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Re: Ke$ha likes real men

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Re: Ke$ha likes real men

Postby FC » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:59 pm

:lol:
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Re: Ke$ha likes real men

Postby cirE » Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:07 am

fuckyeah darkchild darkchild what what
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Postby cirE » Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:07 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodney_Jerkins

Rodney Jerkins (born July 29, 1977) is a songwriter, record producer, and musician. Working largely with his brother Fred Jerkins III & writer LaShawn Daniels. He has been requested by such artists as Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Spice Girls, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Simpson, Janet Jackson, Danity Kane, Beyoncé, Linda Király, Lady Gaga, Pussycat Dolls, Whitney Houston, Mary J. Blige, Lionel Richie, and Austin Brown. The words "Darkchild" appear in some form in many of his tracks. He is currently working on forthcoming albums from Ciara, Jennifer Lopez, Cassie, Anastacia, Se7en, Natasha, Britney Spears ,De'fina, Beyoncé, and his new R&B girl group Purple Reign. His most recent work can be seen splattered across the chest of American pop singer Ke$ha after they collaborated together.

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Re: Ke$ha likes real men

Postby dclxvi » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:37 am

can someone make a "jerkins" joke, please?
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Re: Ke$ha likes real men

Postby FC » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:59 am

Something along the lines of "hes been jerkins his rodney all over her by the looks of things"?



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Re: Ke$ha likes real men

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FC wrote:Something along the lines of "hes been jerkins his rodney all over her by the looks of things"?



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Re: Ke$ha likes real men

Postby FC » Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:05 am

Fuck my i key, shit either sticks or doesnt appear at all.
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Fuck my i key, shit either sticks or doesnt appear at all.
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Re: Ke$ha likes real men

Postby wassup rockers » Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:05 am

has been jerkins his rodney all over her darkchild?

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Re: Ke$ha likes real men

Postby xSUSPECTx » Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:08 pm

Fuck my i key, shit either sticks or doesnt appear at all.
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Re: Ke$ha likes real men

Postby dclxvi » Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:39 pm

i think he mean to say
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Re: Ke$ha likes real men

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Re: Ke$ha likes real men

Postby svpam » Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:03 pm

Fuck my John Key


Defamation Act 1992
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Fuck you too.
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Re: Ke$ha likes real men

Postby svpam » Sat Jul 10, 2010 5:09 pm

Fuck you too


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Postby Craig_Bastard » Sat Jul 10, 2010 5:13 pm

far bro, wot a hardout
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Re: Ke$ha likes real men

Postby svpam » Sat Jul 10, 2010 5:25 pm

all good bro. just stop with the hatin'

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Re: Ke$ha likes real men

Postby ghetto ninja » Sat Jul 10, 2010 5:27 pm

Yawn.
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*svpam starts falling alseep

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Re: Ke$ha likes real men

Postby General Mutante » Sun Jul 11, 2010 3:17 am

svpam wrote:
Fuck my John Key


Defamation Act 1992
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Date of assent 26 November 1992


You've obviously got no fucking clue how defamation works.

If there were any justice in this universe it would be possible to take every last inane piece of bullshit you have posted over the last few days and shove it all so far up your arsehole it would hit your back teeth, and if I were in charge I would just keep pushing my fist up savagely into your torn and bleeding ring piece until you were beyond sorry and begging to please, please for the love of whatever gods may be listening, please stop shovelling my own shit back up me, I think it's poisoned my bloodstream, and I would cackle delightedly and called you my sweet little pig.
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Re: Ke$ha likes real men

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General Mutante wrote:If there were any justice in this universe it would be possible to take every last inane piece of bullshit you have posted over the last few days and shove it all so far up your arsehole it would hit your back teeth, and if I were in charge I would just keep pushing my fist up savagely into your torn and bleeding ring piece until you were beyond sorry and begging to please, please for the love of whatever gods may be listening, please stop shovelling my own shit back up me, I think it's poisoned my bloodstream, and I would cackle delightedly and called you my sweet little pig.


:lol: absolute gold.
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Re: Ke$ha likes real men

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Re: Ke$ha likes real men

Postby Huey » Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:05 pm

Moslt likely she's full of shit, my bet is that she shows up on the red carpet with some cut hunk.
Because he's the hero Punkas deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight

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Re: Ke$ha likes real men

Postby xSUSPECTx » Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:10 pm

yeh, if shes not into you bro, shes a lesbian.
Carly Ngarotata-Simon wrote:U misd two commas u illiterate fuk. It should read...mainstream, whilst at the same time, ... Who da dumb cunt now. Im bilingual. I can txt speak n also write in 'proper' english havin bn a legal secretary 4 13 years. So im actualy fukn streams ahead in inteligence ova u. Plus i hav a life! I dnt waste my time typing evry leta out cos i have a life! Dum ass. Peace, im out. Hahahahaha

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Re: Ke$ha likes real men

Postby Huey » Wed Jul 14, 2010 2:22 am

true. Aidan should do some Nutty Professor type shit instead of wishing for a double standard.
Because he's the hero Punkas deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight

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Re: Ke$ha likes real men

Postby sneakers o'toole » Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:48 am

Slobodan,

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Re: Ke$ha likes real men

Postby FC » Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:38 am

Huey wrote:true. Aidan should do some Nutty Professor type shit instead of wishing for a double standard.


Huh?
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Re: Ke$ha likes real men

Postby xSUSPECTx » Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:45 am

he thinks all women are as shallow as he is, and in his case, im sure hes right.
Carly Ngarotata-Simon wrote:U misd two commas u illiterate fuk. It should read...mainstream, whilst at the same time, ... Who da dumb cunt now. Im bilingual. I can txt speak n also write in 'proper' english havin bn a legal secretary 4 13 years. So im actualy fukn streams ahead in inteligence ova u. Plus i hav a life! I dnt waste my time typing evry leta out cos i have a life! Dum ass. Peace, im out. Hahahahaha

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