continue to go on after if Kony is the only person this whole thing is directed at.

4. Nothing other than having to listen to/being constantly bombarded with half arsed rhetoric.

5. First demo is cool, I have the cassette limited to 20. After that he sold out.

6. Why are you making it a racial issue?

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Postby Marrow » Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:46 pm

Also someone somewhere said that the solution would be providing US weaponry to the African military, or something along those lines. Pretty sure that every time that has been done it's ended badly, especially in volatile nations where today's government/army are tomorrow's rebels etc
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Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:49 pm

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Postby Cosmo Kramer » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:02 pm

and this is also interesting - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiuHdUkuRi0
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Postby arkie » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:11 pm

Ah, sabrina.

She has such an impressive rack.

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Postby Cosmo Kramer » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:18 pm

arkie wrote:Ah, sabrina.

She has such an impressive rack.


she is mezmorizing
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Re: WHO IS JOSEPH KONY

Postby arkie » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:23 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaTLsyw4u1M[/youtube]

So you dig this too? it combines quite a few things you seem to like; Brazilians, Children and 90's pop

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Re: WHO IS JOSEPH KONY

Postby Cosmo Kramer » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:28 pm

arkie wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaTLsyw4u1M[/youtube]

So you dig this too? it combines quite a few things you seem to like; Brazilians, Children and 90's pop



havent heard of it

caNT LISTEN TO LOUD DONT HAVE MY HEAD PHONES. whoops caps

but i like what i see

see if they sent people like her and sabrina to where ever this joseph kony fellow is im sure all wars would stop
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Re: WHO IS JOSEPH KONY

Postby niXon » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:31 pm

Already dead on facebook. One day wonder. Next.
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Re: WHO IS JOSEPH KONY

Postby Cosmo Kramer » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:34 pm

what is?

J.K ?

i havent seen it yet... should i ?

saw that it was on a big skate website
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Re: WHO IS JOSEPH KONY

Postby arkie » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:37 pm

Go Wanktivism! We have all the answers.

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Hotter teachers.
'Cause if the teachers are crazy smoking-ass hot, kids will study more.
And plus we'll get them boob jobs.

Who, the teachers?


Yeah, or high-school chicks, too, if they want them.
Or whoever.
You know, big, fat-ass, double D's FOR EVERYBODY.

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Re: WHO IS JOSEPH KONY

Postby Cosmo Kramer » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:38 pm

arkie wrote:Go Wanktivism! We have all the answers.

Wanktivism Policy on Education Reform
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Hotter teachers.
'Cause if the teachers are crazy smoking-ass hot, kids will study more.
And plus we'll get them boob jobs.

Who, the teachers?


Yeah, or high-school chicks, too, if they want them.
Or whoever.
You know, big, fat-ass, double D's FOR EVERYBODY.




oh my fucken god

hooooooooooooooooooolycowohmygod
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Re: WHO IS JOSEPH KONY

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:41 pm

actually hot teachers make kids study less
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Re: WHO IS JOSEPH KONY

Postby Cosmo Kramer » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:43 pm

Fiction & Falsehood wrote:actually hot teachers make kids study less


unless you are gay

but then you might get

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(lol maybe i shouldnt have looked for hot male teacher at work with the safe search off :baton: )
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