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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby akaxo » Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:07 am

Horus wrote:I guess we will see tomorrow when they re-open CBD if it survived or not. :?
have been in to the CBD a few times and it's definitely still there...
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby Dead Kid » Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:07 pm

Former Child Star wrote:TOHLG/rabble/mutante the roadwarrior mashup please

Move over tohlgy, it's ROHLD: Road Of His Life Dude.

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Marrow wrote:I cant tell if you also shooped it to say "DSW is brilliant!"

Until I point out there's a bit too much space after the W.
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby Lurch » Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:22 pm

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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby mark tyler » Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:46 pm

All those mutated photos of Mutante just don't cut it, the original is fkn great; road cones and all.
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby xSUSPECTx » Sat Sep 11, 2010 12:50 am

Dead Kid wrote:
Marrow wrote:I cant tell if you also shooped it to say "DSW is brilliant!"

Until I point out there's a bit too much space after the W.

i wasnt gunna say anything bout it being two V's either :P
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby akaxo » Wed Sep 15, 2010 3:37 pm

chch from orbit two days ago. looks sweet as.
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Postby akaxo » Wed Sep 15, 2010 3:47 pm

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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby General Mutante » Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:55 pm

That's right motherfuckers. I'm an extinct volcanic peninsula of fucking owning your mum.
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby xSUSPECTx » Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:15 am

youre the nubbin sized penis of the south island
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby General Mutante » Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:19 am

Fuck up. You are of fairly similar ancestry to me and I am as willing to bet that you're a grower and not a shower as I am that you have orange pubes.
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby daggers » Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:25 am

whoa, defensive. I think you took that the wrong way.
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Postby General Mutante » Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:53 pm

Nah man. Phil is a mate of mine and that's just pretty standard banter.
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby xSUSPECTx » Fri Sep 17, 2010 7:42 am

most women just ask me how i can walk with that thing, true story.
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Postby General Mutante » Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:41 pm

I thought that was just a drunken lurch.
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby xSUSPECTx » Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:11 pm

nah one of my legs is shorter, the one in the middle :P
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby General Mutante » Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:13 pm

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS-itkO9ia8[/video]
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby Horus » Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:52 pm

Yep, Rolf carries that act off well! I remember shortly after that video he came on a concert tour of NZ, and the TV news showed his arrival at the airport. He got off the aircraft and walked into the terminus with his extra leg prop on (prob where he stashes the duty-free loot?) -- it totally had everybody loling. :lol:

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Postby xSUSPECTx » Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:42 pm

yeh, despite everything i have a soft spot for rolf harris, and his slightly dodgier counterpart kevin bloody wilson
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby xSUSPECTx » Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:27 pm

silver lining to todays 5.0 quake.

haha my friend just text me, she was trying on clothes in the riccarton mall today so she'd have "not feral" clothes for a job, quake happened so she ran out in the clothes


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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby Horus » Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:54 am

This is starting to feel like "normality" now. Next thing u know, the tourists will be pouring in, setting up a seismograph in their tent, and waiting to catch a quake! 8O

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Postby Dead Kid » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:28 pm

Avonside residents in Christchurch want to know who's behind the tour buses visiting their earthquake-stricken area.

Action for Christchurch East spokeswoman Angela Wasley says residents have seen at least two buses full of tourists taking photos of the damage.

She says they haven't been able to work out where the buses come from.
Ms Wasley says it's a big concern because the roads are already weakened without a tour bus driving over them.
http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-storie ... e-tourism/

Some suburbs probably made a good spectacle before the quake.
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby dustbinflowers » Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:49 pm

There's plenty of rubberneckers driving around eh. I've seen tour buses in unlikely tourist spots like Brighton and Avonside.

A friend of mine had her car written off by a munter in a 4wd who rear ended her cos he was to busy looking at buildings to look where he was going. He'd driven up from Otago with his family especially to have a look.
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby akaxo » Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:51 pm

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Avonside residents in Christchurch want to know who's behind the tour buses visiting their earthquake-stricken area.

Action for Christchurch East spokeswoman Angela Wasley says residents have seen at least two buses full of tourists taking photos of the damage.

She says they haven't been able to work out where the buses come from.
Ms Wasley says it's a big concern because the roads are already weakened without a tour bus driving over them.
http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-storie ... e-tourism/

Some suburbs probably made a good spectacle before the quake.
oi what ya trying to say there? that's where all my family is.

there's been fuck off big "residents vehicles only please" signs in the middle of the roads in avonside, dallington etc for a while now.
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby Dead Kid » Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:58 pm

akaxo wrote:oi what ya trying to say there? that's where all my family is.

One person's ordinary life is another person's entertainment. Reality TV, tours through Indian slums or Beverly Hills or wherever. An ordinary kiwi street might be fascinating to a bus full of Asians.
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby akaxo » Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:05 pm

well that's ok then
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby Subcide » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:20 pm

akaxo wrote:well that's ok then

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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby xSUSPECTx » Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:12 am

fuck id seriously consider a tour of wanganui, some of those people should be in a museum
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby akaxo » Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:08 am

i virtually live in my gumboots :?
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