Newsflash - All men watch porn

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Re: Newsflash - All men watch porn

Postby The Ost » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:15 pm

Matt wrote:Nah, I reckon anything is up for debate. You just weigh it up, "Do I want to be with this person more than I want to do XXXXXX". And they, in turn, have to decide, "Do I want to be with this person more than I want to not be around XXXXXXX".


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Re: Newsflash - All men watch porn

Postby Maleficent » Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:39 am

phaedrus wrote: a rubber nazi uniform beating off to pictures of tanks etc...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyVxlJiRZNU

:D !!!

i miss johnny too.
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Re: Newsflash - All men watch porn

Postby Craig_Bastard » Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:46 pm

Maleficent wrote:
phaedrus wrote: a rubber nazi uniform beating off to pictures of tanks etc...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyVxlJiRZNU

:D !!!

i miss johnny too.


haha I was gonna mention something along those lines too!
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Postby Any Day Now » Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:38 pm

Phlegm wrote:It would be a more interesting study to find out how many people have watched an entire porno in a single sitting.



hahahaha, my boyfriend has quite a large collection, and while I can say I've 'seen' almost every one, I couldn't say its more than a scene or two from each ;)

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Re: Newsflash - All men watch porn

Postby mark tyler » Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:00 pm

:lol:
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Re: Newsflash - All men watch porn

Postby FC » Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:04 pm

There's almost nothing more repulsive than internet porn the split second you've blown your load.



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Re: Newsflash - All men watch porn

Postby xSUSPECTx » Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:08 pm

well thats cos you like watching girls fucking horses

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Re: Newsflash - All men watch porn

Postby mark tyler » Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:47 pm

FC wrote:There's almost nothing more repulsive than internet porn the split second you've blown your load.



Aidan


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Re: Newsflash - All men watch porn

Postby cirE » Sun Dec 13, 2009 8:58 am

i think it's good when there's shit of yours your partner don't dig and shit you don't dig of your partner

nothing more horrible than a relationship where all interests are shared
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Re: Newsflash - All men watch porn

Postby xSUSPECTx » Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:02 am

especially when you break up and it takes 5 years before you can listen to the same music again without thinking of her.

christ imagine that with porn, having to give up midgets with extreme fatties

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Re: Newsflash - All men watch porn

Postby dclxvi » Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:02 pm

hiv-positive wrote: I just laughed at her and told her that jerking off is like having a cup of tea and that if she didn't like it, fuck off.


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Re: Newsflash - All men watch porn

Postby Ice-P » Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:06 pm

Hamtown Dave wrote:I have a girl friend who who is uber feminist and she sees porn as essential degrading to women, perpetuating the idea that women are sexual objects etc. (but 'erotica' is ok... go figure).


So what exactly is the difference between pornography and "erotica"? Seems like a fairly arbitrary distinction..
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Re: Newsflash - All men watch porn

Postby Tacotistk » Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:10 pm

erotica doesn't show dick going in, right?
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Postby cirE » Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:18 pm

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Re: Newsflash - All men watch porn

Postby Tacotistk » Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:40 pm

ernotica more like
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Re: Newsflash - All men watch porn

Postby xSUSPECTx » Sun Dec 13, 2009 2:43 pm

i dont think feminists would like most of those, i mean, most of those erotic beings are being raped by a disgusting man.

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Re: Newsflash - All men watch porn

Postby bridge. » Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:06 pm

i would think erotica was more associated with foreplay. It's more of a tease or whatever.

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Re: Newsflash - All men watch porn

Postby ghetto ninja » Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:57 pm

Erotica is for people who are to repressed to enjoy actuall porn and cover it up with some sort of faux art appreciation. If you cant handle how awesome two people rooting looks you need to adjust your attitude to sex.
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