Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby ghetto ninja » Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:32 pm

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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby xSUSPECTx » Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:35 pm

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Carly Ngarotata-Simon wrote:U misd two commas u illiterate fuk. It should read...mainstream, whilst at the same time, ... Who da dumb cunt now. Im bilingual. I can txt speak n also write in 'proper' english havin bn a legal secretary 4 13 years. So im actualy fukn streams ahead in inteligence ova u. Plus i hav a life! I dnt waste my time typing evry leta out cos i have a life! Dum ass. Peace, im out. Hahahahaha

Spots2012 wrote:do animal rights activists vehemently oppose Maori eating pigs etc, or are they willing to let that one slide?

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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby hiv-positive » Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:03 pm

xSUSPECTx wrote:are they keen on labourers down there ....


Oh man, you can imagine all the labour hire companies down there just creaming their man cunts with joy the second they saw all the damage.

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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby General Mutante » Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:10 pm

xSUSPECTx wrote:are they keen on labourers down there anyone know? im renovating a house right now but if its lucrative to work in the most racist place on NZ il put that on hold, pack my agnostic front tshirt and head on down.


Come down here and I'm a regular source of loals, but I'll probably wreck your edge like nobody's business if you're not careful.
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby xSUSPECTx » Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:18 pm

bro i didnt drink for 2 months, about 2 months ago, demolished a 6pack this arvo... edge is long over.

i cant work for labour hire companies cos of crim record, which suits me fine honestly, fuck those clowns.
Carly Ngarotata-Simon wrote:U misd two commas u illiterate fuk. It should read...mainstream, whilst at the same time, ... Who da dumb cunt now. Im bilingual. I can txt speak n also write in 'proper' english havin bn a legal secretary 4 13 years. So im actualy fukn streams ahead in inteligence ova u. Plus i hav a life! I dnt waste my time typing evry leta out cos i have a life! Dum ass. Peace, im out. Hahahahaha

Spots2012 wrote:do animal rights activists vehemently oppose Maori eating pigs etc, or are they willing to let that one slide?

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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby General Mutante » Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:42 pm

Really?

I worked for one measuring shit to make sure the floor tiles on the Northlands Mall expansion went in the right place and some of the other blokes I was hired with were dodgy as all fuck and I knew for sure a few of them had less than glowing records with the law 'cos I knew people they knew etc...

It was a shit job anyway. I got fired quite spectacularly.
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby xSUSPECTx » Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:01 pm

well maybe not all of them, but allied(0800 LABOUR) certainly dont hire anyone with a crim record, and they control most of the type of work im qualified for(or unqualified to suit) in tauranga.

i fuckin hate all of the cunts anyway.
Carly Ngarotata-Simon wrote:U misd two commas u illiterate fuk. It should read...mainstream, whilst at the same time, ... Who da dumb cunt now. Im bilingual. I can txt speak n also write in 'proper' english havin bn a legal secretary 4 13 years. So im actualy fukn streams ahead in inteligence ova u. Plus i hav a life! I dnt waste my time typing evry leta out cos i have a life! Dum ass. Peace, im out. Hahahahaha

Spots2012 wrote:do animal rights activists vehemently oppose Maori eating pigs etc, or are they willing to let that one slide?

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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby FC » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:23 pm

Two big aftershocks, pretty buzzy.
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby Window Licker » Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:37 am

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looks like lance lost the knees of his pants in the disaster. famous.

:lol: :lol: yeah no worries America, lance has got this shit under control!!
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby Lummoxgrinder » Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:36 am

I heard Lance is doing his bit by not showering for the next month or so. Great Job!!!

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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby Window Licker » Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:47 am

he's nzs wyclef jean
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby the croc » Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:42 am

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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby Sariputra » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:04 am

No one died :)
Most people have a positive attitude :)
More work created for people rebuilding Christchurch :)
Realise that mind cannot be satisfied but always seeks more, thus increasing unwholesomeness and wrong doings.

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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby BloodFuck » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:10 am

I heard on the radio today that a Lima from the zoo died during the earth quake.
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby Sariputra » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:12 am

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Realise that mind cannot be satisfied but always seeks more, thus increasing unwholesomeness and wrong doings.

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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby xSUSPECTx » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:23 am

fuck off kittenslayer
Carly Ngarotata-Simon wrote:U misd two commas u illiterate fuk. It should read...mainstream, whilst at the same time, ... Who da dumb cunt now. Im bilingual. I can txt speak n also write in 'proper' english havin bn a legal secretary 4 13 years. So im actualy fukn streams ahead in inteligence ova u. Plus i hav a life! I dnt waste my time typing evry leta out cos i have a life! Dum ass. Peace, im out. Hahahahaha

Spots2012 wrote:do animal rights activists vehemently oppose Maori eating pigs etc, or are they willing to let that one slide?

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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby dustbinflowers » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:43 am

that is bloody awesome
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby the croc » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:48 am

No idea J. Someone linked it on the Standard News site.

My first guess is Ian Wishart.
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby stenchcore666 » Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:38 pm

five point something last night..... had our post-apocalyptic gear all ready if shit got real, foodstuffs building collapsed too today, havnt gone past the glory hole yet today to see if its still standing :(

will keep youse posted yo!

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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby General Mutante » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:13 pm

I was responsible for the original Bob Parker Is An Evil Space Lizard Awareness Movement on Facebook. It got in the local media and an audibly annoyed Parker was interviewed about it on the radio and I had to fend of journalists.

This however, is something new and awesome. Looks like somebody took the ball and ran with it. Bravo to them. If I find out who they are the drinks are on me.
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby akaxo » Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:57 pm

iT Is ALL G0iNG JUST aS HE PLANNED!!! ParKER's Re-ELECT1ON WiLL BE PaiD FoR BY tHE JEW-rUN ChiMNEY iNDUSTRY.

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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby daggers » Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:01 pm

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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby . » Tue Sep 07, 2010 5:33 pm

OMG!!! recent chch mothman sighting is likely connected!

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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby akaxo » Tue Sep 07, 2010 6:55 pm

that'll just be mayor bob swooping about trying to find the best spot to plant his earthquake machine

saw on the news this evening that a battery chook farm's sheds just out of chch collapsed in the quake. over 20 000 chooks and estimates from the people who filmed the footage that about a third died, many from suffocation afterwards :cry:
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby akaxo » Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:21 pm

yeah true that's the positive side i guess. fucking crap way to end a fucking crap life though.
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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby xSUSPECTx » Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:31 pm

i was saying at news time that the guy with the fallen over silos and the guy with the homeless chickens could team up, be a bonanza for all.
Carly Ngarotata-Simon wrote:U misd two commas u illiterate fuk. It should read...mainstream, whilst at the same time, ... Who da dumb cunt now. Im bilingual. I can txt speak n also write in 'proper' english havin bn a legal secretary 4 13 years. So im actualy fukn streams ahead in inteligence ova u. Plus i hav a life! I dnt waste my time typing evry leta out cos i have a life! Dum ass. Peace, im out. Hahahahaha

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Re: Fucking Massive Christchurch Quake

Postby the croc » Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:55 pm

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Photoshop please General Mutante
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