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Postby scott penk » Wed May 25, 2011 2:55 pm

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/05/24/2011-05-24_florida_man_arrested_after_female_passenger_claims_he_was_masturbating_on_plane.html

Entry into the Mile High Club - REJECTED.

The FBI hauled a Florida man off a flight after fellow passengers spotted him masturbating in his seat.

Kyle Pearce, 25, was arrested after United Airlines Flight 340 landed in Denver from Spokane, Wash., on May 19, The Smoking Gun reported.

Authorities were alerted to Pearce's perverted proclivities when the 18-year-old woman sitting next to him told investigators she saw him pleasuring himself.

"I heard a noise and looked over and saw his penis," the woman said, according to the criminal complaint. "He ejaculated and got some on the seat. Then he went to the bathroom for a long time."

The man sitting behind Pearce - who was wearing blue jeans tucked into cowboy boots and a Carhart jacket - reported spotting similarly sordid conduct.

"My friend Zach turned to me and said, 'That man is masturbating' and in disbelief, I looked and saw his penis," Grayson Miller said. "I hit him with a book in the arm, which caused him to stop and leave to the bathroom."

Pearce was held without bail following a hearing Monday in Denver federal court. He faces up to 90 days in jail.

On his MySpace page, Pearce wrote that he attended Pensacola Junior College and that his interested are "bull riding, music, movies, extreme sports, girls, dirt bikes,and partying."

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Re: mile high dsw

Postby scott penk » Wed May 25, 2011 2:56 pm

On his MySpace page

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Re: mile high dsw

Postby kimura » Wed May 25, 2011 3:29 pm

This guy made my day. No shame or anything just moves on to the bathroom to finish up.

I like it how the reporter goes into detail describing the wank spotters cowboy atire down the jacket brand name :S

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Re: mile high dsw

Postby The Face » Wed May 25, 2011 4:50 pm

I dunno, conflicting eyewitness statements.

Lady says he came on the seat then went to the bathroom, old mate claims to have whacked him with a book, no ejaculate, and he's off to the bathroom??

Who's telling the truth...

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Re: mile high dsw

Postby Matt » Wed May 25, 2011 4:52 pm

Maybe it was the book-hit that sent him over the edge? Do we know what book it was?

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Postby Cosmo Kramer » Wed May 25, 2011 4:54 pm

Matt wrote:Do we know what book it was?


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Postby niXon » Wed May 25, 2011 5:15 pm

Probably Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code. What a great little book.
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Postby daggers » Wed May 25, 2011 6:01 pm

it was probably this

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Postby Marrow » Wed May 25, 2011 6:41 pm

Like a boss.
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Re: mile high dsw

Postby scott penk » Wed May 25, 2011 7:17 pm

at least it wasnt a book of dudes..

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Re: mile high dsw

Postby PertHJ » Wed May 25, 2011 8:29 pm

The man sitting behind Pearce - who was wearing blue jeans tucked into cowboy boots and a Carhart jacket - reported spotting similarly sordid conduct.


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Re: mile high dsw

Postby jont420 » Wed May 25, 2011 9:24 pm

Maybe he had a little mirror folded down out of the over head and was wanking over the dudes blue jeans tucked into cowboy boots?

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Re: mile high dsw

Postby Dick Dynamite » Wed May 25, 2011 9:52 pm

I think its just poor writing and that's a description of the Wanker, which is pertinent information considering his myspace details!

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Postby General Mutante » Wed May 25, 2011 11:52 pm

Well spotted. You get the star for comprehension Ricky.

The masturbator has been added to my short list for Man Of The Year.
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Re: mile high dsw

Postby PertHJ » Thu May 26, 2011 8:18 am

Yeah, reading again I suppose that is what it says. Poor writing.

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