Massive Diarrhea outbreak in Central Auckland

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Massive Diarrhea outbreak in Central Auckland

Postby XIBALBA » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:49 am

There's been a record breaking Diarrhea outbreak in Central Auckland today, the first 26 reported cases were found in the Cut Above Hair Academy on Queen Street, apparently since then over 46 cases have been admitted to Auckland City Hospital and doctors estimate, by the end of the day over 460 people will have passed through the Gastric Emergency Clinic today, and maybe have a snowball effect throughout the week. Military, Ambulance and Police are trying to contain the problem thoughout Central Auckland by setting up quarantines in affected buildings throughout the CBD, Grafton, Newton and Karangahape Road

Residents and commuters are advised to avoid the CBD and surrounding areas until the outbreak is under control.

Witnesses describe the outbreak as a 'shitty mess'.
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Postby Grave Dancer » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:47 am

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Postby Craig_Bastard » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:59 am

I knew all those trendy cunts are full of shit!!!
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SHUT UP,
PUT YOUR DENIM ON
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Postby Adam The Muss » Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:13 pm

pics or it didnt happen
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Postby steeltoedsneakers » Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:15 pm

i think this is a case of "be careful what you wish for", don't you mr ryan?
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Postby The Rabble Van » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:48 pm

keen for poos


keen as shit
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Postby general » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:09 pm

haven't had my daily pooh yet, keen now though.
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Postby scott penk » Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:16 pm

Adam The Muss wrote:april fools or it didnt happen
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Postby kimura » Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:19 pm

I got a similar text exept it said SARS(birdflu) HAHAHAH dumb cunt
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Postby Honist Ta Hu » Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:24 pm

so sean... according to you... i most probably have bird flu and Diarrhea?

awesome.

my poos have been a tad runny today.
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Postby general » Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:32 pm

totally solid in auckland
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Postby kimura » Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:55 pm

mine was green and a bit fishy
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Postby Kramazubg » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:12 pm

Honist Ta Hu? wrote:so sean... according to you... i most probably have bird flu and Diarrhea?

awesome.

my poos have been a tad runny today.

Oh fuck you.
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Postby Honist Ta Hu » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:12 pm

xCreamzx[S4C] One Life, One Chance says:
I'm keen on this for weekend.
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Postby kimura » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:24 pm

i only just clicked it was from sean..
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