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Man wanted for DSW'n in Toilet

Postby kimura » Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:40 pm

Man wanted over indecent act in toilet
10:50AM Wednesday Apr 15, 2009

Police are trying to identify a middle-aged man in connection with an indecent act in a Wellington public toilet.

The incident happened in the male public toilets in Frank Kitts Park on Jervois Quay in Wellington between 4pm and 4.30pm on Friday, April 3.

The man was described as European, aged between 40 and 50 years, about 175cm tall with a medium build.

He had short blonde or brown hair, was clean shaven with an earring in his left ear.

He was wearing white new balance shoes, black track pants, a white shirt and a baggy, black jacket with a white and red coloured Maori pattern on the back.

The word Aotearoa was written across the bottom of the back of the jacket in capital letters.

Anyone who knew who the man was or had information about the incident was asked to contact police.

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Re: Man wanted for DSW'n in Toilet

Postby niXon » Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:42 pm

What, you not allowed to wank in public toilets?
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Postby FC » Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:44 pm

Turns out im a criminal mastermind.



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Re: Man wanted for DSW'n in Toilet

Postby Sicinius » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:57 pm

I may or may not have left civilisations of potential life in the sink of the bathroom on Thai Airways 747s.

On numerous occasions.
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Re: Man wanted for DSW'n in Toilet

Postby ghetto ninja » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:02 pm

The description leads me to believe that it was the singer from the Adam smith assasination.
None other than Blair "im a raving looney" Jones.
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Re: Man wanted for DSW'n in Toilet

Postby Dead Kid » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:24 pm

niXon wrote:What, you not allowed to wank in public toilets?


In the toilet might not've been so bad. Get too excited and render the walls painted wanked -> vandalism.
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Re: Man wanted for DSW'n in Toilet

Postby kimura » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:35 pm

The description of the man in questions clothing, right down to the individual brands,styles and sizes is somewhat suspicous....

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Re: Man wanted for DSW'n in Toilet

Postby Marrow » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:22 pm

one wonders how you can prove someone was wanking in the toilets.
He shouldnt find it hard to pull the old 'innocent until proven guilty' bit anyway...
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Re: Man wanted for DSW'n in Toilet

Postby twoteneleven » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:39 pm

Sounds like Kenny R Bowden strikes again.
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Re: Man wanted for DSW'n in Toilet

Postby Phlegethon » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:44 pm

kimura wrote:an earring in his left ear.


GUILTY

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Re: Man wanted for DSW'n in Toilet

Postby crackheavy » Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:37 pm

Sicinius wrote:I may or may not have left civilisations of potential life in the sink of the bathroom on Thai Airways 747s.

On numerous occasions.


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Re: Man wanted for DSW'n in Toilet

Postby Craig_Bastard » Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:27 am

kimura wrote:
The word Aotearoa was written across the bottom of the back of the jacket in capital letters.



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