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Postby Dead Kid » Tue Jun 29, 2010 4:07 pm

A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.

The man drove up to a Hell's Angels clubhouse near Munich, wearing only a pair of shorts and carrying a puppy.

He dropped his shorts and threw the dog, escaping on a bulldozer from a nearby building site.

He was arrested later at home by police. The 26-year-old is said to have stopped taking depression medication.

After making his getaway on the bulldozer, he had driven so slowly that a 5km tailback built up behind him on the motorway.

After driving about 1km, he had abandoned the bulldozer in the middle of the motorway, near Allershausen. He continued his journey by hitchhiking.

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," a police spokesman said.

The puppy is now being cared for in an animal shelter.
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Postby InkedScot » Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:40 am

Wow, that guy needs to get his teeth knocked down his throat.
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Postby PertHJ » Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:17 am

Why? For throwing a puppy?
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Postby Hipster Faggot » Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:22 pm

The SPCA would have probably killed it anyway you vegan fagetz, let this kid fight the good fight.

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Postby CowzOr » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:08 pm

Guess the Hells Angels didn't know what was going on either if he managed to escape at 5km/hr
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Postby skirmish » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:09 pm

Hipster Faggot wrote:The SPCA would have probably killed it anyway you vegan fagetz, let this kid fight the good fight.

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Postby Dead Kid » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:21 pm

InkedScot wrote:Wow, that guy needs to get his teeth knocked down his throat.

All this time he's been taking Prozac for his mental disorder, when the pills he should've been swallowing were in his mouth attached to his gums the whole time? Well I'll be damned.
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Postby InkedScot » Wed Jun 30, 2010 2:40 pm

PertHJ wrote:Why? For throwing a puppy?
Yes, if I'm present and I see someone throw an animal, I'll put 'em in the hospital. Simple as that.

IMO folks who abuse animals rank right up there with pedofiles, rapists, and serial killers.

Maybe it's a cultural difference but if you guys down there think it's cool to abuse animals, then your culture is majorly fucked. Studies show folks who kill and torture animals do all sorts of fucked up shit.
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Postby PertHJ » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:10 pm

Fucksake the only cultural difference is your crazy assed reaction to shit.

of course hurling a puppy at someone isn't cool, but the dude has mental problems, punching him in the face isn't going to stop him do other equally dumb fucked shit.
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Postby FC » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:20 pm

I hope all americans aren't as retarded as you.



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Postby InkedScot » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:24 pm

PertHJ wrote:Fucksake the only cultural difference is your crazy assed reaction to shit.

of course hurling a puppy at someone isn't cool, but the dude has mental problems, punching him in the face isn't going to stop him do other equally dumb fucked shit.
no this is in fact a cultural difference.... an angry violent reaction to someone abusing an animal is concidered a normal reaction here. Maybe because you are from a farming/agra based economy your reaction to animals is a bit more callous.
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Postby InkedScot » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:26 pm

FC wrote:I hope all americans aren't as retarded as you.



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you think I'm retarded for being sickened by someone throwing a puppy?

If thats the case then you come from a fucked culture.
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Postby InkedScot » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:30 pm

I'm waiting for the flames from all you seriously disturbed kiwis who think abusing animals is funny and cool.
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Postby wassup rockers » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:32 pm

InkedScot wrote:
FC wrote:I hope all americans aren't as retarded as you.



Aidan
you think I'm retarded for being sickened by someone throwing a puppy?

If thats the case then you come from a fucked culture.


you think he comes from a fucked culture because he thinks you're retarded for wanting to bash some kid you don't even know for doing something stupid?

if thats the case then you come from blh blah

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Postby InkedScot » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:37 pm

wassup rockers wrote:you think he comes from a fucked culture because he thinks you're retarded for wanting to bash some kid you don't even know for doing something stupid?

if thats the case then you come from blh blah
My point is is a proven fact that often times folks who abuse and torture animals move on the other violent crimes against humans.
And if you guys are from a culture that thinks it ok ...funny.. or a cool thing to do then I'm to conclude that you are from and island populated by potential serial killers rapists and pedofiles.

IE your culture is fucked
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Postby akaxo » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:39 pm

maybe he has a point :wink:

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Postby FC » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:40 pm

Yeah we totally are. I cut open a pregnant dog this morning and ate the unborn foetuses within as it lay dying, and then I threw a bunch of kittens at the mailman cause I didnt get my tax cheque back.
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FC wrote:Yeah we totally are. I cut open a pregnant dog this morning and ate the unborn foetuses within as it lay dying, and then I threw a bunch of kittens at the mailman cause I didnt get my tax cheque back.
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Postby Dick Dynamite » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:42 pm

Although throwing a dog is cruel, and not particularly fun for the dog involved, it's hardly some sort of sadistic torture that would indicate some kind of psychopathic/homicidal tenancies.

Also.. its pedophile PHILE PHILE.

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Postby FC » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:44 pm

No he means the filing system invented by Ralph Pedo.
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Postby PertHJ » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:46 pm

Just out of interest Archie, do you go bashing farmers for practicing unethical farming practices before or after you chow down on your pork chops?
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Postby Dick Dynamite » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:47 pm

One must also note that Aidan comes from a culture able to recognise sarcasm and with a sense of humour 'mildly' beyond the US's "Hur hur, Remember that episode when Ross kept shouting? Hur hur hur, friends rocks."

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Postby InkedScot » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:53 pm

PertHJ wrote:Just out of interest Archie, do you go bashing farmers for practicing unethical farming practices before or after you chow down on your pork chops?
Your right it is a bit hypocritical to care less about the well being of farm animals as opposed to domesticated animals that we keep as pets. However beef, chicken and pork just taste so fucking good.
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Postby ghetto ninja » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:54 pm

Not really a redeeming argument though is it.
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Postby the croc » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:55 pm

Hey InkedScot this is our culture and I for one am bloody proud of it:

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the croc wrote:Hey InkedScot this is our culture and I for one am bloody proud of it:

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Postby the croc » Wed Jun 30, 2010 4:01 pm

You'll fit in well around here then mate. Everyone here looooves rugby. It's even a compulsory subject at school.
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Postby Dead Kid » Wed Jun 30, 2010 4:03 pm

InkedScot wrote:Yes, if I'm present and I see someone throw an animal, I'll put 'em in the hospital. Simple as that.

IMO folks who abuse animals rank right up there with pedofiles, rapists, and serial killers.

Maybe it's a cultural difference but if you guys down there think it's cool to abuse animals, then your culture is majorly fucked. Studies show folks who kill and torture animals do all sorts of fucked up shit.

The puppy hurl is a minor part of the article, and there's not even a mention of it being injured. If your reactions have a scale to them, I'd like to see your reaction to BP choking so many animals with oil.
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Postby InkedScot » Wed Jun 30, 2010 4:05 pm

the croc wrote:You'll fit in well around here then mate. Everyone here looooves rugby. It's even a compulsory subject at school.
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